Other Craptions

  1. This is nacho parade. It's ours.
    Insanity
    221 Crack-Ups
  2. The tomato lost all hope in humanity when noone came to help free her as the cheeses went to rape her.
    aaa182
    109 Crack-Ups
  3. You know how Meatloaf sings "I would do anything for love . . . but I won't do THAT" ? Well, this is what he means by THAT.
    Julius_Goat
    86 Crack-Ups
  4. "In my day the craption contest was a contest, not a race."
    OhWiseOne
    72 Crack-Ups
  5. Bukkake Pizza is dericious!!!
    70 Crack-Ups
  6. When these aliens invaded Japan, nobody took them seriously for some odd reason.
    OhWiseOne
    64 Crack-Ups
  7. "No YOU'RE fabulous!"
    Joslin
    51 Crack-Ups
  8. Wait up, guys, I need to take a cheese whiz.
    savinator
    49 Crack-Ups
  9. Sweet Cheesus! Who the hell is that?!
    imTKA
    49 Crack-Ups
  10. i dont give a fuck if this makes us look gay, i want to win that nintendo wii!
    balutmaster
    43 Crack-Ups
  11. Who probed you? Just give us a name.
    IDontLikeChange
    40 Crack-Ups
  12. Big Lipped Alligator Parade
    Anthony_H
    34 Crack-Ups
  13. You know it's a lame party when there are seven cheeses for every tomato.
    Julius_Goat
    33 Crack-Ups
  14. Being 15 minutes late on Cracked means nobody will ever see this craption.
    OhWiseOne
    30 Crack-Ups
  15. that is one hot tomato
    Boxy
    26 Crack-Ups
  16. Hey baby, you look pretty ripe to me! Wanna have a gouda time?
    Redway
    26 Crack-Ups
  17. FAGS
    billsindabowl05
    26 Crack-Ups
  18. Hey they have little erect cheese penises
    angst9ine
    25 Crack-Ups
  19. Mighty Morphin' Dairy Rangers!
    Insanity
    25 Crack-Ups
  20. in a last ditch resort the 'hamburglar' changed his identity to the 'cheeseburglar' in order to hide from the law
    07kt7471
    24 Crack-Ups
  21. "Cheddar? I barely even KNEW her!"
    Julius_Goat
    24 Crack-Ups
  22. The picture the Cracked editors were taking yesterday.
    Christophe
    23 Crack-Ups
  23. This is why the yellow ranger never wanted anybody to meet her family.
    E. Kelly
    21 Crack-Ups
  24. Pedophile week on Cracked is now in full swing.
    Sonicblam
    20 Crack-Ups
  25. Hey you! Why so serious?
    Medvedev
    19 Crack-Ups
  26. it ain't easy being cheesy
    PedroElNegro
    19 Crack-Ups
  27. I guess giving them all wedgies would be too redundant.
    E. Kelly
    18 Crack-Ups
  28. Nacho, Nacho man I've got to be, a Nacho man!!!
    Wackbeard
    17 Crack-Ups
  29. My apple brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's betta than yours.
    icallshotgun_
    16 Crack-Ups
  30. Hey girls, just watch out for the giant pepperoni that is walking behind you.
    Boxy
    15 Crack-Ups
  31. ...and then i found 5 dollars
    07kt7471
    15 Crack-Ups
  32. Once they met the Chuck E. Cheese float, things got ugly
    bifff
    14 Crack-Ups
  33. Watch out where they point cause that means you're next
    imnew
    14 Crack-Ups
  34. Lets be honest! This isn't anywhere close to being as stupid as a Star Trek Convention
    ktaylor2
    13 Crack-Ups
  35. "Which way to commit mass suicide? Thank you very much."
    E. Kelly
    12 Crack-Ups
  36. WTF call the rangers
    NotSoFrankie
    12 Crack-Ups
  37. this parade is so damn cheesy!!
    callmekool
    12 Crack-Ups
  38. America has the Smurfs. Japan has fucking THIS!
    spectre_vampire
    12 Crack-Ups
  39. Hi, we're here for your soul.
    swac2121
    11 Crack-Ups
  40. Who's the cute little tomato?
    87gn
    11 Crack-Ups
  41. Running of the Pizza Ingredients.
    smoochy
    11 Crack-Ups
  42. "Say Cheese! You're now in a Japanese porno"
    thisisme_ari
    10 Crack-Ups
  43. The rights of gays to march in public is a real wedge issue in Japan. Get it? WEDGE issue? I'm ashamed.
    Julius_Goat
    10 Crack-Ups
  44. Anyway you look at this its just going to be a cheesy Craption
    CptCrunk
    10 Crack-Ups
  45. Close Encounters of the Curd Kind
    spectre_vampire
    9 Crack-Ups
  46. This isn't nearly as creepy as their commercials.
    nogitzune
    9 Crack-Ups
  47. Remind me again which incarnation of Buddha this is...?
    E. Kelly
    9 Crack-Ups
  48. Insert cheesy joke here!
    Redway
    9 Crack-Ups
  49. Why do the lactose tolerant always have to lord it over everybody?
    E. Kelly
    9 Crack-Ups