Other Craptions

It's Ribbited for her pleasure.

"Hello! ma baby, Hello! ma honey, Hello! ma ragtime gal".

So how's your chimney this morning? And by that i mean your female reproductive organ

How many flies did they give you? Yeah I only got two also. Fuck this neighborhood. Let's try somewhere else next year.

No we don't need any more candy, we need tpo speak to your leaders about an asteroid that's headed, no more candy, what is wrong with your species!!!

Nobody has written a craption yet. Be the first to write one!

Why is the hot one talking to the autistic one?

Right about now, Santa is wondering why he is covered in frog shit.

1 out of 3 people will be disappointed when the aliens finally arrive.

Talk about shitting a load of bricks...

TMNFWARNBSF - Teenage Mutant Ninga Frogs Who Are'nt Real Ninjas But Simple Frogs

Is it just me, or does the royal family seem uglier each generation?

Ricky, dear, your father is a little concerned about your new friends…

We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life.

Okay, but you lick one first.

Must be a Leap year...get it? ahhhh you dont know funny

"And then he invited me over to his pad. I almost CROAKED!"

There's still porn of it.

yeah son, thats the fucking ugliest family in the neighborhood

So it begins. The really lame battle of our time.

www.croaked.com

Kiss these frogs, and they turn into overweight twenty-five-year-olds who lives in basements.

Yep, my parents have been embarassing me since I was just a tadpole.

Costumes to match perfectly with any number of homicide locations.

And thats why I hate kids...or midgets...

I for one welcome our French Overlords.

It's an H.P. Lovecraft Christmas!!

They also just ate at Burger King

Kermit was not embarassed to date a pig, it was just the whole "introducing her to the family" part

I'm telling you man...with these things on...we're SURE to touch BOOB!

They won the movie theme costume contest with "Never Been Kissed"

Last year they were 5...also I was drunk driving.

ATTENTION KIDS! If your mother makes your Halloween costumes, MAKE SURE SHE IS NOT ON CRACK!!!

Budwiser? Oh you fool, we're royal frogs, we don't bother with that.

I voted for herozs' craption and I got laid, I believe

where all the white women at?

Next year can we just be The Joker like everyone else?

A picture from the new book, "Scientology for Dummies"

Apparently this town is a no fly zone

Last year, they went out as Tad Pole Princes.

The frog legs were hung by the chimney with care in hopes that Saint Patrick soon would be there? WTF?

M. Night Shamalan's latest flick

Little girl, did the people who stole your candy have any distinguishing features?

Church is different than when I was a kid.

Tom Cruise's kids going to school.

"Hey Mom, these costumes you made are great. Why don't you sew together a giant silver balloon and let it fly away, and then tell everyone that I'm in it!"

Actually much easier to do than Battletoads

When I saw that, I literally shit bricks.

As the mixed race son of a frog mother and human father I find this sick parade offensive and racist.