Other Craptions

New meaning for circle jerk

Tails. I win.

Bill Mays here! Have you ever felt the urge to spin?

It's a cock ring. You can tell by the dick inside of it.

I always thought "tambourine man" was a figure of speech.

"So You Think You Can Cirque", this fall on FOX.

So what does your wife do for a living, Al? She's a...dirty street whore. Yeah, that's it.

If you liked it than you should've put a ring on it...

The joker likes a "different" type of strippers

He is wheelie, wheelie gay.

They see me rollin', they hatin'

Spiderman generally had an easy time when it came to facing the Hob Goblin's less threatening gay cousin, Gary.

Hey ladies, wanna see my radius?

I'l try to write a craption that cracked won't remove. Shit, too late

Dear diary. Went out drinking with the guys last night. This morning I 1)Woke up next to a woman 2)discovered a new word and it's meaning in rapid succession - Fugly. think i'll add that to my other book. Sincerely, Merriam-Webster

Is this supposed to be an optical illusion or just stupid?

...if only it was on fire.

She is on a roll...(dear God that's lame.)

New meaning 4 circle jerk..what? It's different! See, i changed it up right there. -Vanilla Ice

Looks like Pat Robertson has banished another homosexual to "The Phantom Zone"!

Q: "What do you want for Christmas?" A: "My dignity"

Evan won the Halloween costume contest only because no one would admit they had no idea what he was.

This Gypsy has cursed our Craptions! Only stupid entries win!

call it, heads or ass?

At first the audience wondered why they received knives when walking into the show.

I never did understand why Quasimodo had such a hard-on for Esmeralda.

Almost as gay as Twilight.

I fell into a burning ring of FABULOUS!

The costume says "I'm a fun person" but the face says "I'm constipated."

If you tell show me a better way to trap a pixie, I'm all ears.

...and then Jack stole the giant's wedding ring.

Not pictured: Anything i would want to but my dick in

Cirque du...WTF,someone has the the same avatar as me.

I want booby week!!!

"You know what, popular kids? You may shun me from your social group, but I'm going home to make the most bad ass website you've ever seen! That's right, you haven't seen the last of David Wong!"

Tired of conventional birth control? It's impossible to get pregant with the Nivea ring.

i think i drank too much acid last night because im hallucinating the word 'stupid' as todays leading craption

this isn't an act! i'm gonna barfffffff!

"Well, my hamster just looked like he was having so much fun..."

I asked you to be my WING man!

Ok, so it gets 75 miles per gallon, but will it get me laid?

"You'll never catch me alive, Batman!"

This chick shows up to challenge anyone who utters the words "That's the gayest thing I've ever seen."

Although Arthur C. Clarke's early iterations of his space station concept operated on the same principle as the final version, they were nevertheless less sophisticated.

When they asked him "Will you do ANYTHING to break into show business?", he said "Yes." He thought they meant sex.

Still less gay than a Segway

Heads your gay, tails he's gay.

Many said after being raised by hamsters it would be impossible to transition to normal society

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stranger!