Other Craptions

"I knew it was true love the first time I laid eyes on your father"

give that guy a Nobel Peace prize!

DAD?!

Again something is happening on everyones left! Why cant we see it?!

"Why Is Nobody Helping Meeeee!"

Homo-cycle.

I always wear a helmet. Never pants though. I hate those.

Let me guess: He gets to ride the hog now and later he's going to squeal like a pig.

So that is how Michael Swaim gets laid

The originality of craptions is dying like this guys dignity...

Even Billy Mays couldn't sell us this one.

10 seconds to write craption + 15 seconds to spell check + 5 seconds to post and reload = Craption to never be voted on.

What's more emasculating? The gag-ball, the speedos or doubling on a Vespa?

WHERE THE HELL DOES CRACKED GET THERE PICTURES FROM!? are people really doing this stuff?

I'd tap that

MOM?!

His chest says, "If you can read this, you're gay."

Where you going Faggy McQueersalot? (That is my attempt at mature humor.)

First mom on the damn rocket. Now you dad. How much therapy do you guys really wanna pay for?

"Where you boys headed?" "Brokeback Mountain." "Move along."

"This is not the nightclub you are looking for"

The back of her shirt says "If you can read this, my bitch fell off."

Al claimed first place in the annual gay hunt.

With the crack wearing off, James found himself with a lot of questions, but no answers.

Is that Burt Reynolds????

Told ya, Jasmine: we should have taken the magic carpet...

Aquaman was always completely worthless, here he's been caught, stripped naked and his mouth shut, just for measure, I doubt fish can save him from that humiliation...

Well, I'm not saying that Tom Selleck didn't deserve this, but...

This is why I like small towns. Our Christmas parade is far more traditional. Yeah sure, we got the Shriners in their funny cars and hats, and some elf dude in tights offering candy to the kids, but the rest of the parade is wholesome.

When they couldn't find a way to implement airbags in to a motorcylce, the government of Texas decided to start imposing the "Strap a homosexual to your back, in case you'll fall he'll soften the blow" rule.

Whatever it is, I don't wanna mess with it.

Don't...mess...with...vaginas? Screw this, I'll try tomorrow's instead.

really.... what's the point of a helmet?

Don't worry bro, I had no intention of messing with you.

if anyone gets here 32 minutes late, then you can just forget about anyone actually reading your craption no matter how witty it is...

"Did someone call for Batman and Robin? Nevermind the nakedness, our shrink told us to liven it up a little!"

Not wanting to lose the label of 'WTF Land', Japan begins trying to figure out just who they can mess with in order to secure the title.

Whatever you don't want me to mess with, consider the message delivered.

He is a mopedafile

He forgot his pants...and shirt...and dignity...

Yeah sexy!!!!!!! Gag me baby! Heehee!

"Pardon me, but do you have any gay poop on?"

After yesterday's craption, I don't blame these men for being gay...I really don't....

Bill Mays here. Ever wanted a dick up your ass?

Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall off.Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall

Hell's Anals

Kidnapping The Village People proved to be a harder task than initially planned.

So...Gay "Pride" an bit of a misnomer then?

Warning: You DO NOT want to visit the website he's advertising on his stomache.