m3m0r3
A demo of the new Cracked(tm) armour; notice the inclusion of scorpion-proof groin plate!
Father_Johann
"Why does everybody think I'm some sort of ultimate sex-toy? I'm in a full body brace for Chrissake!! i can't fucking bend over to pick up my coffee without some jack off trying to rape me!!!!"
Fawkes13
am ten minutes late. I swear nobody will read this craption no matter how witty it is....
BallsMcGhee
Hi Billy Mays here with another fantastic product! It's the Chastity Belt 3000!
Ronin22
Just one of the many "amateur" Terminator extras that Christian Bale put out of work.
ParentesPizza
...oh fuck, this is a sneek peek at the remake of The Wizard Of Oz isnt it, and its derected by...Quentin Tarantino, WTF.
giggle12
Why the hell do idiots with craptions "first" end up getting votes? are we all that stupid?
Ronin22
RoboBob was devastated when the American Cowgirl was photographed with that other metal object.
Kamikaze Phoenix
"Yeah, robots busted again. We tried resetting it, but it still won't pee in the cup. You better send someone down to fix this thing. We need that robot pee by closing time!
Monkeynuts
The most recent attempt at artificial intelligence was NEARLY perfect. It could feel, it could love, but it was shit scared of shiny cups and fat people.
tubbyninja
will people stop voting for the moron who posted "first", if you don't he may never realise whats wrong with him.
bcanders
She looked down in amazement. She didn't know what to feel. After so many years, she was reunited finally with her long lost sister.
NYRfanCWJ
Coming this summer: The Wizard of Oz 2 revenge of the Melted directed by Michale Bay
PeptoOverdose
you knnow what I am sick of this. I always forget to get here right at 3pm and I can never think of a goodenough craption anyways. And now they post my Girlfriend up as a craption. F U CRACKED!
Ronin22
It was true, without his surfboard, the Silver Surfer was just a homeless vagrant.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Yeah, robot's busted again. We tried resetting it, but it still won't pee in the cup. You better send someone down to fix this thing. We need that robot pee by closing time! For what? NEVER MIND FOR WHAT!
Fawkes13
That craption from yesterday? yeah, this is what the dude was wearing BEFORE they stripped his ass and tied him to the back of the scooter.....let that be a warning....
spud
The Balloon Family, now broke and destitute from mounting legal bills, made a startling comeback by sewing their UFO balloons into trendy Summer-wear...
kylekgrimm
she's scared because there's a Mouse in the cup... haha, get it. a MOUSE. like for a com... never mind, fuck you guys
okeydokey
Unable to call for help, she slowly suffocated to death. She did however, make 20 bucks.
tubbyninja
15 seconds: The gap there'll be between the invention of viable sentience in robotics and the invention of the first robotic street walker.
Kunin1982
Yet another cracked reader proves that despite being an unfunny douchebag, you can still take first place in the craption contest.
Cantthink_ofit
wow... "first" is winning. My faith in humanity gets a little more shattered every day
Sissyphus
Does anyone have a mirror? Seriously, stop laughing, do I have something on my visor?
987
I am chastity bot 3000 - for the love of orgasms please some one cut my pants off with a cutting tourch.
arkhmpatient
After Rosie lost some weight, Jane didn't feel comfortable with her in the house alone with George.
buckethead79
Lady's and gents, I present you with the best chastity belt ever! Now with anti-bj helmet!
itoldyouso
"Oh look ma, I can see myself... oh look Ma, my shorts are making a BIG pop-up tent!!!"
Fawkes13
So..wait. I'm confused. you made a futuristic robot then gave it a chastity belt? Seriously?
Redway
In the future, a fem-bot's ability to pee standing up will make them superior to Men.
Kamikaze Phoenix
So you think we can interface just because you put a coin in my cup, and shined up my titties? Affirmative.
momoy
I would have thought the sex toy of the future would have better slot for the coin.
kingsheep
Metal Codpiece: $30. Silver dancing shoes: $25. Being part of a Craption contest: Priceless
Specialpants
proof that the recession is not only affecting the middleclass, but fictitious robots too!
LastChance
Less well known is Iron Man's younger and less successful brother Jerry Stark, aka Aluminum Man
sugar-pickle
Now where did I leave my giant chrome vibrator? That lady with the rifle said she would keep an eye on it for me.
sugar-pickle
Hello citizens of the year 2009. I am from 6 months in the future. Shit is about to get awesome.
iamgine
Where is the picture taken? The weirdo tells me it's Japan but the fatso tells me it's USA. The cup on the floor tells me it's Mexico.
lambda
This a test of logic & sanity. I need at least 10 votes to know if all the craptions are ever read.
Fawkes13
You ever get the feeling Star Wars fans are just dropping the ball after the pre-quel movies?
Redway
In this lousy economy, even visitors from space are reduced to begging for money!
Redway
Unfortunately, someone forgot that when the Bukkake robot is rusted stiff, you don't lubricate it with OIL ...
Kamikaze Phoenix
That bitch be set on scandalous. You know she gave me the rust? Someone need to reboot her OS. Dang robot bitch.
tubbyninja
You don't see the robot pimp standing exactly 4.5 meters to the left of this photo.
Fawkes13
pictured: 6 cans of beer + roughly 8 mixed drinks + one asshat friend with a car + a trip to the art supply store = "it seemed like a good idea at the time."
johndarick
Older poor woman uses IRON DEFENSE. Older poor womans defense sharply does nothing. Big fat lady fled. Oler poor woman was paid 0 pokemon dollars for being a deadbeat and not having a real job.
overature
Robots, not programed to perform as buskers have to make use of binary: 0101010100100001011101000101010
JessicaWonka
Darth Vader's favorite concubine had to resort to desperate measures after he unexpectedly abandoned the Empire to follow a disgusting incestuous relationship.
guythreepwood
Seen as all it takes is an adjective/noun/adverb to win at craptions: best.
KaspiantheGreat
In year 2500 Robot Unemployment rose to 86% with the breakthroughs of Telekenisis Technology.
danimal92
this new age installment to the robot line of the victoria's secret collection has heads turning and boner rates dropping across the galaxy
Bartholemew
Trooper BJ-6969 always knew he was a little bit different from his clone brothers.
Foohy
After originally being shocked at the amount of places their daughters have now to be chaste, fathers all over the world worked together on the 21st century chastity suit...
klayb
once again a fat chick ruins a perfect good picture, damn it happends all the fucking time!
Pieter
I've really enjoyed our date. Let's go back to my place, where I can change into something more comfortable.
Kimadeira
Castidy-full-body-Armor...Protect Yourself from Reality (for 99.9$ in a DorkMart near you)
Kimadeira
Chastity-full-body-Armor...Protect Yourself from Reality (for 99.9$ in a DorkMart near you)
Blooper24
Under that there is another suit of armor. And under that one, there's child porn.
ElHuerta
We have evolved. We are living amongst you... unemployed unfortunately. Please help!
maserati1945
His version of The Day the Earth Stood Still would still be better than Keanu's
mattguy9000
This monument carved out of granite is a solemn reminder that- Oh hey! A dancing robot everyone!
johndarick
Michael Bays sequel to rise of the fallen is gonna suck a LOT of male anatomy, almost literally...
Burndini
After the failure of the Robot Revolution many defectors were unable to find work
imman00b
Unveiling the.... Burqa-5000! Can be equipped with the latest in jihad technology.
John Doe
Roberta thought she had a good thing going until she realized she needed to go to the bathroom. So the robot leaked into the drain below.
Aether
?And Tin Man, you wanted a sex change, but little did you know that you were a woman all along!"
BeesKnees
Will work for a can opener so I can get through the metal detectors in this place.
ParentesPizza
This was my very complicated protest stratigy against the new helth insurance policy, it didnt work out as well as i thought.
Anthony_H
-I'm not sure about the new version of "Iron Man" -The movie or the song? -Pick one
Kamikaze Phoenix
Robocop did start a new family, but once he was killed, they were denied his pension money and had to beg instead.
pickledlemons
After the surprise failure of her arranged marriage to C3PO, begging was the only option.
Fawkes13
In the future when the world is populated by robots the economy will still suck....
Kamikaze Phoenix
The robot finished it's soup, and started begging for dessert. We gave it a twinkie.
RogersIB
You know the economy is bad when even the Hot Looking robots need to beg for money.
Kamikaze Phoenix
"Ex-cuse me hu-man...could you spare some change...for a hun-gry ro-bot...please mad-am...ro-bot needs bat-ter-ries...so hun-gry..."
Fawkes13
Never trust cheap robot whores. They're known to spread rust and will erode your systems.
tubbyninja
You know the economy's in the toilet when the machines need to beg on the streets.
Ronin22
Like many child actors, the son of C3PO and R2-D2 soon found himself desperate for attention.
CavalierX
Okay, the cup is ready... as soon as the second robot get here, we got us a show!
Kamikaze Phoenix
I don't seem to be having any problems jerking off to this. Check your manual and try again.
ofirissmart
From the looks of it, this robot's job is to keep fat people away from the monument. Keep up the good work!
Fawkes13
Steve stared down at the cup, weeping silently wishing he'd remembered to use the toilet before he got into the costume.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Yeah we dated...but she always wanted to be told what to do. It was fun at first, but I guess it got tiring. She is efficient in bed though. I give her that.
Kamikaze Phoenix
I checked, and nothing's disconnected. If it's not peeing in the cup, it might mean that it's on drugs and doesn't want to get caught.
BurningInWater
The R4-82 was designed to lure fat ladies in with promises of food in a cup...then destroy them.
Evan1055
Recent News: Southern California homeless population rises as job cuts hit Silicon Valley. Translation: 100111001010101011000111010100101001
Fawkes13
sonofabitch. Lucas and Spielburg got the rights to "remaster" the Wizard of Oz, didn't they?!
Bruv64
This woman brings adorable robots around with her to distract people from her flabby arm and back rolls.
IsaacClarke
I, Fembot am obsolete now that the world is populated by nothing but angry fat feminists.
kingsheep
She's holding her invisible dress up and flashing her plated panties. If you peep, you've got to pay perverts.
themanhimself
When C-3P0 was a child his single mother had to do what she could to make ends meet.
sugar-pickle
Okay. Now how do I get these metal panties off so i can piss into that cup?
87gn
Skinny assed girl or high-waisted busty boy? I don't think I really care enough to ask. And to think I though it could not get worse than yesterday's picture.
87gn
HEY! Somebody come up with something cleverly FUNNY so that lame "first" craption doesn't win!
librarianmike
What Samus was doing in the 8 years between Super Metroid and Metroid Prime
imnew
Ah the old cup on the sidewalk test. Perfect now we will know just what sex this freaky thing is
massimagrayshun
The beg-bot 2000's unconventional purpose meant it was never the big seller that was expected
imnew
You know what? just jerk off to it anyway, just to be safe. You wouldn't want to miss out
Jambi
C-3PO ex-wife had some trouble getting back on her feet after the divorce, forcing her to be a street performer.
satanwasframed
Im so desensitized from watching internet porn, this is the only thing that still turns me on.
hammahamma
C3PO was also hit hard by the recession, having to resort to whatever means just to get by.
Lavender
The recession hit the land of Oz pretty hard. Here we can see the Tinman begging for spare change.
Lavender
Darth Vader's daughter soon found out, running away from home didn't bring her the big bucks she'd hoped for.
wqerffwas
After the deaths of Godzilla and Mecha-Mothra, many super heroes had resort to just about anything to make ends meet.
DiopticTurtle
The Tin Man's girlfriend moved to the city, but still had the same old problems.
Wackbeard
I think you guys are all avoiding the elephant in the room..hint look to the right..
Kamikaze Phoenix
First we lost our jobs to immigrants. Then they lost their jobs to robots. Now the robots have been replaced by monkeys. This economy is really starting to suck (and the homeless robots aren't too happy either).
Luigifan
The latest model of Stormtrooper armor was a total flop, thanks to the unpleasant side effect of looking totally gay.
Kakita
This is what happens when Japan and France work together. Creepy robot performing art.
Kamikaze Phoenix
What do you mean you don't view women as objects? Dude, you didn't even notice that she was a fucking robot!
steven141
I guess the tin man in wizard of oz had something other than his oil changed at his last doctors appointment
RandyChimp
"Check it, if i put my thumbs in my chest plate, it looks like I'm prostibot!"
hdmilk
During these tough times, Mrs.3PO has taken to selling her self to pay for her adjustable mortgage
Pieter
Hmmm...perhaps I should start using donations for food, rather than metallic outfits. Priorities, Ronald!
Pedgerow
"Can someone pass my drink up to me? Come on, it's boiling in here and I can't bend down!"
archefox
See, this is what happens when Lucas starts retconning Boba Fett. The man doesn't know when to stopl
Pieter
Jeez...if I'd known it was gonna be this warm today, I would have worn something else.
MEMONK11
The first hooker bot was not a success, and was reduced to begging for "lube" jobs.
Dethteddy
I dont see my food being made! God damn, it's both a robot and a woman, both are equally able to make me my dinner!
jimipop
We can rebuild Micheal Jackson, we can make him stronger, faster....What? He was broke? Fuck it, slap some metal parts on, jam a battery in there and see if he can still dance.
T-Weezy
Yes, they have homeless people in the future, too. But they're not homeless people. They're homeless robots.
Lovecraftian
This early Robocop prototype was not a dramatic failure like the others, but still quite sad.
jokeface
The Silver Surfer: "What?! First you give me no genitals, and now you dangle this fine piece of ass in front of me? Why do you torture me??"
ElHuerta
Click above link to look at another great Star wars fanfic-film. Taglines: (Darth Vader)(M/M/F/R)(BSDM)(3CPO)(JABBA the f*cking HUT)(Tragic love-affair)(self-immolation)
RouxBexar
because there always has to be a tin WOMAN... because...y'know... now we have something with boobs...
pwscott
You think they could manufacture one with bigger tits. I'd buy that for a dollar!
Nerdtchn
Rejected by the geek community, the bastard child of C-3PO and the Cylons has been reduced to doing "The Robot" for food
jokeface
how much worse can this economy get? even the machines that replaced the workers are getting bumped to the streets!
MEMONK11
They can put a man on the moon. But you would think they could make a robot with big tits?
johndarick
Tinmans sex change was completely successful, and easy too! but still costed a fortune... therefore... you know... prostitution
killedforless
Ned Kelly's first model of armor was not received well by fellow bushrangers.
AkibaTechno
When John Connor took down Sky-net there was nothing left for the Machines to do but busk.
bloodingmoney
watch me dive into the cup........ then one lucky bastard gets to take me home
MadLikeAhATTER
Rejected from the casting call for terminator Suzie 2.1 needed to find a new source of income.
WhiteCheddar360
He's not a living statue, he just passed out and his friends stuffed him in there.
Tango_Smooth
This production still from Transformers 3 confirms rumors that Megan Fox is, in fact, a robot in disguise.
ch666999ch
How much would you like to bet that i can piss mercury into that cup from here?
Danteswrath08
Robots like these have been resorting to prostitution recently, because they cannot get input anywhere else.
sharkskin
blast! This arizona sun has welded me still...How long will it be before people realize I'm not acting?...and WHO PUT THIS CUP HERE?!
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