Other Craptions

Wait till he turns around and shows Uranus

Early censorship bars were more whimsical.

Like you've never gotten drunk and mooned someone befo-- wait, this isn't right.

Charlie Chaplin: The first man inside the moon.

Although it wasn't fake, this proves that the moon landing was non-consensual.

Of all the old Dick Tracy villains, "Moon Cock" was the most bizarre.

That's Amore: the musical by Tim Burton

Sure the moon got bombed last week, but what we're forgetting is that we enabled it for centuries.

Is it me, or are the laziest most witless craptions starting to win these days?

"Prohibition: Exposed" - A History Channel Special

Humpty Dumpty got up on stage / Humpty Dumpty was underage / All the king's lawyers and all the king's men / Couldn't keep the king from being sent to the pen

WHO'S PROBING WHO NOW SPACEMAN!

Voldemort finally gave up

FOR MORE HOT MAN ON MOON ACTION GO TO WWW.MOONSHOT.COM

Why you never see the moon in the morning.

I'm am so disgusted now by the thought of moon pies.

The original ending to Citizen Kane was much more bizarre.

The worst kind of glory hole

I like to get my dick sucked by alcoholic werewolves, so what?

No matter how much thought I put into this craption, a pun is probably going to win.

Man, Rush Limbaugh has been in the entertainment industry for a really long time.

I can see both hands so how is he holding up that cardboard?

Carrot Top's grandfather was immediately sent to an asylum.

Surprisingly, the "Smiling Bob" commercials have gotten LESS bizarre over the years.

Step one, cut a hole in the moon...

Contributing to the delinquency of a lunar.

Oddly, he still got the job.

In the 1800's Public urination was hid extremely well.

Hello 911? Yeah It's stuck in the moon this time...

i think he's about to shoot for the moon...

google images page 409 result for "Keith Moon hammered"

mastrubstion is awkward for him

Geniuses linger at 2 votes.

Moon River...

France surrendered. Michael Bay. Yesterday's craption. My being late. Penis. Moon. Alcohol. Martians. There is no spoon, or point at that.

hey lady did you order this "happy pizza" ?

What is: "Why the gay 20's were so gay," Alex.

Gentleman, take notes: To expedite the seduction, insert booze while already positioned behind the prospect. Oh, and... make sure the prospect is not a monster from your childhood nightmares.

A 1920 add for MoonShine

this is actually one os his balls, creepy rigth ?

....I'm sorry...Who said this was the Moon?...If its round and has a face...its the Moon? Really?

Tricks of the past: no.81 - How to piss in public without arousing suspicion.

Getting to the moon was easier than getting in the moon, that took a few drinks..........

..author of the book -"How to have your way with stellar objects"

That's one small sip for man, one giant chug for mankind.

The man in the man in the moon.

"Alright, Sonny, you're nicked! Don't you know it's a criminal offence to feed alcoholic beverages to a moon with a comical face whilst wearing tuxedo?" "Ah, yes, but what you're forgetting is that it's past 11 on February 29th, so my punishment is

Purvis E. O'Flaherty was famous in that he could moon you from the front as well as the back.

J.W. Farnum may have invented the first bottle opener, but its lack of portability left him penniless.