"Look at the size of his 'wood'!"
"Steve, one more pun and I swear I'll fucking kill you"
Why am I the only tree hippies won't hug?
You're so racist. That's not an oak, that's an elm. What, so all trees look alike to you?
To Catch A Hobbit, next on Dateline.
Okay, I'm here!!! Where all the white Beeches at?!!
Luckily, no one noticed his morningwood.
It was a cool costume until he was accosted by two young lovers who scarred him for life with their initials.
An ent with a wooden staff? Wouldn't that be like me walking around with a severed leg?
Should have taken the red pill.
"Man... I really need to drop a LOG, do you know where the Little Saplings room is?"
"No, I've never heard of Burning Man? Why do you aAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHH!"
Oh shit, a carpenter convention !!
The Ent Zone
Keith Richards is looking better than ever
Pinocchio hasn't aged well.