Other Craptions

Welcome, I've called you together because something has to be done. I propose the we kill the batman.

Thanks to Foodies, Furries are looking pretty normal about now.

Now show me on this doll where the pie touched you.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, eating his human pie. He stuck in his "thumb", and said "Damn, I am dumb. I'm pretty sure this is a guy."

No one noticed Greg's approach as he had long since mastered the art of disguise.

Shut your pie hole, sir!

Soooo Cracked...how 'bout that Boob Week?

"What do you know about magic? You're just a fucking pie!"

Remember to eat your kids, vegetables!

Why that's the biggest pie I've seen since the Paris Hilton sex video. Am I right folks?!

A disturbing look at the cannibalistic rituals of the midwest.

The newest Saw movie tries to be more kid-friendly.

The court hearing: The defendant Jason Biggs, victim - Pie

Batman: I'm not gonna lie, Two-Face, I'm not even sure this *is* a crime.

popped cherry pie

As you can see by this pie chart, Oompa-Loompa productivity is down twenty-eleven percent!

What's better than having a ventrilaquist? Having tulips around your meat pie.

Being inside a pie that's 50 times bigger feels 50 times better, right??

Ok, CRACKED, you win, my brain just exploded all over my desk...

Simple Simon met a Pie-man on a lonely road. Said Simon to the Pie-man "Please let me taste your fare". Said the Pie-man "Show me your penny". So Simon MUGGED him.

The world's weirdest wedding procession.

"C'mon, baby! Twenty bucks and I'll go A La Mode all over you!"

... I stick in my thumb and pull out an OH MY GOD GET IT OFF

It's filled with nightmares.

That guy's girlfriend is such a tart

"Would Jason Biggs please come up and apologize."

AAmmmmm IIIIIII ttttooooooo llllaaaattttteeeeeee ttttooooooo pppoooosssssttttttt aaaa ccccrrrraaaapppppttttiiiiooooonnnnnnn

Awesome, looks like the best game for the Wii yet

For this part of the show we need a volunteer! Now, now folks, don't be shy, unspeakable horrors will not befall you

Do we really need to see "American Pie: the Musical?"

TONIGHT WE DINE IN ACID!!!!!

I'm still basking in the afterglow of the 2 votes my CRAPTION got yesterday.

See kids, in wonderland pies scream when you eat them

Honey, I think we should take our kids to a different park from now on

The evolutionists would have you believe that the pie people descended from sentient berries or some shit.

I think this is a metaphor for sex during your period

He may have a flashy entourage, but it's still just a perverted puff pastry hanging around the park.

...He stuck in his dong, and pulled out a plum, and the cops maced him right in the eye.

You don't know why that pie is blushing. And you don't WANT to know.

As American as ... WTF? Oh, crap. We need a new national metaphor now. Gee, thanks!

Bobby Flay still lost this Throwdown!

You think i enjoy stabbing you?! I actually kind of do. And I can't help but lick the knife too. Your filling is delicious.

Not even Megan's law can deter them from doing shows at the playground

Listen friend, all I'm saying is there HAS to be a better way to promote inter-racial harmony.

This picture's not funny,... it's just sad. I'll vote for anybody who comes up with a CRAPTION to cheer me up right now.

Thankfully, they rethought the whole Two-Face/Mad Hatter Hybrid for the Dark Knight

You don't often see a guy's knee wearing its own Halloween costume.

Said Simple Simon to the Pie Man "Seriously, lose the creepy puppet."

That's what I like! A brown hole surrounded by rosy cheeks... and a midget.