On Christmas day, Santa Claus delivers the less conventional presents by motorcycle.
"I knew it was true love the first time I laid eyes on your father"
give that guy a Nobel Peace prize!
Again something is happening on everyones left! Why cant we see it?!
"Why Is Nobody Helping Meeeee!"
I always wear a helmet. Never pants though. I hate those.
Let me guess: He gets to ride the hog now and later he's going to squeal like a pig.
So that is how Michael Swaim gets laid
The originality of craptions is dying like this guys dignity...
Even Billy Mays couldn't sell us this one.
10 seconds to write craption + 15 seconds to spell check + 5 seconds to post and reload = Craption to never be voted on.
What's more emasculating? The gag-ball, the speedos or doubling on a Vespa?
WHERE THE HELL DOES CRACKED GET THERE PICTURES FROM!? are people really doing this stuff?