Craptions

Oct 25th, 2009

herozs

If you vote for this craption you will get laid tonight.Believe me.

TBJ5

Alien vs Paper Shredder

geniuswaitress

Never let your shitty poet friends sign your full-body cast.

Anthony_H

Tim Burton's "The Birth Of A Nation"

Blinker_Fluid

They know she's not filled with candy but they're still going to beat her with a stick.

aaa182

Don Quixote 2, this time, its personal...

justinwayne19

Lady Gaga at a KKK meeting.

angst9ine

Paper mache is fun when your retarded

Ceveron

Careful what you copy, the plagarism banshee will come for you

geniuswaitress

Newspapers should be allowed to die with dignity.

leafs9494

not pictured: dead child in trunk of car

woodeye

To the horror of the children, the pinata struck back!

Smithereen

The Ku Klux KLAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Julius_Goat

The Blair Witch thought she'd never get married . . . until she met Jigsaw.

nimo

He was arrested for putting children on his face.

Fawkes13

and sometime after the 6th "Mummy" movie I stopped paying attention

Mordor

Where bad essays go to die

ED_209

The recession has affected the KKK too.

Julius_Goat

It's going to be tough figuring out how to raise the kids. He's Jewish, and she believes that the aliens are reading her thoughts through the toaster.

AllyourBase

H.P. Papercraft.

librarianmike

In Soviet Russia, contract signs YOU...

Redway

I was going to toilet-paper her house, but I think she'd actually like how it would look.

nimo

Either that black child leaves or I do...

Ceveron

After years of finding absolutely nothing, Ghost Hunters tries some cheap stunts

AaronEves

This creature has been waiting 4,000 years to strip at a bachelorette party.

guythreepwood

Mom, why can't we BUY Halloween costumes?

Wancho

I cant even begin to tell you how many times my night ends up like this

StriderNo9

No one let Rob Zombie plan a bachelorette party ever again.

AlbertRamirez

The Call of Cthulh-loser.

geniuswaitress

Even after Aunt Wanda lost her voice, she still won't shut the fuck up

Julius_Goat

The most awkward part of any wedding ceremony? The paperwork.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Literary degree? In today's job market, here's the kind of work you can expect.

itoldyouso

In Finland, sex offenders don't even TRY to hide their intentions.

savinator

That's funny, I was just mentioning to the wife the other day that too many of vulcans suck turn in bumbling.

grumnut1

I *hic* had a speeech writt en down *hic*, but now I can't finnnd it.

metsfan

I didn't get this picture until i realized her shirt said VULCANS on it, now it makes sense

erenito

Look what I did with your restraining order, honey!!

paranoid_robot

This is Sparta!!!!

paranoid_robot

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

PeptoOverdose

lady gaga is trying to let you know here thoughts on children and many vulcans

Fawkes13

I love the fact that this person has the balls to write "Vulcans Suck" on their while wearing toilet paper....

Julius_Goat

"I can't quite make out what is written on her dress, but I bet it is something very special and romantic and personally meaningf . . . never mind, I just saw the word "vulcan." Let's egg them."

librarianmike

The Wills Have Eyes

typoqueen

Just because no one understands what the hell you're saying doesn't mean you're a poet.

bondfan42

That guy from Memento joined the KKK!

Kamikaze Phoenix

Too many vulcans suck children turn crumbling? Don't let THIS happen to YOU.

itoldyouso

You mean Leather-Face from "Chainsaw" has his own cooking show?

chump

Can't we leave the vulcans out of this one? uh... no.

kingsheep

Pioneer of the Vulcan paper meld.

bdadz

Alien V: Now It's Just Sad.

Frododarko

The Church of Tim Burton

Fields

I'd love vulcans against my breasts too.

Penguator432

Ku Klux Trek

Sissyphus

Hey Julia! Batshit crazy is a good look for you!

Julius_Goat

"I, Sue, take thee Greg, in sickness in health, for better or for worse, in sane times and, let's face it, most of the rest of the time, until death parts us. Or I feed you to Master Chthulu. Either one."

Specialpants

I am fruhe56rvfr34, the goddess of illiteracy!

MrGingercrisp

"SIX MILLION TO THE BITCH WHO CAN TAKE THIS OUT OF MY HAND!!"

captainHamsack

Uwe Boll's bunny design for Donnie Darko

Mortarockalypse

The ghost of essays past.

spud

Grandma!!!???

Boy_Genius

Why self-publishing never caught on.

DV8ED

Marvels newest superhero. Paperwoman! Defender of High Children and Vulcans!

Alex5101

Shredder's long lost cousin, Shredded.

imnew

"too many of the vulcans sucking..."? Wish she'd stand up straight, I think it's a script to a Norse porno!

JRski

First rule of Book Club. Don't talk about Book Club.

pestulio

yet more faux-documentary footage added to the Watchmen special edition DVD, containing dangerous subliminal messages to convince us that too many of the vulcans suck.

smoochy

Scientology Lecture

Kamikaze Phoenix

When every lonely teenager's "lighting candles and writing poetry" phase has gone too far. Watch for the signs, and get help before it's too late.

librarianmike

This is what the naked guy on the motorcycle didn't want you to mess with

blake2112

Alien Resurrection 2: Ku Kluxpocalypse

SWAIM-lover

Bookworm by Guillermo del Toro. The touching story about the bastard lovechild of a C.S Lewis and a Philip K Dick novel who attacks the 'ignorants'. "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but this roll of paper will asphyxiate you" June 011

Ceveron

Quick, feed her to the paper shredder

Ceveron

Phantom of the essay

nijdis

Obviously he misunderstood his professor's instructions on how to present a research paper.

guythreepwood

And so you see, paper is the optimal material for making clothes: it's lightweight, durable and--OH GOD IS THAT A NAKED FLAME?!?!

HMS_Ford

On the 8th day God became just a little squirrely.

HMS_Ford

Early Trek conventions.

arkhmpatient

I hate when the ghost of bowel moments of the past shows up

friendimpaired

In the newest sequel to the Aliens vs. Predators movie, Uwe Boll's trademark budget special effects seem to have backfired.

sn0wsh00s

As if the Alien franchise can't get any lower...

Petezard

Professor Lockheart's hallowen lectures always proved both enlightening and terrifying.

harleya48

2 minutes later the kids found out she really did have candy inside her

Zippomatt

Oh shit, PAPER ZOMBIE

buckethead79

The writing's there to confirm that this really isn't a nightmare.

Bloodvizor

Guess what grandma did last summer

Vlad the Impala

Curse of the pharaoh Scientologist

geniuswaitress

National endowment for the old farts.

geniuswaitress

Maybe we should let the retirement home folks have yearbooks.

geewizz

Papier Mache really needs to come with a warning label.

Lavender

The Pope learned it's best to not fall asleep first at slumber parties

Unsaturated15

Silent Hill 4 Kidz: Fear and English

Creami

It's either a really good greek play or a really bad GREEK fraternity party.

Ceveron

She's got desperate written all over her

ChefSNP

What the Taliban thinks of the Pope.

grumnut1

I remember when I was particularly naughty, they used to get Grandma to kiss me goodnight.

Frododarko

Plan 10 from Outer Space!

lc_ii

Engineering students the night before their final exam.

Manlybeard

What do the pope hat, the KKK, and schizophrenic rambling have in common, lets ask this chick.

soraroks

The KKK weren't always the best at delivering messages, even when they had it written on themselves.

MartZR

The Alien Mummy Returns

MartZR

The Return Of The Alien Mummy

metsfan

All feminist movements must contain atleast 1 witch

tubbyninja

Time Warner and Micheal Bay present; Aliens: Revelations.

metsfan

In the room of ugly dresses, one woman stood alone.

howardfanatic

This is why I hate family holidays, mom.

chrislocke

Has anyone seen my book that I wrote on fly paper?

AaronEves

"Do you think something seems a little off with the Pope tonight?"

imnew

M. Night Shyamalan's Read or Die

JohnnyDoGood

Just what the world needs: post-modernist Klansmen.

RogersIB

"I WILL PERSONALLY VULCAN MIND MELD YOUR ASS EARTH BOY"! ~ Spock

ShamWow

Hey, Vulcans do not suck!

Julius_Goat

These ladies are all gathered to try to catch the burning cross.

Truthiness

THIS IS SAN DIEGO!!!!

Sanjuro

The Constitution: by the people, for the people, written on toilet paper and then wrapped around some random guy.

superjaded

The library's haunted house sucked.

MrGingercrisp

"Hey she's cheating! Thats not satanic toilet paper on her forehead."

dudaruma

these comic book movie villains are getting ridiculous

Itzinmynature

Not even voting for that guys craption could get me laid tonight.

geniuswaitress

Pray your own grandchildren don't turn out to be taggers.

Fawkes13

Who really wants a match right now?

Specialpants

RRRRROOAR! Oh, wait a minute, my mom's calling me.

MrGingercrisp

As it turned out, the Lovecraft pary was actually Wednesday.

HamFighter

On the set of Memento 2

Redway

All things aside, her left boob reads "suck", so it's not a totally wasted effort.

slvs

The Public Library Players performing Pan's Labyrinth.

Bloodvizor

Three K's one cup

geniuswaitress

Evolution is evil, so sayeth the first chapter of boob on the holy dress of Grandma.

Specialpants

where is this party and how can I get the recipe to that punch?!

theconquistador

Pictured: terrible Alien vs. Predator cosplay attempt.

smoochy

George's Economics professor.

Sissyphus

TL:DR.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Prozacs are red, Valiums are blue; Taken together, I tolerate you.

Papillon

Nuetropenia: a lack of white blood cell (neutrophils) leaves patients open to infections. Learn something new each shift.

Lennyjaycor

Kinkos Klux Klan

saruman

How convenient, she comes with her own paperbag.

SRLivewire

Yoko Ono's performance "art" may have appealed to John Lennon, but I don't get it.

Kamikaze Phoenix

I said you would be forced to EAT your words, not wear them. Wow. Sometimes I just think you're stupid.

librarianmike

Scrapbooking with Cthulu...

spud

"Henry, what will the neighbors think?"

smoochy

If we drop the Bomb with the Cowgirl HERE, I think we will accomplish a lot.

prannyjones

Mummy 4

Shatman

Great. Somebody brought my Star Trek fanfic to life. AGAIN.

Ceveron

Publisher's Clearing House had fucked with this woman for the last time

jeevesz

Apparently cracked doesn't do Daylight savings time so I'm an hour late

cdizzy

Using reverse psychology, Franklin goes out to get laid.

wqerffwas

Reason #3 why I no longer go to community theater shows

stina12

I guess we shouldn't have told mom we didn't like her meatloaf, she went a little crazy

Macrob25

Ok Where the hell is my 1000 word history paper

xsamxdravenx

Calling the Ancient Paper and Pen God

Ablutie

"There's no place like h...oh who am I kidding here"

hairwaytosteven

Guys, what the fuck, you said you'd really dress up with me this time.

sidis405

Alien vs Predator 6 : "Got no budget but we got snakes!"

lalaleon

Homeless Fashion Week.

AaronEves

Who flushed THIS down the toilet?

chrislocke

Unorthodox contract signing.

chrislocke

When political statements attack.

LastChance

Do not anger the Internet, or the Angel of Wikipedia shall come for you

Backinblack

Some face transplants are hit or miss.

Backinblack

KISS, the paper mache years...

supremepuntiff

Pan's LARPyrinth

RogersIB

The Mummy IV - Wrath of Trekkers

Skorne

When they ran out of bandages, Egyptians sometimes had to use papyrus newspapers for their mummies.

ElHuerta

What happens in Vatican, stays in Vatican. Or the Swiss guard will come and want to know why.

Backinblack

You know you're shit faced when you're covered in toilet paper.

Backinblack

Mommy? I changed my mind. I want the scary, alcoholic, pedophilia clown for my birthday party.

Rivethead578

Terry Gilliam's soulmate.

Skorne

When they ran out of bandages, Egyptians sometimes had to use their newspapyrus for their mummies.

pocker15

The ex-girlfriends' club about you

Boy_Genius

Rejected Sesame Street Character #196: Fortune Cookie Monster.

ARejectSoShy

One of us! One of us!

pollitzc

Where the real Wild Things Are...

Backinblack

Rock, Paper, What The Fuck?!

AzraeltheMerc

Pictured: The Internet.

isnotaweed

Oh, like you've never taken acid, made a paper-mache costume and acted out selected scenes from Predator...

skittlepie345

A woman who lost in a fight against a printer.

TheBopp

I'm sorry Mrs. Webster, but if you don't believe my dog ate it.....You're sure as shit not gonna believe what really happened.

SecurityMedic

Never get your books wet or feed them after midnight.

patjk73

Darth Toner

ishmaelone

and now the award for the child who clearly had no help with his costume from his parents or psychiatrist.

reesieboy

Ancient Egyptian Post Secret.

Matticus_Rex

This is what happens when the office fires a voodoo accountant.

Sissyphus

Always wear a cloaking device when you attend a poetry slam.

ED_209

Pope Thomas Crapper III

aspiringcom

Every girl behinds him wants a piece of his claw.

Redway

The Scarlet Letter wasn't enough punishment for this poor heathen ...

Specialpants

Fear me! For I made this Halloween costume myself, molded with toilet paper and bound by failure!

PeptoOverdose

Jason Vorhees takes on a new look

Smithereen

Pope Cotton was very popular with the ladies.

Kaivosukeltaja

This is what happens if you use emacs and get the codes wrong.

geniuswaitress

"Okay Mrs. Bush, I think that's enough Shiraz."

TBJ5

The original aliens from Signs could also be killed by water.

nimo

...and that's how babies are made.

Fawkes13

Nothing makes a family reunion complete without the awkward cousin nobody likes to talk about.....

TholomewP

KKK stripper.

M-Dub

Yeah, I think this bride can safely wear white...

JumpingJupiter!

DO YOU READ ME MAJOR TOM?!

Celes.meh

By the fourth Movie The Mummy had some budget cuts...

Kamikaze Phoenix

Why are those people just standing there? Someone needs to stop this thing before it gets graffiti on everyone!

superjaded

Colonel Kurtz's cousin Melvin never went to Vietnam, but he did spend too much time in the library...

Kamikaze Phoenix

Her spell isn't working on me. I still wouldn't touch her for 100 bucks.

Papillon

Moses doing that biblical thing for Pharaoh by turning staffs into snakes...it's so yesterday.

rahsaan

Not pictured : the Riddler from the next Batman movie.

Papillon

Baldur's Gate: Mind Flayer convention.

Kamikaze Phoenix

It's not that her writing sucks, it's just that her choices in where to write it are not very good.

ZenMaster1975

Sadly "Paperwoman" was no match for Jonny Storm..

ZenMaster1975

Sadly "Paperwoman" was no match for Johnny Storm...FLAME ON!!

librarianmike

"Honey, I'm not sure this clown is the best idea for Junior's birthday party."

superjaded

David Wong advertising his stupid book.

tallakchick

Origami...you're doing it wrong

AllyourBase

What Al Gore looks like IRL.

Lavender

The Pope learned it's best to not fall asleep at slumber parties

AllyourBase

Most awkward bachelor party ever!

archefox

Carbonite freezing prototype

Whirlwind

"Have you seen my wife? She likes to hang out on street corners and Daft Punk for food."

Dbooner13

We hate on all other races also, we just do it more poeticly

necrosis3425

I will punish the book burners.

savinator

The Cajun Kindle hits the shelves.

stymaximus

Please-God-don't-show-your-Facebook.

savinator

Inspector No. 4 gets a little verbose at the end of her shift in the clothing factory.

Sytry72

Tim Burton's "The Corpse Bride" now in Live Action

sneakypreacher

Disney/Marvels new superhero "POETRYMAN".

mets0020

This is why we shouldn't get anymore bills

Xithox

Lady Gaga's grandma taught her everything she knew.

87gn

Worst Crayfish Festival Ever!

Kamikaze Phoenix

It's the queen of the spelling bees, and she's about to select one of these winners to breed with. Don't pity the nerds. They asked for this.

Yombo

Poetry Head

killedforless

Some say feminism lost its way there for a while.

Frododarko

Zombies from the Office!

Bomb_Gifted

Southern Baptist Recycling Mascot

Abelard

I said Gerund, bitches!

Sandman514

The paper boy's intervention

metsfan

The ghost from Paranormal Activity

tubbyninja

The one peace of good news from the inevitable zombie/robot/miniature cloned Simon Cowell takeover is that images like this are not how our society will be judged by future generations.

beverage

The second coming wasn't quite what everyone expected, albeit the breasts were a welcome factor.

G-thomson

...and now children, we'll show you how to make a fun Halloween costume that gives your grandparents the shits, and gets you treats.

Fields

I'd love vulcans against my breats too.

mb3853

A KKK member falls asleep at their first kegger

AaronEves

"Hi honey. Oh, you have company over!"

hustlebunny

Ann: "Tim your mother escaped from the cell under the stairs again...." Tim: " I'll get the straight jacket...EVERYONE JUST IGNORE HER....!"

AaronEves

"Don't mind me."

chrislocke

Read my Grandma!

Chris717

Recycle your suicide notes into clothes.

AaronEves

"Surprise!"

Wackbeard

Guillermo Del Toro directs The Mummy...WAIT FUCK! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!! MAKE IT HAPPEN PEOPLE, MAKE IT HAPPEN!

piggofdoom

Pan's Labyrinth 2: This time, the monster IS the fairy tale.

Backinblack

My mother took my homework and wore it some sort of Satanic ritual, I swear to God! I'm going to fail this course again, aren't I?

moonfall

Who knew the KKK had poetry slams?

RogersIB

You never hear of the victims of confetti. They are an invisible minority.

Backinblack

It's nice to know that Lindsay Lohan is getting the help she so desparately needed.

Jento113

HR Giger's first attempt was pretty poor...

RogersIB

Leonard Nimoy often times likes to test the wrath of trekkers.

Backinblack

So much for the Britney comeback!

DisreSpectre

Does that Vulcan?

Backinblack

Kate Gosselin is PISSED!!!

ElHuerta

Oh, looky. Your dad did after all get out of the institute for your wedding.

Backinblack

Burn baby burn... no seriously, please burn up and go away!

Superstalin

Highschool Chainsaw Musical

ARejectSoShy

I found what clogged the toilet up!!

tmisiora

Hey guys I have an idea, instead of a hate rally how about a high concept modern art show instead?

Blooper24

This Swine Flu armor sucks.

klayb

WTF it doesnt get any WTFERTER than this..

paperbagfan

Please leave a message.

Breakfstinclude

Clean-up crew for 2girls1cup ready to rock.

Hyperion

"Roll for initiative."

theropissed

Winner of the photoshop costume pageant.

dcsd204

Mark decided to take his Facebook wall to the streets

KrissyMcGee

The KKK's foray into the fashion world was... well, creepy.

fingle

The usual War of words.

ravemastaj

Many of the vulcans suck. He speaks truth!

JakeBanzai

Performance art claims another victim.

tmfsg

With nothing more than glue and old newspapers, rainy days can become fun days!

itellifyouask

Spoiler warning! Someone spikes the punch at "the office"s Halloween party.

Jengajam2

...The problem with Cthulu's priests was that they were all insane.

GGWD

restores my faith in my boring life

Cynicalscythe

Baffled, Klansman Simmons wonders why his new push towards literacy was ill-recieved.

RudyCrown

I am Papelor, lord of the planet Xerox.

Creep Issaris

Oh, that's just our babysitter. She's great with children.

bdadz

Man, hippies are going to be pissed about how much paper he wasted on this crappy costume.

Anthony_H

Virgin!

cheesemanxl

Pictured Above: Virginity

MrGingercrisp

The initiation rituals at the theta chi house have gotten a little more satan-ey.

herozs

Grandma's halo-ween party.

Cantthink_ofit

Komik Kon Kid?

slvs

Does anybody have a match?

Smithereen

Let's see Obama's peace prize take care of this!

Sissyphus

The discomfort level here is through the roof! Truly putting the 'tension' back in pretension.

bdadz

Even though he was wearing a costume, everyone still knew he was the pope.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Shit! Run! Hide! She's awake and angry and hung over, and she is NOT fucking happy with our little jokes. Don't let her touch you with that thing!

AlbertRamirez

Rosie o' donald died and comes back as a ghost to scare children in their sleep.

TBJ5

The Space Pope.

M-Dub

Ku-Ku Klutz Klan

M-Dub

The Spaghetti Monster was the true God!!!

Celes.meh

I'm not sleeping tonight... not after this

AlbertRamirez

Klu Klux Klan, sperm monster, newspaper woman. Whatever, bro, this person's just a freak is all we need to know.

Celes.meh

Paper Mache: 15$; Sharpie pen: 3$, Beer keg: 20$; Seeing this picture on facebook the next day: Priceless

gimmedemcookies

how you get into the kkk sorority

librarianmike

1st performance of The Vagina Monologues

Boxy

I'd h it that

Rizzuh

What Dick Cheney does with his free time.

Dupuis18

lady gaga's fashion just keeps getting weirder

Sonicblam

The paper mache mummy returns

Lavender

The latest victim in the Martin Luther stapling of his 95 Theses of Contention

ClubHeaven

KKK hag ate my time zone.

KuroBara

Lady Gaga's latest.

rogue_shah

Michael Bay's Shakespear

Dingo8MyBaby

The Pope ended up not winning the costume contest.

Parrott

Lolcats; version 2

202Green

Who you trying to mess with esse? Don't you know I'm loco?

DaveAndRyan

The KKK is revamping their image.

iforgot120

Something about the pinata seemed off.

el1diablo

Queer eye to the Klan Guy

keyoshim

That's why you don't pass out at parties.

87gn

Could I see the sports section when you're through?

Meiyo

Koo Koo Klan

woodeye

OK, Who hasn't signed my cast yet?

spud

Come on, it's Sunday, anyone can win! Vote well, vote often, and vote for me!!!

stina12

the poor man's Predator

killedforless

but still, she didn't have a square to spare...

Manlybeard

The way the clown looks to the kid in the lower left smoking some weed.

GearBoxClock

The AVP sequels keep getting cheaper...

BillWilliams

A man with boobs? A bald woman? Either way it's crap.

Frizbeeaj

"The Village" Live play is actually worst the the movie

Frizbeeaj

"The Village" Live play is actually worst then the movie

TrogdorRules

KKK Fail

hughff

Worst Comicon ever

BaconIsTasty

Hillary Clinton, The Lost Years.

Boxy

When selectrics attack

Boxy

The mummy goes to college.

johndarick

Martha Stewart at a KKK Meeting.

MaysaBoogie

"Look at the toilet paper on his shoe!!" "Seriously?, That's ALL you noticed?"

jakflak

I said it was a 'costume party' not 'paper machete'!

87gn

Desperate virgins.

PhallenAinjewl

in today's economy..even the white man suffers...

momoy

Lady, next time use Google Maps.

paulg

Steve Martin can still do the King Tut even after all these years,in this new modern version of the King Tut costume shown here.

mikilu88

Eco Friendly KKK... RRR reduce reuse recycle

Justabloodygame

...and the gay chapter of the Klan got off to an awkward start.

seamusotorain

The Pope caused outrage with his daring new look.

kaly76hummer

My friends recommended me a very interesting place __AgelessFriends.com__ It's a nice and free place for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Age gap is not a problem there. You may wanna check it

Backinblack

Halloween costumes at WalMart may be cheap, but they're, well, cheap!

Kakita

The true face of Enzyte.

ashliz

Ancient Egypt meets KKK meets Edgar Allen Poe meets Lady Gaga...

Backinblack

I've always wanted to see a Jonas Brother's concert.

massimagrayshun

"I can't believe you TP'd the Reverend"

chrislocke

Butt sweat.

Backinblack

Sarah Jessica Parker is starting to show signs of wear and tear...

Digital-Terror

Even among his own, Paper Man was a reject.

JohnnyDoGood

You should have her when she found out Santa wasn't real.

jakflak

Dude, this is the last time we hire a hooker off of Craigslist.

RogersIB

If Don Rickles had joined the KKK.....

arcticwarfare

KKK wanted to appeal to a female audience.

RogersIB

"HEY! You'se guys told me this was a costume party!"

keeghan

notice how the children sits across his face

matmat

It's Cthulhu!!! Run!!!

Backinblack

Worst... Bar Mitzvah... ever!!!

ElHuerta

"To have a huge steaming anaconda of white poo curled in my hand or not to have?" Shit, Robin Williams has made a sequel of "Dead poets society". Quick, somebody change the channel before he shows his nauseating trademark-grin underneath!

Backinblack

"...and that's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown." "Fuck you, Linus!!!"

Dererji

the just stopped trying after requiem

kittybot2000

Is it me,or does the new pope seem a little weird to you guys?

ARejectSoShy

The KKK starts a male stripper company.

dustinxrx

That guy really wants Brendon fraiser's attention.

ElHuerta

Oh no, it is the great Cornholio! Somebody quick give it some TP for its bungholio!

ARejectSoShy

Here come White Trash Santa Clause, Here come White Trash Santa Clause...

CaptainTrips

The most terrible pyramid head costume ever.

GibletsMcgiff

now that's poetry

Pizzapotamus

The early stages of my General Grievous costume. Fuck you, this Halloween's going to be great.

Mr.Man

Papier-mâché Zoidberg was a terrible idea.

howvery

Deep Space Nine was always the worst Star Trek series...

87gn

This is precisely why there are no female popes...yet.

BigDickJohnson

Meth is a hell of a drug

cademfjohnson

Does this pulp content make my font look big?

HockeyTemper

Isaac Mizrahi improvises at Fashion Week after Delta loses his luggage.

CWTyler

This is what happens if you let feminism prevail.

Doomboy911

Why you never fall asleep at a klan meeting

Neematoad

KKKAAAHHHNNN!

mister.write

I think Pope Benedict has lost his fucking mind.

Fawkes13

recycling taken too far....

herozs

The Popes halo ween party.

buckethead79

Memento 2.

Kamikaze Phoenix

"Bored to Death" tried a live action intro, but it sucked and they realized they needed animators instead.

paranoid_robot

This guy's homemade halloween costume isn't as awesome as he thinks.

Anthony_H

Habemus Papam...And he is pissed off!

Mordor

Anyone has a match?

Itzinmynature

This is what happens when you let your kid play with your kkk uniform.

Redway

From the minds of the "Create your own Prom-dress from Duct Tape" idea.

deaved_wrath

Hopefully my costume will take the attention away from my awkward man-boobs...

TromeoQue

Another beneficiary of the state's new "Adopt a Street Performer" program.

Csonny

Can you believe what she's wearing ladies. I know, a white dress after Labor Day.

Mordor

Human piñata. You bring the bat.

Fawkes13

So this is what happens if you flush tampons down the toilet, isn't it?

wdwmichael1080

this is going on youtube

Redway

The worst do-it-yourself Cthulhu costume I've ever seen.

lepkowsky

Silly Grandma, Halloween is NEXT weekend

Fawkes13

AH!!! I got it! this was the first draft of the costume for the silver and chrome sexbot thing from yesterday, right?

Specialpants

this season on project runway...

Specialpants

PT Anderson's Transformers

Specialpants

lawyers always dream of lawsuits

AlbertRamirez

Glue Klux Klan.

M-Dub

Phan-dumb of the Opera

jomo

What happeneds to the pope when he fall into a wood chipper..... to much?

TheGronch

Cthulu's sexy bitch.

Boxy

You are such a Mary

Zimbob33

...And then the Cthulhu came and brought Mr. Death to many people.

jomo

The up coming trailer for the new Christmas carol movie

davidtchr

how anime would portray the fortune cookie

HumbleSquid

For this voodoo ceremony you needed the full body cast of a treky.

deathbyjohnny

Pulp Freaktion

serpitus

wow the is not what i expected from the new and improved CLAN

Lennyjaycor

Mayan strippers had some kinky outfits..

flyingpenguin

my english teacher had creative ways of stopping us using the Oxford Comma, also I shat myself

Lennyjaycor

Trick or Treat! Now give me your toilet paper!

CaptainYork

Well you wanted the second coming of Christ.... Nice job on that one by the way

paintbuster0001

Looks like someone fell asleep with their shoes on.

Lavender

While waiting for the bedsheets to dry, the grand wizard had no choice but to be creative for the next meeting

Lavender

Bob's wife looks on adoringly as Bob is living large

estoppel

It's so much fun drawing on a passed-out sleepwalker.

h-bomb

donald obviously had a very different image of how baby showers worked

h-bomb

wait, i thought this was a costume party....?

AGhouston

"Hey! hey! Do you remember that time we watched Silent Hill and-" "Dude, no..."

AGhouston

"No, this isn't my Halloween costume! The nerve of people these days..."

oldfartallan

just iike pus out of a festering arsehole

librarianmike

"All right, who startled the witch?!?"

AGhouston

This is when you know it's time to put grandma in the nursing home.

sugar-pickle

The wedding dress designer for the criminally insane.

rogue_shah

Michaael bay's Shakespear

horaholic

When English teachers go postal

bdadz

Don't know what to be for Halloween? Just cover yourself in honey, go to some crappy poet show, and throw yourself at a crappy poet. Your welcome!

savinator

Can I interest you fine folks in a lovely set of encylopedias? Oogedy oogedy.

Zangetsu

No! I forgot to set back the clocks and now I missed my chance...

balutmaster

the depressed, utterly failing to scare anybody, mummy returns.

savinator

The snake is actually carrying the lady around to appear more frightening.

Zangetsu

Hey! Cracked forgot to set their clocks an hour back, and now I missed today's craption opportunity...

Tehbandaid

Pictured: The humiliating death of the modern educational system.

Will_WW

And by the time they figured out the "pinata" was a real person, it was too late.

mikee212

The pope finally realizes they're serious about the abstinence rule. He doesn't take it well.

BlackWaltz

And you thought The Mummy Returns was bad...

iFitz

number of votes=ow many people thought this was a chick

No1canpassme23

Bob takes Halloween a bit too seriously

No1canpassme23

Star Trek+KKK+Halloween=this

Bruv64

Dude, why did you make me take shrooms before Alice in Wonderland!!

Wayoffbase

What the fuck... Dungeons and Dragons meets Star Trek meets Horror Movies... Quit nerding so goddamned much.

killedforless

As President Obama took his 7th meeting of the day he sighed, "This is getting fucking ridiculous."

BillWilliams

Sanitize it quick, for its own protection.

Batman?

He passed out at a KKK rally

Beurick

Edward, this is what happens when you try and bring your mother back to life. You don't want that, do you?

Cephied

If you shoot it it's acid racism will spill out on the floor, and burn a hole in the hull. Space jerk.

swankyway

I know I was passed out drunk, but did you really think I'd sleep through a lame ass mummification?

tubbyninja

Pictured; A priest clearly cashing in on the Monsters Inc' franchise.

metsfan

Whatever this bitch is holding, that black chick is terrified.

healmywounds

KKK amidoinitrite?

johndarick

Auditions for the real time Zelda movie. Its gonna be worse than we thought.

chucknoblet

Reason #1 why we need to destroy art before it destroys us.

johndarick

Wait... Are those tights!?

chucknoblet

Behold Pretios! God of pretentious crap!

johndarick

I'd ask her for some papers... but im scared she'll be offended.

johndarick

Cracked Staffs new work uniforms

TheBrettman

Late for the Klan rally, Ray was forced to improvise.

Coleslaw

The Champions Online character creator is actually too in depth.

jakflak

With budget cuts the way they are even ghosts are looking shabby.

hairwaytosteven

Guys, what the hell, you said you'd dress up with me this time

87gn

How would you like to be "Queen for a Day?"

87gn

Yet another woman that I may not really want to see naked. Or ever...again...ever...please, just go away now. Oh, and take your papier mache snake with you.

87gn

Pitiful Pentecostals

87gn

Tupperware Parties were quite unnerving affairs before plastics were invented.

xtkbilly

I'm listening to "Red Barchetta" right now.

dailymews

Why do I want to fuck it?

paulg

mekka lekka hi mekka hiney ho. your wish is granted,long live Jambi.

paulg

Terry demonstrates the bad side effects of Swine Flew to a crowd this afternoon.

tainted_taint

Maybe turning Tim in a full body cast into a mannequin wasn't such a good idea...

wensy

Say what you will about Michael Bay, but sometimes giving that extra bit of cash to the special effects crew is good idea.

MCRrox

THE KKKlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

dogman

Annual Redneck's Grandma fashion Show.

BurningEther

The Scientology Paper Mache Pope Prototype did not go over so well for L. Ron Hubbard.

Clark_Kent

Shes a man, man

Clark_Kent

why are you all staring at me?

Pieter

Tired of people showing up at parties in the same outfit as her, Mary takes a drastic measure.

Backinblack

It's Arizona ALL OVER AGAIN!!!

robxxx

Looks like someone passed out early at the KKK rally.

capn420

crack is wack

jrad

"What are you going to be for Halloween?" "Paper mache KKK member"

Toyito

Help me! I just escaped from michael jackson's basement

RogersIB

The engrossed crowd quickly became the grossed crowd as the paper outfit slowly melted in a pool of sweat.

mwilli

I can't believe Reese Witherspoon fell for that TWICE

cullenofthesea

The cost of my performance art degree could feed 3,000 impoverished, Sub-Saharan families for a year, but I've got my priorities straight.

futhamucka

The pen is blue, the pen blue! THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

mwilli

Its a costume party MY ASS

Distractedone

Look! It's Lady Gaga!

pwscott

Reviving the Harry Potter series proved difficult.

HelterSkelter44

Who let little Sam out of the basement?

DougFitz

As she danced, the crowd just stared. Equally freaked out and turned on by her creepy, yet surprisingly erotic, gyrations.

ARejectSoShy

Does the lack of pants bother you more or less then the costume?

IcemanLeigh

I worry less about the woman dressed in the paper, and more about the people who stand there watching that shit.

tmisiora

Hey guys I have an idea, instead of spreading hate through marches and rallies, lets put on high concept performance art shows?

jimmyatemysocks

I see a black person in the corner, I wonder if shes scared.

swabek

sorry guys i lost my bed sheets

shewillkillme

holy shit

klayb

i just paid 18 bucks to see this crap...

klayb

its britney spears quick cover your hart!!

ElHuerta

Looksy mommie, I made a pretty poopsie in da pottie! Err... your Tupperware-party was today?

T-Weezy

"...on second thought, let's NOT make the suit out of paper mache"

kennyco

wow wow... high school flashback

failatlife

Not ANOTHER MOVIE with mummies and Brendan Fraser please!

T-Weezy

If I see one more 'Pope' joke, or just one more KKK joke, I'm going to shoot somebody. Those 'jokes' aren't FUNNY!!

jokeface

A homosexual Trekkie in a full-body cast, drunk dancing at a feminist meeting.

JamezBond

Dammit Spock ...i thought i said lay off the weed...god

vordman

Amish Strippers

HMS_Ford

Essay Man trying to warn people about the impending blimp attack.

mastah

Mummies using recylcled bandages proves no one is immune from the recession

mastah

Mummies attempt to protest Brendon Frasier... Epic Fail

nclayn

Well at least it recycles, whatever the hell it is.

skeletor47

"Welcome to Arts and Craft children. My name is Mrs. Camperknackel, and you may have heard some rumors from the other teachers that I am 'bat crazy'. This is not true. I can assure you I don't have any infatuation with bats or any of the like. That i

chaching812

...KKK...Saw VII....wait, are those boobs?

Csonny

Looks like the Easter Bunny has become a Pagan

lukeyflukey

If only Obama saw this.

Otacon

The Indian-witchdoctor-hooker met up with downtown Chicago...

Scarydex

Saw XVI: Gepetto's Insanity.

lhester74

"I guess we shouldn't have invited aunt Gertrude this year too."

MTKahn

This is why the mummy doesn't get invited to parties anymore.

acdc44

predator 3 - paper shredder boogaloo

jacob.eames

Britney Spearns drug crazed attempt to go into the world of fashion, backfired spectacularly.

shotgunjack1880

Paper beats scissors bitch.

MCRrox

in soviet russia paper writes on YOU

kcs316

You mean it's a woman?? It's not like their emotions EVER get out of control!

itellifyouask

In communist Russia you are not on the rag, the rag is on you.

hey_mavis3

http://www.mediafire.com/?ddk23mzij3e

ukulelemike

Mom! Grandma's been at the cooking sherry again!

Noldowise

I'm really bitter about missing the robot caption contest. I wanted to make a Doctor Who reference.

lighter

Two Lady GAGA Craptions in a row....

RogersIB

Southern Hospitality Performances - next up, Black Face Joe and the Cotton Pickers.

fugawf

DAD?

Mischa

OMG.. It has boobs, we're doomed.

largetuna6

Project Runway: Halloween Edition

ashmajic

Somehow the phantom of interpretive dance just isn't as captivating...

susang_neo

Paper Mario:The Movie...

rollypolly

Reject for the part of the nurse in Silent Hill

Zalas

Santa Claus needs to lay off the crack

earlotterby

Rrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaa, I am your KKK mummy

antichrist

L. Ron Hubbard founds a religion.

lumberjef

Somebody should tell him he's got toilet paper stuck on him.

Stonemason69

The Pope finally cracks.

rgeneson

McCain courts Bible Belt Trekkies for 2012.

pixelpenguin

"Dammit John, you were a shredded book last year! We won't get candy if you're repeating costumes!"

cor-e

Rayqwana's Labrynth

MC_Rap

from the new game show, Is It Cool, Or Is It Gay? gay

MC_Rap

sometimes imagination ain't so good

MC_Rap

This is why books and people aren't meant to have babies

muzza

Substitute? Hell, I'm your new principal.

muzza

Substitute? Hell, I'm your new principal.

arvonart

OOOO what church is this?? Who cares it still beats Scientology Amen

MC_Rap

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt...OH SHIT!!!!

spud

I don't quite know what's going on here, but I just LOVE the dress on the second victim to the left...

Garmoosh

The food at those place are good ettin.