Other Craptions

...and that's how I became a son of a gun.

MOM?!?!

Since they just don't make batteries big enough, the "Magic Rhino" vibrator harnesses the power of peddling midgets.

Grandma died the way she would have wanted to go.

Dr. Strangelove 2: Atomic Boogaloo

The most American picture ever taken...

The female redneck, seen here during mating season, will display bright colors to the males, and hold her cigarette where they can all see (proving she is a fit mother).

France is annoyed of your craptions

For Sarah Palin, hunting from a helicopter just doesn't cut it anymore.

The New "Ride Em'" tampons for "Country Girls"

First!!!!111!!111

Save a cowboy... Ride a rocket.

All that is wrong with America in one picture.

And thats how i met your mother, son

Duke Nukem's twin sister.

Texas is... different...

Damn it, Madonna, just get a penis already!

GET OUT OF MY DREAMS, CRACKED!

I don't get these new Ax commercials

Not pictured: The rest of Optimus Prime gloating at Rita's husband while she rides his metal penis.

Sarah Palin gets a better view of Russia.

Crocodile Dundee hat? Present! Gold Plated Sniper Rifle? Present! Sex boots? Present! Dignity? ... Has anyone seen dignity today?

The vibrator races at Jimmy Buffett concerts are really getting out of hand.

Inspired by the now infamous Balloon Boy, hundreds of Americans launched themselves into the Stratosphere in strange and exotic devices; most never to be heard from again ...

How much do you want bet that the pilot is NOT a woman?

More quarters, MORE FUCKING QUARTERS!!!

America! Fuck yeah!

Billy Mays here! Ever wanted to feel the power between your legs? Then the dormant nuke is the product for you.

See this picture son? This is why we're moving to America...

The one thing the north koreans would never expect: A woman riding a giant rocket decked in garb that makes their already small members shrink up inside their bodies. not to mention she is dual-weilding a cork gun and a pall mall. HOT DAMN

Ironically, that missile is actually french, and she's just an American tourist who wandered over there while looking for, "That there place what has all them fancy art shit."

The Vagina Heard Around the World.

Please...Sarah Palin references? C'mon people...SHE's A MAVERICK!

John McCaine's sister

President: Toby Keith Fan Club

Billy Mays here to demonstrate the power of this revolutionary new battery!!!!

I WANT BIGGER BOOBIES!!!!

I put in my damn quarter, now ride, ride ,ride!

Gung ho.

YEEEEEHAAAAWWWW (queef.)

Balloon Mom: "Hang on son, I'm coming to get ya! WOO HOO!!!!"

The REAL reason Hindenburg went down

I will not allow "First!!!!111!!111" to be the winning Craption.

Marvel's "Mrs. Captain America" was good for about two issues, then just turned into nonsensical crap and loose plot threads.

If the Miss USA pageant was like the Craptions, this woman would win by showing up first.

Ride of the Valkyrie.

Dr. Very Strangelove.

How much do you want to bet that the pilot is a woman?

Debbie does Dulles