Other Craptions

"Don't worry, baby. I don't need a condom. We have terrible aim."

Darth Travolta

C3P0, I am your father.

It is useless to resist, the FABULOUS side has you.

The one Stormtrooper who actually shot somebody got quite a reward from the Emperor.

Luke...I'm your gay brother.

You know what's funnier? The amount of votes I'll get for NOT being first.

Aren't you a little gay to be a stormtrooper?

"Hi, my name is Steve, I'm here to pick up your daughter"

Disco Stu-ormtrooper

Pictured: Virginity

Pimp My Death Star with rapper X-trooper

"Is Stormtroopa #457 gonna have to choke a bitch?"

Discarded Star Wars Ideas Worse than Jar-Jar Binks #27

Episode 7 still looks better than the first 3.

Tone it down Lando! We are trying to SNEAK IN here, not look cool!

The monthly silly darth vader craption, fuck...

Poor Michaeil Jackson. He never did realize his lifelong dream of becoming the most fabulous stormtrooper in the Empire

What news would have looked liked if Sarah Palin had been elected.

insert crappy star wars joke here

It's a good thing he's showing off his chest hair a little, or else he'd be a total loser.

MC Hammer was a huge fan of Star Wars.

Seriously, Nelly should've stopped at the golden tooth cap.

Well, since Darth Vader left me, I've found a new place to dwell...

deez aint the hoes you lookin fo

I find your lack of rhythm disturbing.

Not pictured: a crowd of giant hamsters pointing and laughing... f*** too late...

Disco Trooper doesn't advertise.

The real downfall of the Empire? Cocaine.

This voting system is extremely flawed! Christophe up there proves it. CRACKED,FIX THIS! There has to be a better way. First or second always wins with mediocre craptions. Vote this, if you agree

"TK-421, why aren't you shakin' your groove thing? TK-421 do you copy?"

Disco Stew is joining the Empire! Oh yeah!

Hey baby, Mind if I dock my X-Wing in your Death Star?

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm the emperor's man --no time to talk."

Burn Baby Burn, Death Star Inferno...

Ironically his favorite songs are "I Will Survive" and "Stayin' Alive"

King Tut had a darker side...

Anakin was not the only one with 2 fathers

Man, Obi Wan pulled one hell of a Jedi mind trick this time.

Saturday Night Trooper

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!! (destroys Alderan)

May the Fever be with you.

Porn trooper.

"My helmet! I work on the helmet, and you touch it."

The Cracked staff have their annual Halloween party... somewhere else, because this guy is way uncooler than them.

He actually looks way more manly than everyone else at the convention.

BOOBIES, I WANT BOOBIES!!!

If that's being gay...I DONT WANT TO BE STRAIGHT!

Remember when C3P0 fucked that Stormtrooper? Yeah.