Craptions Classics October 20, 2009

"This is not the nightclub you're looking for."

Kelly Robinson

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"Don't worry, baby. I don't need a condom. We have terrible aim."

ChaseMitchell

Darth Travolta

C3P0, I am your father.

WiisusChrist

It is useless to resist, the FABULOUS side has you.

Gatt

The one Stormtrooper who actually shot somebody got quite a reward from the Emperor.

Julius_Goat

Luke...I'm your gay brother.

chesnerm

You know what's funnier? The amount of votes I'll get for NOT being first.

captainHamsack

Aren't you a little gay to be a stormtrooper?

stodavr

"Hi, my name is Steve, I'm here to pick up your daughter"

noreport

Disco Stu-ormtrooper

WorstNameEver

Pictured: Virginity

whalecancer

Pimp My Death Star with rapper X-trooper

bargainman!

"Is Stormtroopa #457 gonna have to choke a bitch?"

librarianmike

Discarded Star Wars Ideas Worse than Jar-Jar Binks #27

CavalierX
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