ad6889
On Christmas day, Santa Claus delivers the less conventional presents by motorcycle.
Tessica
Let me guess: He gets to ride the hog now and later he's going to squeal like a pig.
ParentesPizza
10 seconds to write craption + 15 seconds to spell check + 5 seconds to post and reload = Craption to never be voted on.
Teecko
WHERE THE HELL DOES CRACKED GET THERE PICTURES FROM!? are people really doing this stuff?
WorstNameEver
First mom on the damn rocket. Now you dad. How much therapy do you guys really wanna pay for?
bamentt
With the crack wearing off, James found himself with a lot of questions, but no answers.
Zangetsu
Aquaman was always completely worthless, here he's been caught, stripped naked and his mouth shut, just for measure, I doubt fish can save him from that humiliation...
Zangetsu
When they couldn't find a way to implement airbags in to a motorcylce, the government of Texas decided to start imposing the "Strap a homosexual to your back, in case you'll fall he'll soften the blow" rule.
RogersIB
This is why I like small towns. Our Christmas parade is far more traditional. Yeah sure, we got the Shriners in their funny cars and hats, and some elf dude in tights offering candy to the kids, but the rest of the parade is wholesome.
Fawkes13
if anyone gets here 32 minutes late, then you can just forget about anyone actually reading your craption no matter how witty it is...
Zangetsu
"Did someone call for Batman and Robin? Nevermind the nakedness, our shrink told us to liven it up a little!"
scottwr08
Not wanting to lose the label of 'WTF Land', Japan begins trying to figure out just who they can mess with in order to secure the title.
Backinblack
Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall off.Please fall off. Please fall off. Please fall
Fawkes13
After yesterday's craption, I don't blame these men for being gay...I really don't....
Julius_Goat
Bruce was the only one who saw Godzilla coming, but sadly he was unable to scream a warning.
thisisme_ari
Kidnapping The Village People proved to be a harder task than initially planned.
troll_alx
Warning: You DO NOT want to visit the website he's advertising on his stomache.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Five minutes later, Billy Mays crashed into France. Kanye West was angry, and he started being Michael Bay's gay retarded penis over it. Then soviet russia japans you, no craption needed, whatever. First!
horaholic
If the rest of Nickleback suffers the same fate.... It will be merry Christmas indeed.
Backinblack
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be... semi-naked backward motorcyle riding gimps tattooed with a website no one will ever see during the London Gay Pride Parade while nobody watches and nobody cares even the police aren't watching because they'
T-Weezy
no one will ever see this craption. Because there are so many it's impossible to see them all, so the ones with less votes are never seen; the ones with the least votes did not get there first. It's turned into a race. A stupid, fucking, race.
Julius_Goat
I don't need a sign on your chest to know not to mess with whatever you're doing, dude.
aladdin
This guy is actually protesting the fact that Police refused to give him the '69SEX' licence plate, even though it wasn't taken. Fuckin' pigs!
Fkelleghan
Ted was SO excited. For the first time in his life, he would WIN this Scavenger Hunt!
Thel
If they're not looking at the gay bondage fetishist riding a scooter backwards, I am terrified to know what those people in the background are snapping pictures of.
Truthiness
You really don't want to fuck with these bikers otherwise they'll unleash Freddie on you. And that guy is Freddie.
Kamikaze Phoenix
As soon as he got home, he checked his email to see if the sign had worked.
ParentesPizza
Interesting how nobody in the crowd is looking at the tied up biker...i cant waite until tomorrow craption so i can see what there looking at!!!
Julius_Goat
The gag is to symbolize the silencing of his voice under Don't Ask, Don't Tell. The rest of the stuff is just because he likes it.
Julius_Goat
After the Balloon Boy stunt didn't get the family on reality TV, the family nominated dad for the next stunt.
NotSafyreSchool
You wear the letter "A" for Adultery. For being late to the craption contest, you get this.
Fawkes13
I'll place money on the idea that this picture was taken October 2nd, 2009. Please see craption for that day. That is all.
Backinblack
Thanks Cracked!!! Now will someone PLEASE gouge my eyes out with a pointed stick???
tsiegle
Riding a scooter is like having sex with a fat chick, they're both fun until this guy wants a ride...
tyberious
Scooter $1500.00 Santa suit $50.00 Getting your own Freddie Mercury for Christmas.. PRICELESS
patjk73
Protesters of the new mandatory helmet law protest by breaking the much older mandatory clothing law.
WorstNameEver
Can't really read the sign, but I'm guessing it doesn't say Don't Mess With Texas.
gypsy61
You're gonna be in big troule when we get home mister, that's right big trouble. You like big trouble don't you? Don't you?
Gatt
Riding a scooter is gay enough...Riding with Freddie Mercury on the back just puts it off the charts!
Mr.Excalibur
"Officer...shouldn't you arrest him for indecent exposure?" "I could...be I'd really rather not."
aladdin
"- I'm sorry, Mr. Silverman, we suspended your son because he was circulating this photo in class." "- Fuck! I'll beat the shit of him. That's my bike!"
DoMiNaTeR
Fucking hat blocks sexy woman.Fucking hat blocks sexy woman.Fucking hat blocks sexy woman.
Specialpants
Hey guys, naked gagged guy over here! Everyone, I need you to look to your right!
Specialpants
Dad if you wanted to make a point, wouldn't a family meeting have sufficed?
MarTenSaa
I am so NOT gay, I'm actually upset i can't get to see that girl's biker buttocks, 'cos the policeman got in the way.
dante787
Hi, Billy Mays here, have you ever felt the need to drive naked on a motorcycle?!
Icrap2
Freddie Mercury, alive and....well...apparently still very gay and into motorcycles.
bamentt
On his way the convention of people who have been subjects of craption pictures.
Thel
The cops would have arrested them for public indecency, but there was a nearby black man looking suspicious.
metsfan
How come my mom always walks into the room when I'm looking at craptions like this
savinator
Sorry, Bruce, but Truck Nuts are a luxury we just can't afford. You'll have to do.
noreport
After being stripped, tied, and thrown on the back of a motorcycle being ridden by a shady looking character, Paul started to think he was among the wrong crowd...
WorstNameEver
Everyone is looking off to the side at some old chick in red, white, and blue humping a rocket.
troll_alx
It could have been an award-winning photo if that cop hadn't stuck his head into the shot.
dungeonmaster11
All things aside, the bikers' fall from grace was still less humiliating than disco's.
RogersIB
Officer O'Patrick had been downright giddy when he volunteered to work the Pride Parade. He realized he must be more restrained, "OOOOOOOOO, RESTRAINED"!
Backinblack
First I was stuck behind some lady F-16, then Slim Pickens in drag, now this guy. My boss is gonna fire me for sure!!!
CamarilloBrillo
This is the one instance where the addition of chaps would, startlingly, be LESS gay
Cheese4Me
When the mob's trunks don't work to keep you hidden, they decide to humiliate you to death instead.
Mr.Excalibur
Just because there's a Black dude standing there, it doesn't make this picture cool.
getittwistd
IIIII LOOOOOOVVVVVEEE TTTHHHHHEEEE VVVVVIIIIIIBBBRRRAAAAATTTTTTTIOOOOOONNNNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!
Blinker_Fluid
Once this deaf guy gets to the company picnic they're going to grease him up and whoever catches him wins a week of vacation.
orypeci
The British show their disdain for the more eccentric of their population by gagging them them and looking the other way.
jonnyt
I understand the thrill of riding motorbikes, but sometimes, dude, you really, really need a trunk.
quagmyre
I think it was Frank Zappa that said; "I never wished I was black, but there are times I wished I wasn't white!"
dungeonmaster11
You know something screwed up is going on when a public display of biker bondage catches no one's attention.
angerfrog
The cost of messing with it is not nearly as bad as getting close enough to read the warning.
KevSimmo
The back of the driver's shirt says: "If you can read this, thank god the bitch fell off."
Backinblack
After Evel Knievel passed away, motorcycle stunts were never quite the same.
bamentt
Let's see: San Francisco-Check Gay Guy - Check Odd Circumstances - Check Ok, this is a good Craption picture, go with it.
Icrap2
New in theaters this fall - Deliverance 2. This time, there will be no squealing.
Harriz
The policeman would think twice the next time he turned his back one THESE motorcycles
aladdin
Upcoming, my ass... the Craptions featured there are simply a random selection from the first 100 written...
ceallen92elvis
So there I was... Naked, handcuffed to the back of a motorcycle with words painted on my chest. It was then that I thought, "Well, when in England..."
312WERUNTHIS
this is what we see and yet there seems to be something EVEN MORE bizarre just a couple yards ahead. god bless america.
patthehun
You know, when I said you can ride bitch, this isn't exactly what I had in mind...
Brinjer
Times are hard in the U2 household as The Edge and Bono work for a few extra bucks
Zangetsu
Straight as a ruler I tell you! What? No! I'm talking about the pole in the background, that dude's totally gay.
Papillon
PETA doing something stupid again? If it was Pamela Anderson in the buff then maybe not so stupid...
BillTheButcher
"Am I under-dressed? Craig specifically told me the occasion called for casual wear".
Swaimfan
After his year of following Suzie in only his underwear was finally over, nobody messed with Wes Irls again.
aladdin
The English people never wear shade glasses. Unless they ride motorbikes backwards.
zachstaska
Pictured Above: The best way to get Rob Halford excited about...well...anything, really.
RogersIB
You see, here is the problem with European biker gangs, they don't ride Harleys!
Kamikaze Phoenix
If you are going to ride a motorcycle or scooter, listen to the experts...never go ass to ass.
PoeticSabre
Remember kids: Always wear a helmet. Additional clothing/safety precautions optional.
PoeticSabre
Remember kids: Always wear a helmet. Additional clothing and safety precautions are optional.
pwscott
So I said, "screw you bitch I aint goin' to your Mom's birthday".I was better after the cake.
Thel
Yeah, I like to ride a scooter with a gag in my mouth. Got a problem with it, breeder?
Thel
The worst part is the sound it makes when they get off the leather seat. Fwwwwwwooooshmp.
CamarilloBrillo
Helmet on...... safety first!?? is such a man capable of logical reasoning?
WinstonWebb
That's the gayest thing I've ever seen. I mean, c'mon, who has checker patterns on their hats these days?!?
stiff
Police have released this picture taken during the kidnapping of the police officer from the Village People in hopes of identifying the assailants.
Father_Johann
For some reason, I don't think this parade took place anywhere below the Mason-Dixon Line....
sugar-pickle
Transvestite Santa and Naked Superman with mustache save the world one sex change at a time.
Kamikaze Phoenix
You couldn't keep your hands to yourself, so you can just stay that way until we get home! I'm trying to drive!
jrockey
When I said I didn't mind riding bitch I didn't think you'd take me quite so literally.
Kamikaze Phoenix
His chest says "Don't mess with the obstacle...OWWW, there go my balls!"
pollitzc
I know I said I was open to try new things in our realationship but this is taking it a bit to far.
Kamikaze Phoenix
They're all driving backward, but only one of the bikers can see where he's going.
Fawkes13
When Freddie Mercury got kidnapped the police and FBI did an extensive search...however once they found him they refused to rescue him citing the sheer uncomfortableness from it all and decided "AIDS" was a better headline.
evetstevets
My god, what an eye-sore! I mean, come on! Whits sneakers AFTER labor day? ARREST THAT MAN.
evetstevets
evetstevets My god, what an eye-sore! I mean, come on! White sneakers AFTER labor day? ARREST THAT MAN.
jet-empire
The lesson learned? Kidnapping a gay guy is a fuck load easier in a gay parade.
Damion
I want to know what's going on off-screen that's more interesting than the naked man on the motorcycle.
Lucky_Maybe
And yay for the prophecy was fulfilled, he would return amongst the people on the back of an ass, and they would know his name was Mercury.
Brasil90
There is the gay one: strange clothes , looks like a village people on a scooter. And freddy mercury in the back , tied up like a pig. A very britsh parade .....
Zangetsu
Homos have been around for a while now, I'm more concerned with the driver's outfit!
gypsy61
everyone still seems to be looking further down the street, must have been a female slave just passed
Copperpot
Captured British soldiers were subject to the cruelest abuse during the French-British War of 1957.
jakflak
When England tried to create their own version of the Sturgis rally the results were less than wonderful.
Cheese4Me
When the bikes go forward, all passengers will suddenly be in a world of hurt.
BillTheButcher
An officer desperately trying to block out the shoulder-blade fat from the picture with his hat.
aladdin
Ronaldinho, wearing the orange vest, never understood the differences between soccer and football. Until now.
aladdin
So you're all wondering what's on the left where all these people are looking? I know. I was there.
87gn
He thought he was getting a menstrual cycle for Christmas. See how disapointed he is?
orypeci
And here we have a perfect example of why British police officers should carry guns.
zbosco13
I wonder if the flames on his helmet are symbolic for something other than how fast he's going...
zbosco13
67ZMC. This liscence plate number is on a sticky note on every one of those officers' dashboards.
87gn
We now take you live to San Francisco for the Pride Motorcycle Club poker run is just starting. Tell us what you are seeing, Neal.
Fawkes13
Steve learned very quickly that when riding with the Hell's Angels you are never to ask "Are we there yet?"
SlashCalliber
imagine what would've happened if THOSE guys were hired as security on a Rolling Stones gig.
RogersIB
What gets me is that apparently he isn't even the top freak show in the motorcycle parade, all eyes are not on him.
Frankbslts
PETA is now taking prisoners of those who dare to wear leather and be fabulous.
patjk73
Oh my God!!! Look up ahead. Sarah Palin is dressed like Uncle Sam astride a giant rocket.
RogersIB
After the parade, ya think anyone who was against homosexuality was convinced otherwise?
RogersIB
What I want to know is, are the people in the crowd into this, or just as shocked as me?
Kamikaze Phoenix
Hey, you're the one who couldn't keep his hands to himself! You can stay faced that way until we get there!
Kamikaze Phoenix
Despite the fact that there were only six gay people in the whole town, they decided to have a parade anyway.
epicism
Louie's efforts to put political slogans on his ride failed miserably. So did Uncle Bob's suggestion.
bamentt
Dad always said he was in the transportation business....but he was always a bit vague.
saruman
Bad News: The models won't be here until the second day of the show. Good News: I arranged a deal with a couple of illegal immigrants from Kazakhstan.
epicism
"Gee Boss, sorry I'm late. I got caught in some kind of nudist environmentalist rally."
Thel
The Republicans tried to warn us... first they destroy our family values, then we elect a black socialist, and now? It's Sodom all over again!!!!
JewDude
This is the Gays equivilant to the Mexicans stenciling their family name on the back window of their family pickup truck
CamarilloBrillo
Serial sex offender sadists currently operate quite brazenly in the UK, often mocking police openly with their wares.....
vivvav
The man with a motorcycle for a penis's sole complaint is that he was born with it facing backwards.
TomRaithile
The day after the Gay Pride parade is traditionally the "Gay, but not so proud" parade.
Ivel
This is pretty much what happened every year Jimmy Carter gave his brother Billy money for Christmas.
elad
before he showed me this picture I didn't believe my priest was in a motorcycle gang. But now it makes total sense
CamarilloBrillo
The slogan was intended to keep his integrity, but it was largely overlooked by the jock-strap/moped combo robbing him of his dignity...
CamarilloBrillo
Billy thought he'd look dignified riding through the streets with nothing showing but raw emotion, the minute he was asked to ride passenger, his dream was cruelly crushed....
No1canpassme23
When you said "Motorcycle Parade" you shouldve specified what KIND of parade you were talkin about
No1canpassme23
When you said "Motorcycle Parade" you shouldve specified what KIND of motorcycle parade you were talkin about.
Castlerock
“The pop-up ad has become so invasive, it’s even managed to infiltrate real life, seen here interrupting last year’s Labor Day Parade.â€
Destructicus
Nevermind the fact that that biker is almost naked, I'd like to know what the hell is so much more interesting that the policeman is overlooking it?
lismid11
blinded by the white... I mean light...Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night...
paulg
they gay version of Hell's Angels had their annual motorcycle show in downtown L.A.
Medvedev
Okay, maybe the first one was too subtle. Fine. There is a naked woman tied up on a motorcycle to the right.
themindsmack
Homos drive shitty bikes through the streets as onlookers prepare to throw their cameras
Panek12
objects in the mirror are WAY more psychotic than they appear... at least his helmet matches his bikini....
Panek12
Paul Sr. fromt the OOC circa 1960 on his first custom cycle... horray for self promotion..
VictorTyne
Parade Security Guard Mike O'Hara had no idea the company photographer had a wandering eye until he asked him to send a copy of his Employee of the Month photo to his parents.
CaptainYork
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day in the neighborhood, So won't you be... My Gimp?!?!?
xThorsefx
I'm just trying to figure out what it is that is just out of frame that is more eye-catching than THIS.
RogersIB
Buck hunting season in San Francisco is much different than buck hunting season here in the south. We skin em and gut em before bringing them home.
kaly76hummer
My friends recommended me a very interesting place __AgelessKiss.com__ It's a nice and free place for younger women and older men, or older women and younger men, to interact with each other. Age gap is not a problem there. You may wanna check it out
colonelpaco
Apparently, there is something more interesting than a tied-up naked man on the back of a motorcycle off to the right.
Jaeger7793
Nobody is looking at this guy. That's the Somebody Else's Problem Field at work.
klayb
kids now a days not even a gay guy kidnapped on a back of a motorcycle amuses them, DAMN YOU HALO!
DthaT
"So get on your bad motor scooter and riiiiiide / Up over to my place and stay all niiiiiight."
Papillon
Sadistic bitch has super-glued her gimp's scrotum to the saddle and is now looking for pot-holes.
upsetGoldfish
Ok. There's a gimp with a sex slave on a bike right next to you, and there is STILL something more interesting to look at? tough crowd.
jokeface
"And as the cyclist and the drunk naked man rode off into the sunset...Little Billy looked up at me with those big 5-year-old eyes and said 'Paw...What the fuck was that?'"
cjsanderz
I'm with the village people and I'm late for the wedding reception can you give me a ride?
cjsanderz
He was riding forward but every time she slammed on the brakes they had to stop so she could pull her santa claus pants out of her ass.
Fawkes13
you ever get the feeling that all these craption pictures might just be photos taken during a regular day around the Cracked offices?
siangolee
Stripped, sharpied, dumped on the road by a few laughing pranksters. Arrested in the morning. It pays to get drunk.
Gaus
I see a constuction worker, a policeman and the biker ..... BEST VILLAGE PEOPLE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES EVER .....
aladdin
Does anyone else needs more proof that black people are indeed a threat to civilization?
ElHuerta
If Florida Panthers don't win, you can haul my naked ass around in a f*cking scooter!
JFbueller
If they think that UFO is crazy, just wait till they see what I'm gonna do to my gimp!
Dupuis18
and you said kidnapping with a moped wouldn't work, no one is is even look at us
Dupuis18
and you said kidnapping with a moped wouldn't work, no one is is even looking at us
Luigifan
When the people finally began insisting that Harveys wear helmets, the die-hard enthusiasts began wearing helmets... and very little else.
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