Other Craptions

Still 64% less girly than C3PO.

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What the???? I can't jerk off to this!!!!

Luke I am your Mother

After the Wizard of Oz the Tin Man had a hard time finding work.

Please donate dollar amounts of 1, 10, 100, 101, 110...

A demo of the new Cracked(tm) armour; notice the inclusion of scorpion-proof groin plate!

I can't believe Darth Vader's mom is so hot

Michael Bay's wife... just wait. She's about to explode

ACTUALLY, I think this is one of the droids I'm looking for

This poor poor robot wants the same thing the President wants!

In the fantastic future, everyone will still hate and pity mimes.

Lady Gaga's latest outfit

Oddly, she has more personality than most of my girlfriends

I'm so Cylonly.

Megan Vader

2 Robots One Cup

"Why does everybody think I'm some sort of ultimate sex-toy? I'm in a full body brace for Chrissake!! i can't fucking bend over to pick up my coffee without some jack off trying to rape me!!!!"

Robocup.

am ten minutes late. I swear nobody will read this craption no matter how witty it is....

"Excuse me, sir? Are you aware you're leaking coolant at an alarming rate?"

Does this suit of armor make me look fat?

So this is the new sex robot?...So...Where do i put in?

Hi Billy Mays here with another fantastic product! It's the Chastity Belt 3000!

Just one of the many "amateur" Terminator extras that Christian Bale put out of work.

her favorite color is chrome.

Why the hell do idiots with craptions "first" end up getting votes? are we all that stupid?

...oh fuck, this is a sneek peek at the remake of The Wizard Of Oz isnt it, and its derected by...Quentin Tarantino, WTF.

E.T. needs a quarter to phone home.

CHROMOSEXUAL!

Colossus' younger brother was a touch more gay.

RoboBob was devastated when the American Cowgirl was photographed with that other metal object.

This isn't what I was looking for when I Googled "Buns of Steel"

kiss my shiny metal ass? or is it lick my battery?

Darth Vader: Often imitated. NEVER duplicated.

"Yeah, robots busted again. We tried resetting it, but it still won't pee in the cup. You better send someone down to fix this thing. We need that robot pee by closing time!

And then he dove into the cup! Greatest show ever!

*Operation Blowing* Fwshhhh...Damn you robots are stupid

I don't think I am in Kansas anymore.

Will rust for food

The most recent attempt at artificial intelligence was NEARLY perfect. It could feel, it could love, but it was shit scared of shiny cups and fat people.

will people stop voting for the moron who posted "first", if you don't he may never realise whats wrong with him.

hmmm...almost looks like it has nipples...hot.

Oh god...what is it going to do with that cup?

Finally, a role for Megan Fox that will keep her mouth shut!

Madonna, circa 2500.

"Dear God, I hope this ISN'T one of the Droids we're looking for!"

you knnow what I am sick of this. I always forget to get here right at 3pm and I can never think of a goodenough craption anyways. And now they post my Girlfriend up as a craption. F U CRACKED!

It was true, without his surfboard, the Silver Surfer was just a homeless vagrant.