Zangetsu
Billy Mays here. Have you ever wanted to waste the time of hundreds of people? Then land plane is the product for you!
Dirtydog
As the years wore on "Sully" Sullivan, hero of the Hudson, got a little cocky with his fame
WOITAS
"We drove this plane across the entire country honey, and I just want to stay in a hotel a little nicer than the Comfort Inn & Suites"
Mr.Excalibur
Remember the game "Top Gun" for NES? Yeah...I never could land that damned thing on the carrier. Thanks for bringing back the horrible memories Cracked.
mabogo
I pass a God-damned service station EVERY MILE for a thousand friggin miles, but when I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY need one.......
Julius_Goat
Sure, they're annoyed now, but when the plane takes off, then those thrusters will kick on and vaporize the first six or seven vehicles, and . . . wait, that's worse.
nimo
Sorry Red Leader, I won't make it to the Death Star on time, I'm caught up in traffic.
Mr.Excalibur
Go ahead...flip him off...he doesn't have a chaingun that can fire a kajillion rounds per minute or anything...
getittwistd
Hey look, an Old Model-T Ford! Where? In front of that Plane. Oh, neat, a Model-T, you don't see those on the road that often!
Medvedev
An optical illusion: both lanes actually have the same number of cars, but the left one seems more crowded.
getittwistd
I'll bet 1 million dollars! (Everyone knows women aren't allowed to fly planes...duh!)
chapdaddy
I don't know how to fly this plane, but I did stay in that Comfort Inn last night!
Kamikaze Phoenix
Whaddaya mean "the cops are following us"? No way. We stealthin. There's no way they're noticing us.
One_Above_All
How much do you want to bet that the guy who write the winning craption has never been laid?
callmekool
Damn! i was 30 seconds late now my craption will be harder to find than balloon boy
Julius_Goat
So typical. It's always some 80 year old lady in a F-16 driving 25 miles an hour.
Julius_Goat
When Iceman told Maverick he could ride his tail anytime, Maverick assumed that Iceman would ALSO be flying a jet.
Rex-Jester
This wouldn't be quite the traffic jam that it is if the guy in front of the plane would just get off his phone and speed the fuck up.
Dirtydog
As the years went by, Captain 'Sully' Sullivan, the hero of the Hudson, got a little cocky with his fame
Zaphod
Wait just a god-damned minute!!! You mean I've been drivin around in an F one-fifty this whole time when I could've had an F one-six?!?!
Kamikaze Phoenix
How much do you want to bet that the pilot is a man? Double or nothing...he has a tiny penis.
VampiressMiharu
These craptions are sooooooo hilarious. I'm, like, dying here people. "Is this the Highway Kenny Loggins was singing about?" LAWL.
Rex-Jester
When the instructor told Biff to use the highways to orient himself, he took it a bit literal.
bdadz
"GODDAMMIT!! This slow-ass green truck is really holding up traffic. Guess I won't make it to New York on time. Attention passengers..."
geewizz
It's a good thing that Obama is doing away with "Don't ask, Don't tell" in the armed forces. All of the sneaking around in the Air Force was starting to get dangerous.
jekelish
Maverick plays by his own rules, which is why he refuses to pick a goddamn lane.
Zaphod
Something in my gut is telling me that tailgating this guy would be a B-A-A-A-A-A-D idea...
jjok
Every celebrity should own their own plane.......John Madden, however, is afraid to fly. Problem solved.
Truthiness
So Johnson, why don't I buy your theory about why you were late? At least bring some proof.
NotSafyreSchool
I'm sorry Joey, you failed for not using the turn signal. Also, you forgot to check the rear view missile lock.
SRLivewire
Grounded by budget cuts, an F-16 fighter Jet is still a pretty intimidating sight on the streets of Kabul.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Arabic pilots, facing severe discrimination, were allowed planes, but confined to the ground.
leaf27
"Please be turning at the next exit, please be turning at the next exit, please be turning at the next exit. Oh goddam it!"
Teecko
"Dad are you sure you can fly this thing?" "Of course son!We did stay at a Comfort Inn last night"
WorstNameEver
After this, he's gonna hop out and go cut down all those trees to build a baby seal clubbing factory.
Dirtydog
Being a new radio station, WDUM didn't quite grasp the concept of a "traffic plane"
Rumplemeyer
10 miles and this asshole still won't pick a lane....I've had enough! Arm the Sidewinder Missile!!!
Lerxst62
Bumper sticker... If you can read this you're about to get a sidewinder missile up your ass.
Bishopwhitet
I'll tell you Bob, I don't care if we have to come to a complete stop, I'm sick of this asshole tailgating me!
Rex-Jester
He would have landed at the airport, but he could not reach the control tower because his radio was out so he had to use a landline.
Dirtydog
On your mark... get set... I don't know about you but my money's on the guy on the left
Blinker_Fluid
Tom got impatient with the driver of the green truck. Unfortunately he had already vaporized it with a missile before he remembered that his jet doesn't have a horn.
evetstevets
Fuck! I missed the offramp! if only I could, I don't know, magically FLY THE HELL OVER THERE....
jjok
Comfort Inn's new slogan......."Reduced rates for those waiting behind a fucking airplane!"
geniuswaitress
If you think now's a bad time to be behind this guy, wait till he flushes.
RogersIB
HEY! That Mercedes is crossing a double yellow line! Where's a cop when you need one?
Mr.Excalibur
There's a "breaking the land speed record attempt" joke in here somewhere but I'll be damned if I can find it.
BillWilliams
OK, I admit it. Even though they're gay, the gay Craption pictures are funnier than this.
Lerxst62
I know we're trying to avoid radar detection, but I think you've gone just a bit too far.
RogersIB
What do you suppose the chances are there is a DUI occurring before our very eyes?
newchef
crap...i finally get to the craptions in time an di have nothing to say about the pic...
geniuswaitress
"Eye in the Sky reporting that there seems to be something backing up the highway..."
Julius_Goat
This is not a long-term energy conservation plan, I don't care what Congress says.
BowToTheBard
Some people buy a Humvee to spite the environmentalists. Some people go one step further.
Julius_Goat
The highway to the danger zone. Yeah, it's just a regular highway. What did you THINK it was?
bdadz
Landing a plane in the middle of a busy highway really makes landing a plane in the Hudson River look like child's play.
Rex-Jester
This wouldn't be quite the traffic jam that it is if the guy in front of the plan would just get off his phone and speed the fuck up.
zero82
"This doesnt look like the airport at all. Let's ask some of the friendly drivers behind us for help."
87gn
What the hell did you expect? It is, after all the "Dwight D. Eisenhower National System of Interstate and Defense Highways". The Air Force thinks they own it!
ParentesPizza
"so let me get this straigh, your plane didnt work so you decided to go for a spin...with the plane." "Yes officer"
erob3131
Due to budget cuts; the US Air force tries to trade in its old planes for a 2009 Mustang...trying to get the most out of the cash for clunkers program.
imnew
Whoa! Wow that's what happens when you get rid of the speedlimit. People go supersonic just cause they can
aladdin
Star Wars sequel, featuring yesterday's Darth Travolta, was much lower on the special effects than the original movie.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Shit, you flip some guy off in one state, you don't expect him to try to land on you three states later.
Lerxst62
This F*&king plane has been tailgating us for miles. At the next exit I get out and kick his ass.
JudG.
Well yes you're right, we will evade their radar, but I still don't think this is a good idea.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Triple A doesn't usually tow planes, but luckily they ran out of fuel pretty close to the ground, so it was ok this time.
Kamikaze Phoenix
I think the GPS is actually broken. These don't even look like clouds to me.
RogersIB
If I have said it once, I have said it a thousand times. We definitely need a plane pooling lane.
RogersIB
Unfortunately, Rush Limbaugh had just not lost enough weight to be able to get off the ground.
lilmiss
Good God, it pisses me off when some d-bag wants to play traffic cop during morning rush hour.
troll_alx
That plane will never get where its going if that damn green truck doesn't get out of the way.
RogersIB
I bet when you are winning at this game you never want that day to end. Cause then it is back to the races. (Note: Yesterdays Craption was good)
itoldyouso
"Mohammud, is it still following us?" "Yes Ahmed... When will this Homeland Security stop harassing us!!??"
DeeWin
Distracted by the odd scene ahead of them, not one of the frustrated commuters saw the incredible savings that Comfort-Inn was boasting.
itoldyouso
I would still rather push my American-Made Fighter Jet than fly around in some Japanese-Made rice burner!
angerfrog
Looking to cash in on the homoerotic tones of the first movie, Top Gun II will be filming many scenes at a highway rest stop.
geniuswaitress
If you thought airplane food couldn't get any worse, this flight stops at Denny's.
andy3t
guy in truck: wouldnt it be easier to fly this? other guy in truck: how would we get taco bell on the way then?
Ometeotl
"Uh, sir, this airspace is much more crowded than usual...and surprisingly solid."
Kamikaze Phoenix
When I got home, I had to scrape all the little planes off my windshield.
meikamo
Ladies and Gentlemen: tonight Mr. Knievel will be attempting to break a world record by jumping over 47,000 cars, in a jet engine.
WorstNameEver
Old, senile Maverick's attempt to relive his glory days didn't quite go as planned.
Kamikaze Phoenix
You can steal it from the auto show, but getting it home will be a bit harder.
lynnae
Comfort Inn & Suites - Now that's what I call complimentary airport transfers! (ps - it's my birthday! vote for me!)
lynnae
Comfort Inn & Suites now offers direct airport shuttles. (vote for me! it's my birthday!)
HUMLY
"Umm, sir? I don't think this is the type of cost-cutting the regulators had in mind..."
m3m0r3
Seen here is a brilliant ploy to draw more weary travellers into the Comfort Inn.
RogersIB
Chrysler still just doesn't seem to have a clue as demonstrated by their latest crossover vehicle.
imnew
They laugh now but when this baby hits 88 He'll be able to go to those sky cities in 3009
hammahamma
Do you know why I pulled you over, miss? Because I was doing Mach 2 in a 65MPH lane officer?
RogersIB
Lacking any excitement in his traffic reporting, Vince Mercury takes matters into his own hands.
Lerxst62
It's the stealth fighter in front of the F-16 that's actually holding up traffic.
Rex-Jester
The Super-Personnel Transport, the Ostrich I, never did get off the ground, but you should check it out on I-95!
jimdocusa
Sure, you can win a lot of cool prizes on The Price Is Right, but sometimes getting them back home is a real bitch.
jimdocusa
Billy-Bob got the jet for a real bargain, and there was nothing in his trailer park's association rules prohibiting the indefinite parking of a supersonic propulsion craft in his side yard.
jimdocusa
So this is the intersection where advanced physics and profound mental retardation meet.
RogersIB
The "Mile Marker 29 Falcon" was far less impressive than the later "Millenium Falcon".
jkminor2010
Damn it the engine wont start!! Plan B: ok guys, so we will just drive this up to the white house and just explode it in the front lawn that will show obama
Casstaway
I guess the bumper sticker - "If your this close, you can see my Ailerons" - worked!
bdadz
They have a hard time getting a plane to go fast enough to leave the ground in Mexico.
callmekool
Sir, i pulled you over for going 240mph in a 60mph zone OH, and you are in a fucking plane
wamsachel
Trading in his Bronco, OJ still manages to get himself into a slow speed chase.
andy3t
the fighter pilot thought of a more stealthier way to sneak into Russia. gridlock.
Emwurst
Mom: wont be home 4 dinnr, stuk n traffic, jet got a flat, put Bagel Bites in fridge.
Kamikaze Phoenix
The pilot was not happy with Kirstie Alley, but she paid him extra to take her anyway.
jjok
American technology in aerospace engineering deployed using parts from China. What's the worst that could happen? I bet they used led paint too.
kcs316
We're so decadent we drive our fuckin planes on our highways just to fuck with other countries satellites.
noreport
Ok, who said a dog fight between a jet and 1999 PT Cruiser would be interesting to see?
RogersIB
How happy are the ladies and gents heading the OTHER way. Ya know you've been there.
RogersIB
Apparently Tom Cruise got to keep the jet after Top Gun. Unfortunately for Tom, and everyone else, he never actually mastered flying.
spohlso
Aw crap! The Highway to the Danger Zone was that last exit! Looks like I'll have to go all the way to Walmart and back.
RogersIB
Unfortunately, Rush Limbaugh had just not lost enough wait to be able to get off the ground.
CrimsonKissaki
The time and money had been worth it. Now, thanks to sidewinder missiles and 50mm under cannon, a slow driver would never make Kevin late for work again!
CrimsonKissaki
The time and money had been worth it. Thanks to sidewinder missiles and a 50mm vulcan cannon, Kevin would never be stuck behind slow drivers again.
superfly2020
This is actually just a honda civic with the latest conversion kit added to it.
imnew
Cops are escorting him...u know cause people would totally try and overtake a plane
RogersIB
Apparently staying at Comfort Inn is not enough qualification for flying a plane. Who knew?
donclark
You know empty doesn't REALLY mean empty! They always leave a little extra in the tank.
A_Beaux
The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were killed by angry motorists
jimdocusa
Let's park this thing in front of the Hometown Buffet and watch the magic happen.
A_Beaux
The only thing worse than 'flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong'? Driving one out of Hong Kong.
GGWD
Got our usual slowdown on I-2....hey wait a minute, let me get a better look, yessirreebob, there is a plane p-l-a-n-e on I-24, I am not kidding, now that is funny, f-u-n-n-y, wow.
Backinblack
Yeah, my boss is REALLY going to believe I am late because I was stuck behind a FUCKING PLANE!!!
mrziggy_josh
The new terror plot from Retardazthan just didn't have the same scary use of planes that 9/11 did.
Frizbeeaj
"hit the breaks and they will fly right by" doesn't work as well as Top Gun Proclaimed
Bigontheinside
Wow, those new land planes are really...Taking off. Here's an SPAS-12, shoot me before this caption wins
MrPenny
Can you do a little better? I don't think 45 mph is gonna' get me off the ground.
RogersIB
"So tell me Tim, why haven't you gotten any work done since 3:00? And IT tells me there has been an increase in our internet activity." "Umm..er..."
patjk73
Ironically, it's really the little green truck in front holding everyone up. Have you seen how fast a jet can go?
DonkeysRAliens
The equivalent of getting your genitals out at a line at McDonalds, it's distracting and strangely arousing
patjk73
Chuck Yeager's early attempts to break the sound barrier were less than stellar.
Casstaway
"Passengers, we will be making a brief stop at Taylor Swift's house and thank you for flying Kanye West Airlines."
Casstaway
"This is your pilot. If you look out the left side window you can see the guy in the white Mercedez giving us the finger."
z400100500
Man, the sad part is they're heading for the airport to load the plane onto a 747 for transport.
kingsheep
You can't see it from this angle, but the airplane douche is being held up by a guy towing a boat.
Casstaway
"If you think our drivers are operating dangerously - please call and report to 1-800 'Grounded Overnight'.
Casstaway
Cutbacks: "Air Force One, your clear to take off. Oh, wait, the light turned orange ..."
Casstaway
The North Korean missile launch was deemed a success as it took out one Cracker Barrel on I95.
EvilHankVenture
Ladies and gentlemen this is your pilot, we have reached our cruising altitude of 47 feet above sea level and will reach our destination in 36 hours.
Casstaway
The John Denver Memorial Parade took a wrong turn off the Country Road, today ....
Casstaway
Obama was informed that the air strike on the Jonas Brothers concert was on target as planned.
Casstaway
After all the family tragedies - the Kennedy family would never, really, fly again.
Casstaway
"San Francisco Airport to flight 69. Please take runway 77. You'll get ate more .... "
Casstaway
The race to MJ's final resting place was fierce. In the end, Joe beat them all!
Casstaway
"This is your pilot. I've seemed to have lost my luggage in-flight, so anyone seeing a brown Samsonite, in a ditch, with 'Folsom 69' written on it - please notify your nearest flight attendant."
Casstaway
"The slowest and most inept terrorist attack was foiled today on the New Jersey turnpike, today ..."
dead_alewives
"Oh my god!" "What is it, honey?" "We missed the exit for the Comfort Inn."
1.21jigawatt
Garmin GPS for Planes is just as fucked up as for cars. Instead of making random U-turns on highways, its tells the Pilot to land at random times.
1.21jigawatt
Tower to Pilot: Correct that, use Runway 101R, not Highway 101. Repeat: use Runway 101R, not Highway 101. over.
Kamikaze Phoenix
After LAX closed down, the state of California started taxing people to take off and land on the freeway.
bdadz
The other side of that sign clearly informs drivers to be aware of low flying planes.
thechachmeister
Not exactly what I expected when they said there was an issue with "airplane traffic"...
outhousejanitor
When the mayor said they were guiding us out by plane this was not what went through my mind.
jakflak
No one ever told Bob that the "Highway to the Danger Zone" was just as slow as the I-90
BillTheButcher
Behind that plane is a bunch of people yelling about John Travolta taking this pilot thing too far.
Isanta
Not content with just pissing people off in the skies, the airline company has taken to the road.
cognomen
Driver's Ed is a completely different experience when your father's in the Air Force.
sarahbella
Rival competition to travelocities flight and hotel package. This company offers lobby dropoff
KaspiantheGreat
The truck driver flipped him off, that's why he's on the road trying to cut him off!
erob3131
Jimmy decides; even though he just his 7th DUI and his license got taken away...THEY DIDN'T SAY SHIT ABOUT MY F&*KING jet plane.
erob3131
Jerome knew he should not have taken that last hit off the bong because now he's hungry.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Thank you fo flyin NWA airlines. I'm ya mothafuckin pilot, Captain Cube, and we be landin' straight inta Compton. Keep yo belts fastened, fools!
Grogger
"Well Optimus he got the "disguise" part down..." "There is not more than meets the eye with this retardicon"
SomeLousyBum
Dammit, I missed the turnoff! I'm gonna be stuck behind this lorry for ages!
sexcells970
I think its safe to assume that the asian stereotype for bad driving is consistant throughout all planes of travel
dustandair
"They keep honking at us. I feel the need... the need for speed!" "Yeah, me too. Then I could slam on the brakes and eject you through the windshield."
GGWD
Gotta back up on I-24, wait a minute, no way, wow, haha, hey theres a plane, right on the road, wow, that is f-u-n-n-y, funny!
wahoowa2447
Alright, Sully. Now you're just showing off. Hudson River: Cool. This: Bullshit.
savinator
We're headed right for San Francisco! I knew we shouldn't have used the gay man in two rings for a gyroscope.
Sam.Schweikert
Let me tell you, it is a bitch for iceman to drive to work on a regular basis
herozs
How much force from the throttle is needed to take off? Fish this has no sense goodbye
patjk73
That wrong way sign doesn't have another side that applies just to airplanes, but it is implied.
mardan822
The Latest in Stealth Technology Jets on a Training Mission, blending flawlessly into traffic
patjk73
They were going to call this newest member of GI-Joe Roadblock but it was already taken.
AAAAAAAAAA42
Not pictured: A giant crowd of hamsters pointing and laughing at the artists rendition of his inflamed whatever was going on the the left Guitar Hiro 1001 feet from the nightclub you're not looking for Japan on the dark side of the moon.
87gn
Hey there, dumb ass in the white Dakota! Don't you know it's illegal to cross the double yellow line?
RogersIB
Sure, they have a do not enter and a wrong way sign, but what was traffic engineering thinking when they forgot to erect the 'No Fixed Wing Aircraft' sign?
DarkAlchemyX
Chinese women, lets at least be thankful she isn't actually flying that thing. . . .
RogersIB
"Da Plane, Da Plane" ~ Behind the scenes of Fantasy Island, By Herve Villechaize, Island Publishing
Casstaway
O.J. Simpson traded in his Bronco for a plane, but again, he was only found guilty of blocking traffic.
Saz
Well, I'm a runnin' down the road, tryin' to loosen my load, I've got seven women on my mind:
RogersIB
Save the waitress, save craption. Dadgum it, those top craptions today couldn't catch flight in a tail wind.
DV8ED
Government Motor's first prototype for 2010 rolls off the assembly line and heads for an auto show near you.
RogersIB
On the road again. Just can't wait to get on the road again. The life I love is makin' music with my friend, I can't wait to get on the road ag....., "Shut the Fu** up Willie, you need to get high".
Casstaway
"Todays in-flight movies will be 'Speed" & 'Snakes On An Airplane" - so relax, enjoy and thank you for flying Michael Bay Airlines!"
RogersIB
"Oh sh**, that last burp just completely cleared my mind of what I was gonna say".
deadpuppy
"I know that they TOLD us this was a secret government project... but I dunno, Tim."
Fawkes13
having got five feet off the ground during his first flying lesson, Jeff realized he was afraid of heights.....
Casstaway
"Honey, I don't think they are going to let us into the Three Mile High Club on this flight."
spazzymagee
So Amelia's just been stuck in traffic this whole time? That's gonna be a boring ass movie!
Fawkes13
Ah...I know what this is. Some asshole got stuck in a traffic jam one day and thought "man, if I could just fly over this mess..." I suppose now this is just payback....
savinator
Stuff Aunt Edna in the bomb bay, Rusty, we need to get to Wally World in 3 minutes!
Fawkes13
"How to be a Douche Bag: Lesson One. "Holding up traffic, while being original."
Casstaway
"Hey Juan, are you sure the Border Patrol will buy the Cartel Airlines thing."
Casstaway
"Dammit, I said 'never land, when touch down could cause a funeral', not, 'touch down on a funeral to Nerverland!"
Rackmaster
The new interstate taxi service didn't go over well with the other commuters.
Casstaway
Sully Sullenberger was indeed, a hero, but his road rage proved to be his downfall in the end.
cowy
screw flying this way we get to avoid air sickness AND give the truck driver a heart attack
StevieRay44
not shown: Pilot checking map and remarking about turning left at Albuquerque
Casstaway
"Dammit co-pilot, I said 'Use your left hand and scrtach my nuts from behind", not, "land on the left lane cause I forgot the peanuts behind."
Casstaway
"I have tone. I have lock. Fox One. Shit, now he's got that backup beeper thingy!"
Kamikaze Phoenix
Hassan was feeling lazy. He figured "Fuck it, I'll slam into a tollbooth", and hoped the other guys would still give him full credit.
Ranger
I'll bet while this picture was being taken... somewhere loser Lindsay Lohan was depressed, higher than a kite and cutting her wrists. Fucking Bitch!
DHeadshot
And if you look overhead you'll see the USAF doing a flypast... What's that? Err ladies and gentlemen, there's been a change of plan...
Casstaway
Ever since that mid-air accident in New York - the fly under of the Statue Of Liberty didn't attract the tourists.
kirk2enterprise
Mr. Smith, your aircraft is in direct violation of highway vehicle code 317.45 driving without headlights, im affraid we're going to have to tow you.
Casstaway
Traffic was tight at the 2009, Seventh Annual Michael Jackson funeral procession to Neverland.
Casstaway
"Good news. I think I found our stewardess. Bad news. It's gonna cost us $100 dollars for a half hour."
kcs316
"Hey wanna take a ride on my Jet", suddenly became the most literal pick-up line ever.
Casstaway
The White House said that the next troop build into Afghanistan - would arrive depending on traffic and toll road costs.
DHeadshot
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It must be Superman - it's in Lane! (I'm so sorry, I couldn't resist...)
suitsifer
This is pilot, calling tow truck. Keep it under 55 please, we don't want this bad boy goin' airborne!
aioliolio
Though not very roomy on the inside, Harold and Ethel"s pop-up camper sure was an eye-catcher.
ghostriderr
"Permission to buzz the....." "...PT Cruiser? That what you were going to say? Then I say...Negative ghost rider. The pattern is full. Now we laugh."
Casstaway
"Air traffic controller Art Fern, here. Flight 211, take the Ventura Freeway to the Slawson Cutoff. Get out of your plane and cut off your Slawson .... "
cdizzy
Mike Finnebacher became the first man to drive an airplane across these United States. Afterwards, he was promptly shot.
Casstaway
Air Freeway. When it positively has to be there over .. the next few weeks ... months, whatever!
Casstaway
The Chairman of G.M. took it seriously when Congress said he should be ashamed and drive to the next hearing!
thrackan
Those guys in the truck better watch out. I'm gonna road rage their asses with a missile.
freshfish
Unlikely Union a Direct Result of Economic Crisis: Local municipalities competing directly with local airports
Casstaway
I know there's Air Force One. But, Air Force 99? Is that what VP Biden flys in?
Casstaway
If Sara Palin were President - Air Force One would be stopping for road kill on the highway.
Casstaway
"I thought you said 'during our honeymoon in Florida' we would be alone, honey?"
hustlebunny
this is what happens when black dudes start ridin rims on planes...cuz we know he aint got no damn license!
Casstaway
Calvin Klein knew he had run out of 'runway' but then he thought of Kate Moss's chest ..."
zatml
Chinese people don't use hondas to cause traffic anymore, with planes they can clog TWO lanes.
Casstaway
"Due to traffic congestion at Kennedy Airport - we will be now be landing on a grassy knoll in Dallas ..."
The_Killah29
Just when you thought Spencer Pratt couldn't be any more of a douche bag....
Casstaway
The NASCAR Open. Now, we'll see crashes! (1 lap penalty for cell phone use, though).
Casstaway
"Can you hear me now?" "Can you hear me now?" Verizon Airport was ranked first in safety!
Casstaway
"Lynyrd Skynyrd Airways will be taking off shortly. Please have your seats in the upright, Free Bird position."
Casstaway
"Hello, 911. This is Richard Heeney again. You never guess what. That Falcon, you can never leave him near an F16. No, this is not a hoax ..."
Casstaway
"This is your pilot for Viagra Airlines. We will be taking off shortly - as soon as I get it up. If the flight lasts more than 4 hours - please seek medical attention ..."
Casstaway
"Falcon, you are cleared to take off." "Thanks, Dad... but where's the barf bag...!"
Casstaway
"I said 'hand me the maps from Google Earth' not 'hand me the maps from Google Street View."
Casstaway
"I am looking in the rear view mirror, honey, and all I see is an F16 and a white Mercedez!"
Casstaway
Stevie Wonder Airlines - never took off. Don't thank God. Thank the guy at the toll booth!
Casstaway
"Passengers, you've all seen our commercials for "Fuck It Airlines" on TV. Now, be careful what you wished for!"
Casstaway
"Sully, I just opened up the glove compartment and all these speeding tickets fell out. What's up with that?"
jaysquared
And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog sh*t out of Hong Kong!
jaysquared
with gas prices the way they are, I'm sure as hell not using the plane and the subaru!
Casstaway
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger responded in his wife Maria's defence - "If they want Twitter, I'll give them Twitter."
Neematoad
"Talk to me, Goose... But I have to put you on speaker because Im going to take off now..."
MaelstromZa
Stan always wanted to be a pilot, but his fear of heights always seemed to hold him back.
littlerudi08043
"Harold! Harold! there's a plane in the middle of the highway!" "Don't be a backseat driver Ruth"
littlerudi08043
"Edgar! Edgar! there's a plane in the middle of the highway!" "Dammit Agnus, quit telling me how to drive!"
CCCP
COME ON, I'M ALREADY RUNNING LATE! IN FIVE MINUTES I'M SUPPOSED TO DRIVE A MONSTER TRUCK THROUGH AN ORPHANAGE, LET'S GO!
deacon_kg
The pilot obviously has far more ways of defeating traffic..yet he remains polite
lbh
"Ragle 1. Eagle 1. This is Langley. Just pull over and ask for directions. Were getting calls from Highway Patrol. Do you copy? Over."
Ramblingdad
While the new F-23 Mantis came in well under budget, the Pentagon feels it would be incapable of defending American airspace.
MC_Rap
"No, Osama, you are just paranoid. I don't think we're being followed. Just let me drive the truck!"
ElHuerta
Ah, breaker "one-nine", this here's the "RubberDuck". You are cleared to join the convoy.
MC_Rap
The first time they marched on Washington nobody paid attention. This time the gays are bringing a little back-up.
MC_Rap
Traffic Dan Rafferty here reporting for KUNT radio with TrafficCopter One and we have a major back up on the highway caused by...holy fuck?!
ElHuerta
Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the "RubberDuck". You are cleared to join the convoy.
sugar-pickle
You know Dad, Kyle's dad's plane has televisions in the back. Why can't we have televisions? All we have is barf bags.
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