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"Look at the size of his 'wood'!" "Steve, one more pun and I swear I'll f**king kill you"
Julius_Goat
You're so racist. That's not an oak, that's an elm. What, so all trees look alike to you?
GaseousClay
It was a cool costume until he was accosted by two young lovers who scarred him for life with their initials.
zbeebs
An ent with a wooden staff? Wouldn't that be like me walking around with a severed leg?
SRLivewire
"Man... I really need to drop a LOG, do you know where the Little Saplings room is?"
Smithereen
"No, I've never heard of Burning Man? Why do you aAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHH!"
Tessica
I have the opposite problem, I wish these twittering tweeters would STOP following me.
Backinblack
I think that I shall never see, a poem as lovely as a... what the FUCK is that thing??? Run!!!
Julius_Goat
He had come as nature's emissary, to warn humans of the effects of their wasteful ways. He made 100 reams of the highest-quality printer paper they'd ever seen before.
Mr.Excalibur
A Question just came to mind: What do Ents call their erect penises? It can't be "woodies". That would just be redundant.
Backinblack
I can't believe I fell in the middle of the forest and no one came to help me! I was yelling for days and days... you miserable bastards!!!
Joey_09876
I knew this day would come. The tree want revenge for all their brothers we sacrificed to Santa....
geniuswaitress
You know you've gone to a lame-ass convention when the celebrity appearance is by Treebeard.
alfredthemad
If a tree shows up at the county fair and no one cares, does it make a sound?
somfas
Ahhhh Fall. The leaves are changing, the wind has a crisp bite, and this fucking thing is rubbin one out on a football field.
ChaseMitchell
"Look, creepshow, you're not welcome here. Now make like a tr— You get the idea."
Rex-Jester
When the genie suggested that he could be his favorite hero, he responded, "Ash," a little too quickly.
Some_Random_Guy
Don't feel too bad for this guy. You probably wiped your butt with his sister this morning.
ChaseMitchell
He misunderstood what everyone meant when they told him to "make like a tree."
RogersIB
Eden had the Tree of Knowledge, Lincoln High had to settle for the Tree of Special People.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Excuse me, can I give you a coupon for new World of Warcraft brand Pizza? It's delivered by a drunk paladin...hey, where are you going?
Rex-Jester
As referring to their errant, blossoming rods as "woodies" is redundant and therefore outre, Tree-Ents prefer to call them "Norwegians."
dpollok
Great! I got bird shit in my hair and dog piss on my legs. Next year I'm going as fuckin' Wolverine!!
mabogo
Ron was sure he had the best costume at the fair... Right up until the dogs started peeing on his shoes....
Mr.Excalibur
GAWD THIS GUY! Just keeps talking about howwe should switch to Electric heat and to destroy our Fireplaces and such. F*cking Killjoy I tell ya!
GaseousClay
He wasn't ready to come out of the closet, which is why he was forced to marry a treebeard.
itoldyouso
"Hey, is that two squirrels fucking in my branches? Come one guys, it's just a costume!!!"
Rex-Jester
For his third wish to the smokin' hot genie, James wished he was sporting wood.
Backinblack
I am NOT the whomping willow. I am his perverted cousin, the wanking willow!
jekelish
It's too bad Ent's are so slow to make decisions, because by the time he decides what to eat the carnival will have been over for a month.
dungeonmaster11
Fanny packs: they can make even the coolest of fantasy creatures look retarded.
crazyivan
Oh, I get it. Very funny. Alright, then, I WILL just "make like a tree!" Your party looks stupid anyway.
andy3t
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck WHAT THE F**K IS THAT?!
paranoid_robot
M. Night Shyamalan's 'The Happening 2' This time the plants are doing the dirty work themselves.
Zangetsu
Finally! A craption where I can use the following: "One ring. To RULE THEM ALL!"
Zaphod
Although he was fair, the Elven Soccer League ultimately regretted using Tree Ents as officiators due to the days they took making the call.
Backinblack
Needermeyer, dead! Woody Woodpecker, dead! George Washington, dead! Paul Bunyon, dead!
spud
"Does anyone around here have any lotion for tree rot, or root fungus? Hey come on now, I really need a tree surgeon here!"
shaf
Spent all of my money here at syrup fest…. That’s right… I’m Tapped out….
Mr.Excalibur
Well I'm glad I brought my chainsaw to this convention! And people thought I was CRAZY! Look who's laughing now!
imnew
He's actually still on his way back home from attacking Saruman...yep a full LOTR reference that'll get me straight to the top this time
TromeoQue
Treebeard had come to inform the humans of the plight of his people, but was now pondering why everyone called him a "fucking hippie".
Kamikaze Phoenix
I was at the tree doctor, and he asks if I have been with any pine trees lately, and next thing I know he says I have termites. I never thought I could get termites...
Kamikaze Phoenix
Meth Kills...or might do this to you, which is much much worse. You should see this guy's teeth!
Awesominator
No amount of being exploited for television ratings could save the treeman from completing his full transformation.
slickjamesjik
If you cut him in half and count his rings, you can see how many years he has been a virgin.
NightOwl26335
I am going to go out on a limb here and guess that someone really likes Lord of the Rings
typoqueen
Since when does wearing a Gandalf hoodie to the Lord of the Rings convention make you a true fan?
grumnut1
Long after his time in the French Resistance, Pierre STILL liked to wear his uniform.
metsfan
When looking at all the other virgins at the Lord of the Rings Festival, Grognac could atleast take solace in the fact that he was, indeed, A-sexual
Blinker_Fluid
Run you fools! That's not an Ent, it's the kid-eating tree from Poltergeist.
Blinker_Fluid
Chris Hanson: So what do you have to say in your defense? Tree: I was just looking for some young swingers to play with. I don't understand what's happening.
itoldyouso
"Have I ever acted before? Well, lessee, I starred in Trees Lounge, Forrest Gump, The Education of Little Tree, The Jungle Book, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Roots, and uh, every Woody Harrelson movie ever made."
JoeKurr
After his failed "Two Towers" audition, Cory decided to spend the rest of his weekend at BeerFest.
BurningEther
No matter how funny this craption is, it is too late to win the contest. Sad day.
sugar-pickle
Dendrophiliac conventions have gained popularity due to some fetish-afflicted celebrities.
edmund
Years later, Treebeard would often regret not killing those grubby little Hobbits on sight.
howardfanatic
...and slowly, a single tear rolls down his cheek in sorrow at man's inhumanity to nature.
Lavender
Thinking of ways to punish his friends for this, Treebeard once again found himself stood up by a blind date
Tessica
Yes, it does make a sound if a tree falls in the forest, why do I always get asked that?
Kamikaze Phoenix
After the Wizard of Oz, they tried giving him his own children's show, but the kids kept screaming and crapping their pants, so it got canceled fast. No one wanted to see smelly frightened kids run away.
Kamikaze Phoenix
"Die motherfucker die!!!" screamed the Tin Man, shoving the roaring chainsaw into the thing's neck. Sawdust flew, but he refused to let up. They were going to see the wizard, not some ugly-ass tree.
bamentt
The "missing link" in the evolutionary chart of man wasn't even close to what anyone had expected.
serpitus
this is what happens when you pet ent goes senial he wonders around and ends up in places he shouldent be like the BBQ festival hey bob whats the secrit ingredient its a special kind of wood
kobe_fan101
GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPA!?!?!?!?
RogersIB
"Well Elmwood, I'm not an arborist, but I did stay at Comfort Inn last night. So you say there's been some swelling...."
pelcurus
GODDAMMIT, I DON'T WANT A SHRUBBERY! I'm an ent! Those "Ni" guys are from a completely different movie!
Indigo_Dingo
When thew trees started hugging the hippies back, they became a lot more respected by regular society
RogersIB
"I seek the one known as Rain Man to guide me." "Are you sure?" "Definitely, definitely Rain Man."
Woome
Bob thinks again this year, "Am I the only one that takes this yard shrub festival seriously at all?"
rockemsockem
"Hey, you in the red jacket, is this the right line to sign up for government assistance ?"
ashmajic
I'd have something to yield if that bitch hadn't picked all my apples. Watch out Dorothy, I'm mobile now!
Luigifan
After failing to capture Snow White, the trees of the Wicked Forest turned to drugs to feel better about themselves.
Jordano
What? Seriously you guys, no else dressed up? We had a deal, now I look like an idiot, This is high treeson
phoulx
OOOHHH! That was embarassing. Spontaneous ejaculation as soon as I saw this Craption.
donarumo
Treebeard, the moment the raffle numbers were called and his ticket did not match.
crazyivan
But the ticket here says maple festiv- ahhhh! I see. So... I'll just be going home, then...
Zangetsu
Advertising at it's finest, appealing to the geeks and the Green Peacer's simultaneously!
CaptainDildo
After Lord of the Rings, most Ents find themselves in unemployment lines such as this.
smill0313
The only time I get a jump on the new craption, and its some bullshit like this.......figures
scruffy2735
This is what happens when you take Cialis and have an erection lasting for more than four hours.
gypsy61
You see you think you be pimpin, but you ain't pimpin till you got a cane like Tree Beard
Zangetsu
He looks kind of 'stiff', don't bark up his 'tree', he'll go 'wooden' on you. One more pun and I'll have myself a 'garden'!
bdadz
"Anyone want an autograph? What do you mean you don't recognize me? I'm sure if Elijah Woods walked by you'd crap yourself for an autograph."
Zangetsu
Tree or not, if you're even vaguely reminicent of a sculpture, a bird will crap on you. Period.
johndarick
Ashlee simpsom acting as "the Deku Tree" it michael bays real time zelda movie
johndarick
I told my friend Zack tha t marijuana was bad for him... he just didnt listen
shaf
He just wants to find his lost gilfriend "Holly", Get married, and put down some roots....
bilbo1
It is difficult, but sometimes you have to force Frank Zappa to take a bath whether he wants to or not.
RogersIB
At the International Logging Association's 2009 Log Fest, their mascot, 'Mr. Evil Tree' is unveiled.
ElHuerta
Hmmm... that Woodallnight69, I am to have date with ,e-mailed that he'll be holding a blue ribbon in his hand. Oh, for fuck's sake!
RogersIB
The last surviving cast member from Wizard of Oz, Evil Apple Tree #3, enjoys the festivities on Earth Day.
Kovitlac
J. R. R. Tolkien might have exaggerated the height of the Tree Folk and tiny bit..
johndarick
That party last night was awfully crazy i wish we taped it... i dance my ass off and had this female maples bark almost completly... off... i guess
Kamikaze Phoenix
Aw, my bad Mr.Tree! I assumed you wanted a little pee to water your roots...
ArtyMorty
Wearing an Ent-costume really gets pissed when a dog suddenly raises his leg...
RogersIB
The tree faced what once was forest. Had he a thought he might have thought, " I would not live could I but die, For the weight of aeons is upon me, Could I but be consumed and pass from time's memory Into the emptiness of nowhere!". But he was jus
angrystring
Take my word for it. When they say you should get medical attention immediately for an erection lasting longer than four hours, they mean it.
DamoC
Let me give you 50 pages on the details of my Ent-house..... You're the reason i stopped reading Lord of The Rings
Backinblack
This must mean that... maple syrup equals tree jism... Great, thanks for ruining my breakfast Cracked!!!
papajon0s1
"When I have that burning/itching sensation little Hobitts, I use Orkin. Orkin: keeping Middle Earth clean for hundreds of years!"
papajon0s1
"...and speaking of trees; I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap! You're a great audience! Please tip you bar wenches. I'll be here all week!"
1.21jigawatt
I wondered were that tree went after it was sucked up by the tornado seen in the Poltergeist movie..?... still spooky too.
hairwaytosteven
'His Bark is worse than his bite, guys, hahaha' 'Steve, nobody even f**king likes you'
mysecretbush
That must be some delicious food at those tents, because not a single person there looks interested in a giant, sad tree-person.
Boxy
Dog I iwll give you 5 dollars if you don't do what I think you are going to do you jut lost 5 dollares.
testpattern
Oh for god sakes! The ticket said tree admission. How could I have not seen that typo. Even that idiot with the two coats caught it.
Csonny
Pictured: National Paper convention 5 minutes before it was destroyed by the God of Trees
RogersIB
Taking another knock on The Nutty Professor, Disney's "Professor Nutz, Football Coach"
RogersIB
Slowly death tree stalked his prey, slowly death tree stalked his prey, slowly death tree stalked his prey, whew, this is going to be a long opening sequence....
RogersIB
A minute passed, and death tree eased forward an inch. Then, following a minute, another minute passed. Then another and another, until suddenly, another minute passed. In the ensuing minute....
NightOwl26335
"He calmly looked at me and said 'Let's bury the hatchet and all get along' ... unfortunately, my reply was 'Sorry, I need some damn firewood'.
RogersIB
Under the influence, Alex Haley went out on a limb with his remake of 'ROOTS -The Hippie Generation.
RogersIB
As a tree hugging hippy, I would hug Mr. Ugly Tree, well, I would if it weren't for his lack of familiarity with the ancient art of bathing. Whew, do not get up under his branch.
RogersIB
It was an understatement to say Fred hadn't been very POPLAR in school. But he wasn't one to PINE over the past.
RogersIB
It was an understatement to say Fred hadn't been very POPLAR in school. But he wasn't one to PINE over the past. Haha....ORANGE ya glad I'm gonna make like a tree and LEAF now.
hobodollars
He's frowning at the pack of stray dogs the cracked editor taking this is about to release."
RogersIB
Elmwood knew it was wrong, but dammit, quite frankly he missed his local town paper!
ParentesPizza
somthing somthing, uh lets see, pop culture refference here, also spelled it wrong, hay, what do you want from me, its 7:00 at night theres no need to try, im not seeing any votes.
Hasselhoff
"I made the lining of this costume look like a vagina so I'd know what it was like to be inside of one."
Balthraka
How long do you think I'll have to stand here until people believe I'm actually rooted into the ground?
RogersIB
Soooo, if this tree farts in the middle of the woods, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
shotgunjack1880
Everything walked in those movies, even the f**king trees walked in those movies.
fiddleronthmoon
and then it came up to me and said "can you paint with all the colors of the wind?"
superking9292
I wonder what's more interesting than the tree man? Not even an awkward stare in his direction
jmxcomp
Turdbeard, widely believed to be the shittiest ent ever, is pictured here on the 25 yard line of what was once his forest.
BTA47
Bill could sense the tension in the air as he entered the lumberjack's convention.
Chrizz0
Why trees shouldn't drink: because they look homeless and no one will tell them how to get back to tot's park.
BaconEgg
Hey Stu! The boss said you have to make that guy in a tree costume leave.. -"make him what?" -"leave!!" -'hihi'
monkeysintheday
Woodfinger the ent didn't quite make it to Isengard, actually... he was drunk at the time.
HornGarg
"This isn't the way to the ivory tower!" "Last time I take directions from Atreyu!"
OttoGaines
Iiii ttttttaaaaakkkkkkkkeeeeeeeee ttttoooooooo lllllooooonnnnnnnnggggggggg ttttooooooo mmmaaaaaaakkkkkeeeeeeee aaaaaaa ccccrrrrrraaaaappppppptttttttiiiiiiiiooooooonnnnnn
Frodeezy
Lo! I have braved an arduous journey in search of kettle corn and to participate in the county raffle.
savinator
After the horrific accident at the ren faire, an onlooker mistakenly called the ENTs.
lc_ii
"Dude, hire one of these things to follow you around and NO ONE will ever mess with you again."
piet9007
after being caught by the paparazzi at a antiques fair, treebeard got petrified.
StevoC
[IMG]http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt238/oxxStevoxxo/tightwad3l.jpg[/IMG] Mexican nuclear fallout shelter.
StevoC
[IMG]http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt238/oxxStevoxxo/smash.jpg[/IMG] Step one of "Luigi's handy guide to cheating at sports. Also, FUCK YOU GUYS!! FOR VICTOREEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Paryniux
Look at him there just lumbering around with his wooden stare. I wish he'd leaf already.
Dupuis18
upon coming home from vacation, he had discovered that all his friends have been clear cut
Doodad123
I think he should probably 'leave'! "Dude, one more pun and I swear I'll f**king kill you"
Gaozetagar
This is the stuff of Bruce Campbell's dreamares. On one hand, it would be the greatest thing to kill with his chainsaw, on the other hand, It was living.
erob3131
"Peter! One of the Tree Ents are drunk again and hitting on the extras...oh sh*t he just threw up in Frodos mouth!...Peter...Peter!
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LichKing
There are many pun-based ways to demean an Ent, a fact that this "Bent" from "Fagporn Forest" has just learned to his great displeasure.
LichKing
There are many pun-based ways to demean an Ent, a fact that this "Bent" from "Fagporn Forest" has just learned to his displeasure.
hoodieninja4
This is the last known picture of petey before the lumberjack competition started.
SecurityMedic
The fairy godmother told Sarah Palin that she had to step down as governor before August, or else she would turn into a tree.
patientxzero
"I was Christopher the FREAKIN' Christmas Tree man! NOW LOOK AT ME! Doing festivals and conventions like the cast from Terminator TSCC!
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