Other Craptions

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Alien vs Paper Shredder

Never let your shitty poet friends sign your full-body cast.

Tim Burton's "The Birth Of A Nation"

They know she's not filled with candy but they're still going to beat her with a stick.

Don Quixote 2, this time, its personal...

Lady Gaga at a KKK meeting.

Paper mache is fun when your retarded

Careful what you copy, the plagarism banshee will come for you

not pictured: dead child in trunk of car

Newspapers should be allowed to die with dignity.

To the horror of the children, the pinata struck back!

The Ku Klux KLAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Blair Witch thought she'd never get married . . . until she met Jigsaw.

He was arrested for putting children on his face.

and sometime after the 6th "Mummy" movie I stopped paying attention

Where bad essays go to die

It's going to be tough figuring out how to raise the kids. He's Jewish, and she believes that the aliens are reading her thoughts through the toaster.

The recession has affected the KKK too.

In Soviet Russia, contract signs YOU...

H.P. Papercraft.

Either that black child leaves or I do...

This creature has been waiting 4,000 years to strip at a bachelorette party.

I was going to toilet-paper her house, but I think she'd actually like how it would look.

After years of finding absolutely nothing, Ghost Hunters tries some cheap stunts

Mom, why can't we BUY Halloween costumes?

I cant even begin to tell you how many times my night ends up like this

No one let Rob Zombie plan a bachelorette party ever again.

In Finland, sex offenders don't even TRY to hide their intentions.

I didn't get this picture until i realized her shirt said VULCANS on it, now it makes sense

Literary degree? In today's job market, here's the kind of work you can expect.

The most awkward part of any wedding ceremony? The paperwork.

I *hic* had a speeech writt en down *hic*, but now I can't finnnd it.

The Call of Cthulh-loser.

That's funny, I was just mentioning to the wife the other day that too many of vulcans suck turn in bumbling.

Even after Aunt Wanda lost her voice, she still won't shut the fuck up

Look what I did with your restraining order, honey!!

I love the fact that this person has the balls to write "Vulcans Suck" on their while wearing toilet paper....

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

This is Sparta!!!!

lady gaga is trying to let you know here thoughts on children and many vulcans

Just because no one understands what the hell you're saying doesn't mean you're a poet.

"I can't quite make out what is written on her dress, but I bet it is something very special and romantic and personally meaningf . . . never mind, I just saw the word "vulcan." Let's egg them."

The Wills Have Eyes

Too many vulcans suck children turn crumbling? Don't let THIS happen to YOU.

That guy from Memento joined the KKK!

You mean Leather-Face from "Chainsaw" has his own cooking show?

I'd love vulcans against my breasts too.

Pioneer of the Vulcan paper meld.