Craptions Classics October 23, 2009

On Christmas day, Santa Claus delivers the less conventional presents by motorcycle.

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"I knew it was true love the first time I laid eyes on your father"

aaa182

give that guy a Nobel Peace prize!

gamefreakjohnny

Again something is happening on everyones left! Why cant we see it?!

imTKA

"Why Is Nobody Helping Meeeee!"

WOITAS

Homo-cycle.

Gatt

I always wear a helmet. Never pants though. I hate those.

emes714

Let me guess: He gets to ride the hog now and later he's going to squeal like a pig.

So that is how Michael Swaim gets laid

chapdaddy

The originality of craptions is dying like this guys dignity...

natebooze

Even Billy Mays couldn't sell us this one.

Zangetsu

10 seconds to write craption + 15 seconds to spell check + 5 seconds to post and reload = Craption to never be voted on.

ParentesPizza

What's more emasculating? The gag-ball, the speedos or doubling on a Vespa?

Versus

WHERE THE HELL DOES CRACKED GET THERE PICTURES FROM!? are people really doing this stuff?

Teecko
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