Tessica
So what does your wife do for a living, Al? She's a...dirty street whore. Yeah, that's it.
MattNightingale
Spiderman generally had an easy time when it came to facing the Hob Goblin's less threatening gay cousin, Gary.
JayColvin
Dear diary. Went out drinking with the guys last night. This morning I 1)Woke up next to a woman 2)discovered a new word and it's meaning in rapid succession - Fugly. think i'll add that to my other book. Sincerely, Merriam-Webster
Backinblack
Looks like Pat Robertson has banished another homosexual to "The Phantom Zone"!
NotSafyreSchool
New meaning 4 circle jerk..what? It's different! See, i changed it up right there. -Vanilla Ice
CavalierX
Evan won the Halloween costume contest only because no one would admit they had no idea what he was.
harleya48
At first the audience wondered why they received knives when walking into the show.
GaseousClay
Tired of conventional birth control? It's impossible to get pregant with the Nivea ring.
sexcells970
i think i drank too much acid last night because im hallucinating the word 'stupid' as todays leading craption
bamentt
"You know what, popular kids? You may shun me from your social group, but I'm going home to make the most bad ass website you've ever seen! That's right, you haven't seen the last of David Wong!"
m3m0r3
Although Arthur C. Clarke's early iterations of his space station concept operated on the same principle as the final version, they were nevertheless less sophisticated.
Versus
This chick shows up to challenge anyone who utters the words "That's the gayest thing I've ever seen."
Julius_Goat
When they asked him "Will you do ANYTHING to break into show business?", he said "Yes." He thought they meant sex.
JewDude
Many said after being raised by hamsters it would be impossible to transition to normal society
ShamWow
When Jessica asked him if he wanted a go 'round, he thought she meant something completely different.
Julius_Goat
They are doing amazing things for the disabled this days . . . and they are also doing some shitballs insane things for them, too.
Rex-Jester
When Ed told Matilda that if she had sex with him, he'd give her a Big O, this was not what she was expecting.
Versus
The French version of Stargate had a considerably lower budget than its American production.
whalecancer
The latest revival of "The Tambourine Man" was way to literal for my liking
Diasdiem
While many of Da Vinci's ideas like the helicopter would be successfully created in modern times, the Vitruvian Man was not one of them.
Zangetsu
These are the new Ferraris. Don't want to go in to the future anymore? Don't blame you.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Shown here during a classroom demonstration, you can see why she was voted "Coolest Physics Teacher of the Year".
Wrellis
"I fucking woke up on this piece of shit. Yes, I'm having a wonderful day. Bastard."
stodavr
"So am I good enough for Siegfried and Roy's new show?" "Oh, they don't want you for the SHOW."
superjaded
Superheroes based on small animals--Batman pulled it off, Hamsterman, not so much.
Versus
Show this picture to your girlfriend and I guarantee you she will say, "Pffft. At least SHE has a ring."
Chug
After spending thousands of hours in his Super He Man penis extender, Gary finally figured out that he had been scammed.
zbeebs
Most people flip a coin when they can't decide where to eat. Not Cirque Du Soleil...
Rex-Jester
Circus folk have developed a more esoteric approach to autoerotic intoxication.
Zangetsu
He used to have dignity and pride, but then he got caught in an endless 'circle' of drugs, whores, and more circles.
Kamikaze Phoenix
You laugh now, but try having sex in a moving wheel, and then you'll get why people do this kind of thing.
RicoNoSuave
The faggot in the wheel goes round and round, round and round, round and round...
Rex-Jester
Before he could properly secure the cock ring, in his excitement, Captain Atom shrinks too small to be of interest to Hawk Girl.
Dbooner13
What the fuck! CavalierX stole my craption and gets the most votes...... Fuck this
benrichardsrm
After years of spinning ring prison on Krypton, General Zod has gone through some.......changes.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Now the X-men writers are just getting desperate with their new characters! "Ring Toss"??? Are you fucking serious?
gypsy61
He made a drunken bet he couldn't break both arms and both legs at the same time. He showed 'em good.
WorstNameEver
Dave's setup was ingenious really: a night of awesome S&M, then just roll the bitch out the door.
geniuswaitress
Say what you will about the new singer for Journey, he does one crazy "Wheel in the Sky."
geniuswaitress
What's so weird about this guy making all the crop circles is that, in all that time, no one noticed those pants.
Zangetsu
The guys name must be Luke, I mean it rhymes with puke right? Yes, that was a dry attempt at irony.
zero82
"If we're gonna decide the winner with a coin toss, at least let's make it interesting..."
Zenejinzorin
In the future, coins will rule the world and exact their revenge by showing all of the humans the true torment that goes along with flipping them.
HMS_Ford
Some of the tests that the Mercury astronauts were subjected to have become legendary.
Bluedevil8244
"Firey Wheel of Death" was replaced with the much safer "Spinning Wheel of Gay"
1.21jigawatt
Not original, Wile E Coyote bought one from ACME. All he did is roll off of a steep cliff and whistle while falling. Wait! where's your steep cliff?...
Julius_Goat
It gets good gas mileage, but you spend most of the money you save on motion-sickness bags.
wamsachel
People get mad when NASA experiments with animals, so now they just use foreign people
Dbooner13
Teachers tell you that men invented the wheel, but what they dont tell you is man WAS the wheel
Velvet-Crow
True, it was the biggest ring she had ever seen, but where's the fucking diamond?!
Kamikaze Phoenix
I don't even know if that's a woman...but by the end of the night, I will...
Datum
Seconds before impact, Jerry decided to look back upon his short and miserable life.
metsfan
He was going fabulous until the wind picked up, now he is just encircled by wood
Ashkm
Well......the craptions at the top explain wht cracked calls them craptions and not captions...
bdadz
I guess everyone is trying to find a cheap way around in these economic hard times.
Adamgoodtime
The reccesion has seen massive budget cuts to the new Tron: Legacy films, special effects.
OSUmigl84
Proof that the Nuva Ring really works. What guy is gonna put his junk near that?
Bosephus5000
And I thought 8th grade math class was the worst possible time to have an erection.
noreport
Never ask an artistic person if they are straight...they'll answer in the weirdest ways.
Dbooner13
Not shown in picture: A massive gerbil and his friend laughing at this mans work out routine
zaprowsdower
Joan would later become the first person ever killed by a furious, gigantic hamster
harleya48
"With my new updated version of a Segway you don't need a battery or...shit brakes".
whalecancer
Hero. Visionary. Genius. These words were never used to describe Harry. Flamboyant on the other hand...
papajon0s1
"Sorry, but I was expecting TOLKIEN's 'Lord of the Rings'. I want my money back."
MattBlack
He doesn't just have ring around the collar, he's got ring around the whole suit!
guythreepwood
All I hope is that when that thing reaches a certain momentum, he gets transported to a different dimension.
troll_alx
In retrospect, she should have gotten a business degree rather than majoring in theatre.
RobertJSawyer
Unfortunately, Syfy just didn't have the budget to do justice to Larry Niven's RINGWORLD ...
RogersIB
With waterboarding off the table, the CIA still has some tricks up their sleeves.
phoulx
NHL commissioner Gary Bettman has a new way to make hockey more TV friendly. A miniature circus performer inside the puck yelling, "Hey! The puck's over here!"
ARejectSoShy
"..And this is my impersonation of my first hamster before I inserted it into my ass."
RogersIB
The circle is the basic entity, process, and system that produces and explains all entities, processes, and systems. Ephram sought to be one with the circle.
Jengajam2
Back in my day, we didn't have those fancy unicycles, and we got by just fine!
Bettan
Vera shot her dignity one last angry look, before it went out the door, never to be seen again.
Ineptly
You know what would be cool? If any of these craptions were actually remotely funny/good....but they're not. Its Monday I guess...
RogersIB
DaWayane elegantly disproved E=MC2 in his physical display that in fact E=MCW, (Energy = Man*Circle*Whiskey)
serephem222
I bet you didn't know that once you reach critical mass of flamboyancy you defy the laws of physics
izwingéd
"And for my next trick- Oh shit HIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
ATPkid
"So all I have to do is dress up in tights and a cape and I can turn anything with a wheel into my super car?"
GaseousClay
Tired of conventional birth control? It's impossible to get pregnant with the Nivea ring.
o??
I'm trying to think of something actually funny, but when I see this picture I just want to cut myself.
Dbooner13
I COULD tell you what he uses as an axle, buttt i think you can figure that one out by yourself.
zaprowsdower
America's automakers again remind you that every form of "green" transportation makes you look like a douche
Zangetsu
'What goes around comes around' I'm assuming this guy locked a hamster in one of those run-around things.
icallshotgun_
Japan decides to over do the US's boy in a hot air balloon, by sending a man to space.
Jamboreen
A Gayroscope will resist gravity and all forces that attempt to move it. It will also have sex with men.
imnew
I can only assume from her face that she's being wheeled back into her own fart again, and again...
Nevlach
With those pants no ones even going to notice the circle you are attempting to fly.
Kamikaze Phoenix
A second after her wheel flew off the track, she realized that she should have worn a helmet.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Never spin so fast that you go into orbit. Just don't. This woman didn't listen, and she is never coming back.
BillWilliams
I just took Viagra. Keeping this thing up for 4 hours will be a piece of cake.
RogersIB
This is the captain speaking, please remain in your seats, we may be experiencing a bit of turbulence.
MrLuku
The Last Survivor after the apocalyse never quite thought about what he would do next
alfredthemad
The safety features on this model aren't that great, but it corners awesomely.
jimdocusa
This is much more difficult than it looks since the focal point of the device's spin is Carl's raging boner.
Mikegreen87
Contrary to popular belief, there IS intelligent life out there. Shame we keep embarrassing ourselves like this, and they refuse to contact us.
xsamxdravenx
... then the hamster woke up from his beautiful, sweet sweet revenge dream of his life. If only it was covered in seeds...
bdadz
Heads, this is the coolest thing ever and were just not getting it. Tails, this is totally gay. Doesn't look too good for heads.
RogersIB
With an increase of student applications for a dwindling supply of college spots, the SAT was replaced by the COD, 'Circle of Death'.
RogersIB
Without John Cleese, the earlier 'Monty Boa's Roling Circus' never really had a chance.
Bluedevil8244
"Firey Wheel of Death" was replaced this year with the much safer "Spinning Wheel of Gay"
Chrizz0
The spectacle was about to commence. One more spin, and Pukestopholies would keep his worth on Broadway.
SamuraiZach0
He's thinking to his self, what will I do to get off with this giant erection
RogersIB
"Will the circle be unbroken, bi and bi lord, bi and bi". ~ OH DAMN! I am going to hell for that one. What a commitment to Craption.
RogersIB
Many have asked, "Just what is gyro theory". Few have answered this question so succinctly.
Jub_Jub
What's this dignity you speak of? All I have is a spine that bends into a circle.
MuZiK
"You will always remember this as the day that you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"
LikesTacos
American Gladiators did well to remove this round before the show was syndicated.
Indigo_Dingo
Look, I'm surew the fanbase are devoted, but I just don't think every superhero deserves a movie.
RogersIB
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt like elderberries. I fart in your general direction.
saruman
Overconsumption of self-help and dating advice books lead to his alienation from family and friends.
Jaspertrig
Another (failed) attempt by Andy to entertain students at California's School for the Blind.
HenkDeVries
Struck by severe budget cuts, NASA seeks new ways to train their astronauts for hi G-force missions.
RogersIB
My money is on 'Zaprowsdower' wih his Davinci Vitruvian Man. Yeah he is only at three votes, and I don't intend to say where he got a third of those votes. But his craption deserves your vote!
aioliolio
Ms. Spears was reportedly quite upset with her backup dancer for using her Novaring in such a manner.
deadpuppy
Driven by the teasing and humiliation he went through as a child, Jon was determined to be the first man to wear tights in space.
1.21jigawatt
You know of the Smart Car, well this is its prototype called the Dumb Car. Instead of measuring in Horse power, its in Jackass power.
sucksomething
Did you all not see my "Cirque Du' So-gay" craption? You know it's the winner... just vote now, it's cool
SouthernRebel
The bad economy has hit Ringling Brothers bad, so instead of a guy fighting a tiger, we give you a douche in a metal wheel. Enjoy!
CptKrunch
Some people chose the flying machines, others the knight robots. Carl Hovenstead chose to recreate DaVinici's very early scraped machine called the 'The WheelMaJigger'.
AkibaTechno
Cobra Commanders interrogation techniques became more and more absurd every week.
mc.notlovin
Warning: this is a distraction so street urchin will steal your Pokemon cards
donkeyleader1
It was either Heath Ledger or this guy to play the joker, and I am still not sure that they got it right.
HenkDeVries
Struck by sever budget cuts, NASA quickly sought new ways to prepare their astronauts for hi-G-force missions.
Kyro
After the rest of his troupe failed to join him on stage, George decided it was time to look for less trecherous friends.
AAAAAAAAAA42
Artists rendition of his inflamed whatever was going on to the left Guitar Hiro, exactly 1001 feet from Japan on the dark side of the moon.
Dbooner13
CavalierX stole my craption almost word for word and he is on top with votes, this contest is bullshit.....
MrPoliticianMan
I've seen this optical illusion before, he's actually not inside the ring at all.
bdadz
I don't know how you're going to fit this ring in a vagina, but I will guarantee you that it will prevent pregnancy.
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