Other Craptions

"Jesus Christ, this guy in the truck... PICK A FUCKING LANE!!!"

The irony is, someone in that traffic jam is trying to get to the airport.

Is this the Highway Kenny Loggins was singing about?

Billy Mays here. Have you ever wanted to waste the time of hundreds of people? Then land plane is the product for you!

GO AROUND!

It's plane to see what's causing this traffic jam.

Being scared of heights, Tom's first flying lesson didn't go so well.

Help me out here! I got 300 bogeys on my six!

As the years wore on "Sully" Sullivan, hero of the Hudson, got a little cocky with his fame

"We drove this plane across the entire country honey, and I just want to stay in a hotel a little nicer than the Comfort Inn & Suites"

"Honey I'm going to be home late. I'm stuck behind an airplane again."

Damn this traffic! If only planes could fly!

No Amelia Earhart, you're not in China

I've never seen a better visual metaphor for Congress.

Sure it can fly, but I like to tow it around just to be a douche.

Remember the game "Top Gun" for NES? Yeah...I never could land that damned thing on the carrier. Thanks for bringing back the horrible memories Cracked.

Is this the exit for the Danger Zone?

I pass a God-damned service station EVERY MILE for a thousand friggin miles, but when I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY need one.......

He's on a covert mission to bomb the Waffle House at Exit 18.

Sure, they're annoyed now, but when the plane takes off, then those thrusters will kick on and vaporize the first six or seven vehicles, and . . . wait, that's worse.

Sorry Red Leader, I won't make it to the Death Star on time, I'm caught up in traffic.

Yeh, lets pollute! Put a plane randomly in a picture? Hell Yeah!

Really, it runs on my own waste.

It's a bird! It's a Plane! no wait.. it IS a fuckin plane...

Transformers 3: The Lowered Standards

Go ahead...flip him off...he doesn't have a chaingun that can fire a kajillion rounds per minute or anything...

You know what makes this traffic jam suck? Nicleback on the radio.

Is this a metaphor for vagina?

Hey look, an Old Model-T Ford! Where? In front of that Plane. Oh, neat, a Model-T, you don't see those on the road that often!

An optical illusion: both lanes actually have the same number of cars, but the left one seems more crowded.

Looks like the Red Bull ads are true!

Even Chuck Norris struggles to better a misogynistic craption.

...and then i found 5 dollars

Damn Sunday pilots!

I'll bet 1 million dollars! (Everyone knows women aren't allowed to fly planes...duh!)

Honey, you won't believe me! I just overtook a fighter jet with our old Neon!

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles…

It's one o'clock and a women driver joke is the best we can do?

Whaddaya mean "the cops are following us"? No way. We stealthin. There's no way they're noticing us.

How much do you want to bet that the guy who write the winning craption has never been laid?

I don't know how to fly this plane, but I did stay in that Comfort Inn last night!

"The Most Interesting Man"'s ride is EFFING AWESOME!

The irony of having the word 'Comfort' within the picture is imeasurable.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

Ironically, this is the way to the airport.

BOOBIES, I WANT BOOBIES!!!

This is why you don't make planes out of the "black box material".

How much you want to bet that the pilot is a MAN?

They sounded like a good idea, but in reality flying cars were fucking bullshit