Craptions

Oct 17th, 2009

Insanity

This is nacho parade. It's ours.

aaa182

The tomato lost all hope in humanity when noone came to help free her as the cheeses went to rape her.

Julius_Goat

You know how Meatloaf sings "I would do anything for love . . . but I won't do THAT" ? Well, this is what he means by THAT.

OhWiseOne

"In my day the craption contest was a contest, not a race."

nimo

Bukkake Pizza is dericious!!!

OhWiseOne

When these aliens invaded Japan, nobody took them seriously for some odd reason.

Joslin

"No YOU'RE fabulous!"

imTKA

Sweet Cheesus! Who the hell is that?!

savinator

Wait up, guys, I need to take a cheese whiz.

balutmaster

i dont give a fuck if this makes us look gay, i want to win that nintendo wii!

IDontLikeChange

Who probed you? Just give us a name.

Anthony_H

Big Lipped Alligator Parade

Julius_Goat

You know it's a lame party when there are seven cheeses for every tomato.

OhWiseOne

Being 15 minutes late on Cracked means nobody will ever see this craption.

billsindabowl05

FAGS

Redway

Hey baby, you look pretty ripe to me! Wanna have a gouda time?

Boxy

that is one hot tomato

angst9ine

Hey they have little erect cheese penises

Insanity

Mighty Morphin' Dairy Rangers!

Julius_Goat

"Cheddar? I barely even KNEW her!"

07kt7471

in a last ditch resort the 'hamburglar' changed his identity to the 'cheeseburglar' in order to hide from the law

Christophe

The picture the Cracked editors were taking yesterday.

geniuswaitress

This is why the yellow ranger never wanted anybody to meet her family.

Sonicblam

Pedophile week on Cracked is now in full swing.

Medvedev

Hey you! Why so serious?

PedroElNegro

it ain't easy being cheesy

geniuswaitress

I guess giving them all wedgies would be too redundant.

Wackbeard

Nacho, Nacho man I've got to be, a Nacho man!!!

icallshotgun_

My apple brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's betta than yours.

07kt7471

...and then i found 5 dollars

Boxy

Hey girls, just watch out for the giant pepperoni that is walking behind you.

bifff

Once they met the Chuck E. Cheese float, things got ugly

imnew

Watch out where they point cause that means you're next

ktaylor2

Lets be honest! This isn't anywhere close to being as stupid as a Star Trek Convention

callmekool

this parade is so damn cheesy!!

NotSoFrankie

WTF call the rangers

geniuswaitress

"Which way to commit mass suicide? Thank you very much."

spectre_vampire

America has the Smurfs. Japan has fucking THIS!

87gn

Who's the cute little tomato?

smoochy

Running of the Pizza Ingredients.

swac2121

Hi, we're here for your soul.

Julius_Goat

The rights of gays to march in public is a real wedge issue in Japan. Get it? WEDGE issue? I'm ashamed.

thisisme_ari

"Say Cheese! You're now in a Japanese porno"

CptCrunk

Anyway you look at this its just going to be a cheesy Craption

geniuswaitress

Why do the lactose tolerant always have to lord it over everybody?

Redway

Insert cheesy joke here!

nimo

Japan is being invaded by the Swiss.

geniuswaitress

Remind me again which incarnation of Buddha this is...?

nogitzune

This isn't nearly as creepy as their commercials.

dpollok

Mighty Frozen Pizza Rangers

spectre_vampire

Close Encounters of the Curd Kind

MattBlack

That guy at the front? He's the Big Cheese of the group....

thisisme_ari

"I'm gonna get all up in her Cheese!"

Kamikaze Phoenix

This parade doesn't taste right to me.

geniuswaitress

Whatever you do, don't ask where the pepperoni is.

dpollok

The shitake is about to hit the fan.

iantendo

So I'm prepared to accept the cheese men, and the tomato woman... but why the hell is there a Rabbi in the back?

Flyweel

I may or may not have just gotten the idea to google tomato porn, not admitting anything here.

Glenjih

Pictured: Descendants of the unlucky folks who were making pizza when he bomb dropped on Hiroshima

Chrizz0

Those guys seem really CHEESY, but you can tell she likes TO MATE, oh!

siangolee

Wallace and Gromit would be proud.

porpoise-song

This is so cheesy!

Julius_Goat

The parade was really cheesy, but the chick in the middle was quite a tomato.

americandesi

Cracked.Com is running outta Craptions....

Error

"9 cheddars and a berry"? Now I know television is running out of ideas.

geniuswaitress

A gang of toppings look for some willing bottoms.

nimo

Buy John dies at the End by David Wong. It's just as cheesy and mentally disturbed as this picture.

Ahdir

How can something be yummy and creepy at the same time?

geniuswaitress

So, when they call us crackers...is that actually an insult?

forshi

I never knew the gay pride parade was so... gay.

washboardalex

"What the guys were staring at in yesterday's craption" OH! AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!! We get it, you have comprehension of the passage of time. Now die.

Hieshyn

Goddammit Jenny, you got the wrong costume, now we look ridiculous!

bifff

the Pizza Hut pride march

bdadz

Power Rangers has gotten kind of lame since I was a kid.

NotSoFrankie

oh shit i though it was a tomatoes parade... fucking cheeses

ktaylor2

And, finally. Presenting the Villians for the upcoming season of Power Rangers Deli!

geniuswaitress

Man, I'll bet they're constipated.

geniuswaitress

"Splinter, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

RogersIB

Dont they have a 'shred' of decency?

BurningEther

The villains went downhill after Heath Ledger died.

RogersIB

The Cheese Ninjas suspected that someone amongst them was a plant.

Zarz

10$ says the red shirt dies.

iantendo

just another daily commute in Japan

iantendo

those cheese belt buckles will be on sale at Hot Topic within a week.

Joey_09876

Unbeknownst to the Japan-cheese people, Zorro was sneaking up behind them, to strike a blow for justice. And get free topping for his nachos.

phoulx

Says new NFL commissioner Gary Bettman, "Moving the Packers to Japan is even better than my hockey in Arizona scheme. We gave them cheese heads and they gave us cheese cod pieces."

NastyButler

Vote for this craption.

Man_of_Paper

If Michael Bay directed this, we'd end up with fondue.

87gn

How would you like to be "Queen for a Day?"

Mikelibrarian

Milwaukee, Wisconsin's Japanese Heritage Parade.

porpoise-song

Take that American Cheese!

IDontLikeChange

We attack the rice crispy jerks at dawn!

Ryktree

Guess which one is lactose intolerant.

IDontLikeChange

We have cheese, we have a tomato - Let's make a sandwich!

geniuswaitress

One blast of the blowtorch, and they melt to a gooey perfection.

OhWiseOne

The Japanese version of Snow white and the 1o dwarfs... they always fuck everything up

geniuswaitress

"Holy mother of God --look out for the rats!"

dpollok

We ruv Brett Favre!!

dpollok

This just in from our Tokyo affiliate: Several cheesy terrorists have just kidnapped a tomatoey American journalist and are parading her through the streets. More on this story as it happens...

geniuswaitress

"What are YOU lookin'at, meathead?"

dpollok

Who ya gonna call?

Kamikaze Phoenix

I'm so wasted right now that I would probably sit and watch this whole parade.

dante787

It is delicious nacho, you must eat it!

spectre_vampire

The addition of new characters merely served to drive Veggietales further into the ground.

RockstarGenius

You'll notice that these paraders are exactly 1001 feet away from ANY school at all times.

dinofrost

You want fries with that ?

MadScientistJC

By the 50th season, Power Rangers ran out of ideas for even remotely good villains.

iantendo

2019 - Neo Tokyo is about to get C.H.E.E.S.Y!

WillL

Tourists will do anything to get themselves in pictures... like spoil a perfectly good family photo by standing in the background.

MooseNinja

We want the cherry... but all our pickup lines are cheesy

bdadz

And that's how they make salsa in Japan.

geniuswaitress

The Japanese-Swiss fight back against persecution.

pbraud

Insert arbitrary "ROFL JAPAN" joke here.

dandaman

...Is this what Octomom's uterus feels like?

Error

"Living on the wedge."

andysjunkyard

And now for the world famous To-maiden and her Cheesetards!

Redway

A silly look at Food-al Japan.

hammahamma

Yes, but how will THIS keep you alive in the Zombie apocalypse?

ad6889

I wonder if they do kids' parties

Kamikaze Phoenix

You say tomato, we kill you and the parade keeps going.

spectre_vampire

Whoa, Japan has a hentai for EVERYTHING!

smoochy

We wanted a sweet Tomato surrounded by Macho Guys. NOT Nacho guys!!

quadrad

When they said the Cheese Heads would be in the parade this is not what I imagined.

thedamned

When i said, "Its the Dean, Cheese it!!!" i didnt mean literally. And Megan, what the fuck are you doing with a tomato on your head?

thedamned

And all this time i thought the cheese stood alone. Guess it was the tomato all along...

thedamned

Dumbo eats some bad gouda.

dahnielhahoo

We are going to RAPE this tomato.

JamCol

Another racist display by the Ku Klux Kraft

paulg

ok,the next person with a camera to say "Say Cheese!" again,i will kick your ass!

AGhouston

You just always have to be the odd one out, don't you Charlotte?

Anthony_H

I, for one, welcome our new Japanese Overlords

GGChrist

Attack of the Horribly thought out Comic Villains!

Redway

Gay Green Bay Packers fans.

metalzombie

were are the documents here they are im cuming

Anthony_H

All your streets are belong to us

87gn

Green Bay Packers cheerleaders. Japanese troupe.

Redway

I wouldn't want to be the dough for that pizza!

MattBlack

I side the Gay Pride Parade is full of FAIRIES, not DAIRIES!

Insanity

Only in Japan

Insanity

The Japanese thought it was time to show their appreciation for Wisconsin.

thisisme_ari

Cheese and tomato never lasts

bdadz

Those guys are all about to fondue that tomato at the same time.

Error

"So tell me about today's specials."

kaine48

all Asian cheeses look alike to me, but damn their tomatoes look tasty

geniuswaitress

Where's a grater when I really need one?

Itzinmynature

In Asian countries, there is nothing wrong with this craption...

ugmhemhe

oh great... another japanese fetish porn...

savinator

Average Japanese citizens wander the streets, looking for bizarre shit.

TrogdorRules

Pictured: Tomato about to be gang raped by cheese.

mets0020

The Japanese Green Bay Packer fans.

nogitzune

Out of the fridge and into the streets!

Monkeynuts

'There's only one tomato at this party? Boy, what a cheese-fest.'

Kamikaze Phoenix

Penis flavored cheese? NO THANK YOU.

RogersIB

The sequel to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes".

fambaa

Normally in Japan, it is considered very rude to cut the cheese in public...until now.

kobe_fan101

tomatos are whores in cheese land

Boxy

Then the drugs wore off.

RogersIB

Give a man a block of cheese he eats for a day, but give a man a cheese head and he will party for days.

legalizeit

i hate the packers..

ChriszeHitman

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!? .. Oh it's just a tree..

bdadz

How are they ever going to free that tomato from those asian cheese men? Guess it's time to call in Bill Clinton again.

Bloodvizor

The beginning of the tomato genocide campaign was borderline erotic

CamarilloBrillo

I think if they were going for subtle, the capes were a step too far....

jwhawk1971

Look at the moron in the crowd. Can you believe she wore that?

brayhite

The Green Bay Packers have taken Cheesehead to a whole new level.. Favre must be the rotten tomato.

savinator

Ringwraiths are much less frightening without their black cloaks.

Ringzo

They try putting their moves on the tomato, but she just thinks they're being cheesy.

matmat

It is actually a beginning of Japanese gangbang porn

scar28fo

The New KKK

Indigo_Dingo

And yet, this contest will probably be won by yet another cheesy pun

Bernard

Japan; main export=insanity

Boxy

They squirt cheese whiz and kechup.

RogersIB

Genetically engineered cheese is herded to the slaughter house.

Ryktree

Oh, now this is embarrassing! We all wore the same outfit!

jofride

There's a Green Bay in Japan too

joaquinstick

I da man? No! Gouda man!

paranoid_robot

Kraft's new Japanese mascots.

washboardalex

Say what you will, but we cultured more bacteria than that pussy Superman ever did.

washboardalex

Remember guys, keep your eyes peeled for the competing Giant Mouse parade.

lighter

No one stirs up the crowd like good ol' Zorka!!

87gn

Cheese & Tomatoes. Sadly, that which does not kill you makes you stronger.

IdiotBasher

Go Go Cheddar Rangers!

Itzinmynature

Is that supposed to be a black olive walking behind them? Or is that just an asshole in the way?

TrogdorRules

Domo arigato, Mr. Asiago.

OhWiseOne

An alien on her period feels very uncomfortable for a good reason.

PeptoOverdose

If you dont point at the camera like your the fonz you are going to look just retarded

Isanta

Great I waited all day for this cheesy picture.

nimo

This is a job for the Mighty Morphin Cheese Graters.

Kaivosukeltaja

When you've seen one Beastie Boys video, you've seen them all.

imnew

"It's easy, you just get some tomato and cover it in cheese"

RogersIB

"Quangzou foo muck zunumo!", English Subtitle - "Run, it is the giant Shredzilla back from the deep"!

ad6889

The Japanese West Side Story.

Boxy

In the end they wer done in by a gian cheese grater. The tomato was thrown at Nickelback..

Aether

Power Rangers: Nacho Force

TromeoQue

Even the Japanese love the Packers.

Aether

Japanese people all look the same!

ChriszeHitman

Cheesy Vagina ..

kaine48

Still not as stupid as the gangs in West Side Story

tyberious

7 layer dip

fluffybunny937

red. really? come on!

spectre_vampire

I WON'T have what she's having.

Jguy

"common bill we agreed on yellow, now we just look stupid"

RogersIB

It's not cheesy if you really believe in it. Support individuality.

sunshineman

Holy shit! Apparently, Japan got jealous and built their own Wisconsin.

Papillon

Nippon Cheese Pride Parade.

Papillon

Miss Smegma and the cheese-sticks.

smoochy

In Japan they ate all the animals, so now they name sports teams for groceries.

hobodollars

Green Bay game on acid.

REDHED333

All your cheese are belong to us

Boxy

When foodies go too far.

ChefSNP

I have bulimia, and I definitely had a nightmare last night where those same guys where chasing me.

Breakinthebend

Turns out aliens are actually made of cheese.

AllyourBase

Whoever said the Power Rangers were cheesy is now having a seizure.

Mr.FirstNighter

When cheese heads go bad

lc_ii

This craption picture makes me hungry for PIZZA

JackSparkness

This registers about a 9.0 on my Weird Shit-O-Meter

AAAAAAAAAA42

This craption is an unfunny meme where people simply type the names of several reoccurring things in craptions. It is quite annoying, as it appears in every craption. Always. IT includes things such as typing "yesterdays craption" and "Michael Bay" a

allenm

A typical day in Wisconsin

MSphinx

Seconds later, Godzilla squashed them into a delicious pizza.

sexcells970

green bay packer fans: America's watered down answer to soccer hooligans

namowal

On a hot day, they smell like cheese too.

vegasduane

When Packers fans go bad

Kamikaze Phoenix

Trivial Pursuit day in downtown Tokyo. This tomato answered a lot of History questions correctly.

Kamikaze Phoenix

"Cheesefighter Starforce" is the most popular live action show in Japan these days. Yes, they have their own breakfast cereal, and yes, it is cheese flavored.

fapfap100

The tomatoe looks so sad. Maybe she's lactose intolerant.

Dbooner13

I have to be the one to say it? ok fine, "this parade is cheesy"......

hammahamma

FIrst word that pos in mind: NIGHTMARES!

hammahamma

Where's the rest of the parade? Oh they'll Ketchup.

Rezen

The moon people are none to happy about the bombings.

Badteddybear

Remember how the cheese was supposed to stand alone? This is why.

SamuraiZach0

GO GO CHEESEY RANGERS!!

washboardalex

Cheesy puns comprimise our dignity.

fourthfrench

"Fuck - I thought it was Tomato Tuesday"

howardfanatic

The Tea Party movement is getting even weirder.

twjli2000

...and on this fated day, nacho cheese forever made salsa its bitch.

pwscott

All you Packer belong to us.

Csonny

Is there any point in submitting a craption this late in the game?

ixnayer

Green Bay has sure gone downhill since Brett Farve left

Newuser01

The whey pride parade.

Jaded-E

Dammit Japan! Just...dammit!

skaffer

"Nice to meet you" "nice tomato too"(japanese accent)

Stonian

Cheese it, it's the cops!

Man_of_Paper

If you carefully do the math, you can see that this picture is retarded.

Man_of_Paper

Tomato, tomahto. Gang Rape-o, gang rahp-o.

JamezBond

HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF SHIT WHAT THE FU...oh wait its japanese...

Thoric

"Say cheese!" "Fuck you, Ted."

estoppel

And that, kids, is where Japanese babies come from

stubbed_out

And the cheese outnumbers the tomato 10:1! Only at Pizza Hut.

lynnae

guess they're not fuckin around when they say "you are what you eat".

duff6pack

Give us your crackers or the tomato gets it!

Detective8

The gay parades become more bizarre year by year...

Matt01123

This is what Green Bay Packers fans look like in Japan.

CaptainDildo

test

aspiringcom

And everyone always said alien invaders were scary...

Error

The playground in the last picture

callmekool

EVERYONE SAY CHEESE!

Mikelibrarian

Jiminy Crickets! Look at the gams on that tomato!

Ryktree

Japan was really upset when Bret Favre left the Packers.

Error

The next season of Power Rangers

kaine48

your tomato has been kidnapped by cheese

dandaman

You don't want to see what they churn to make the cheese.

Truthiness

10 minutes later, Japan surrendered.

fede80

Captain Tomaday: the Movie

smoochy

Hey Tomato. In Japan Cheese Eats You!

Ryktree

Notice that NOONE is watching this parade?

MattBlack

Cheese on down the road.

bdadz

I'm foreseeing the cheesiest bukaki the world has ever seen.

bifff

If America had lost World War II...

Error

The cheddar pride parade.

Error

As these are the smart people in Japan...

Ryktree

"Hanker for a Hunk o'Cheese": Live

Redway

How are the Japanese skinny with all that cheese in their diet?

IDontLikeChange

I feel that I am disproportionately attracted to the one in red

Hamper

"Dammit, they told me this was the hydroponic tomato rally"

dandaman

Wisconsin: Come and smell our dairy air.

87gn

French national synchronized surrender team takes to the streets of Hong Kong.

kaine48

you are what you eat

ugmhemhe

The Red Ranger is the leader of the team right? right guys?

Ahdir

Coolea and the Gang.

Busdriver

"Who is that crazy lady in the tomato costume?!"

Boxy

Josoe and the tomato cats?

Ahdir

That's not what I meant by "pizza party"!

hammahamma

I will never understand the Japanese mind..

ugmhemhe

oh great another japanese fetish porn...

Boxy

Watch out for rats.

ZenMaster1975

Enjoy asian pizza, now with 54% MORE lead! Mmmmmm cheesy lead...

West2East2West

Something has survived!

Boxy

The miss cheese USA pagent was shocked and stunned by a last minuete entry

Hamper

It's not every day you have tomato catch up with cheddar cheese, but it's Japan, what are you gonna do?

PeptoOverdose

Cpt cheese and the princess tomato.

Boxy

What is the wrod forr a girls verison of head cheese, vaginal cheese?

bondfan42

Japan's first and Last Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

DEATHW!SH

They have just stopped trying with halloween costumes this year.

RogersIB

Japanese Gay Pride Parade.

jakflak

After years of marriage Mario started suspecting his wife was having an affair with a pizza.

RogersIB

Trying to think of something "cheesy" to say.

PeptoOverdose

Hey check it out another cheesy camelote photo

savinator

PowerPoint pie charts achieve sentience

jakflak

Who has two thumbs and is made of cheese? This guy!

Kamikaze Phoenix

All big cities are dangerous, but being gang-raped in Tokyo can be particularly unsettling. Usually the tomato goes first, then lets his cheese all have a turn.

RogersIB

This would later be the inspiration for every Tim Burton film.

07kt7471

"enough is enough! I have had it with this mother fuckin' cheese on this mother fuckin' street"

Kamikaze Phoenix

The Japanese Government takes no responsibility for this. They are currently at a Manga Summit, and have no comment.

Chrysoprase

Changing the Cheese gang to the Axe gang was one of the more significant changes from the first draft of Kung Fu Hustle.

RogersIB

Have Packer's fans sunk so low?

RogersIB

Synchronized Cheeseheads Rule!

Kamikaze Phoenix

Japan never even HAD the Noid! Instead, there was some kind of food army who would sing and try to steal back the pizzas from the deliverymen.

RogersIB

The making of "Shredzilla"

Kamikaze Phoenix

If they point at you, it means you are cheesy as hell.

ad6889

I wonder if they if they do kids' parties

Chrysoprase

So THAT'S how they make cheeze whiz!

VivianLaRouse

Go Go Awkward Rangers!

rivrav

look out they've got guns! and the tomato has a bee ready to sting

Boxy

Childern of the corn, I mean cheese.

ragingfluff

Gary was so busy enjoying the crowd's attention that he failed to notice the cheese costume had given him a wicked camel-toe

MCRrox

cheesus loves you

Aether

MAGIC WAND, MAKE MY MONSTER GROW MOLD!

Kamikaze Phoenix

Kicked out of Marioland, they were forced to walk the streets looking for a new gig.

Kamikaze Phoenix

The guy with the sash won. He gets to have sex with a smiley-faced squid tonight. You think he'd be happier.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Five minutes later, Ultraman surrendered.

patrickoriley

Pa-pa-pa-peetz pa-pa-pa-pa-pizzaface

captcranberry

Sure, they look friendly enough, but those cheese belts shoot lasers.

CamarilloBrillo

The cheesey-cockblock squad were out in force

BurningEther

The Velveeta Asians took their first Spicy Communist hostage!

Kamikaze Phoenix

I know I've had some saki, but did that guy just say "Happy to very much you Tokyo day persons!"???

horaholic

Japan prepares for fon-dooms day

ChriszeHitman

Oh noes.. It's the revenge of the ugly people..

bdadz

Note to self: Do not take acid before visiting Japan. The locals will provide you with a hallucinogenic trip.

liberalScum

Nibble the little cheese, nibble the little cheese

spectre_vampire

Who's the REAL "Big Cheese"?

CamarilloBrillo

dairy-fairy parade 2009

BillWilliams

In an ironic twist of fate, cheese plays catsup to tomato.

spectre_vampire

"That pizza was simply orgasmic. Waddya mean 'Shh! Don't give away our secret'?"

Jaguaress

Tomato girl rethinks her choice of cheese-head bodyguards when they start doing syncronized dance moves.

Jaguaress

Tomato girl rethinks her choice of cheese-head bodyguards when they start doing synchronized dance moves.

tyberious

These are the next Olympic mascots? and your telling me we still lost the bid to this.

savinator

Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon has many satisfied customers.

roflzwaflz

The parade's ideas were great, until they decided to throw in a cowboy and a guy on a bicycle in the next march.

Boxy

Wer'e here ,wer'e cheese and we aer inyour face.

spoiltbread

This is why you clean away the smegma!

spoiltbread

this is what happens when u don't clean away the smegma!

Boxy

Hey tomato you'd better catsup.

Boxy

This kinda shit really cheeses me offl

Celes.meh

You know no one should be surprised by this image...

Celes.meh

Cooking Mama: Live action

Celes.meh

In Soviet Russia, sauce dips you!

Proofreador

One of these things is not like the others!

GreenDevil

"Ah cheese, they're falling behind again. Tell them to Ketchup"

Indigo_Dingo

The aliens wised up, and figured that to make their invasion go unnoticed, it had to be in Japan.

GreenDayGirl

The new superhero's didnt do as well in america as in japan

Indigo_Dingo

The stage version of Pizza Huts cheese stuffed pizza ad lost a lot in the transition.

free2speak

Cheese: "You over there! Come join our cheesy team" Watermelon: "I am in the wrong parade, i'll just pretend to be a cheese"

Batman?

I lost all hope in humanity when I saw the winning caption was a fucking pun.

fefan37

The one in the front is the Big Cheese, I think.

Indigo_Dingo

And yet, they're still probably not the weirdest people on that street

SodaCan

These are the worst Ocelot costumes I've ever seen... but at least they got the hand gesture down.

hawkeye85

I don't think this is what she meant when Tomato Girl asked for cheesy supervillains...

awesome-oer

Mc.Cheese is finally president !

kodi

Homecoming parade in Gleen Bayerou

kodi

...Wait 'till you see the float

hobodollars

This is nacho craption.

Aweb

So this is how our marines sneak into China?

gravityplanx

In Tokyo's Red Light District, all fetishes are celebrated.

SarcasmQueen

"I think there is a spy among us" said one of the cheese men

jasper_miner

this is when the show, "tomato chick and the cheeseheads" started to go downhill

roddy1980

Even supreme alien beings cheer for the Packers.

Signe

With the new scientific discoveries, vegetarians are left with fewer food options.

Wrellis

Japan, summarized in one picture.

rye_bread

I feel bad for the tomato. He probably thought they were chips :(

allenm

I've heard of cheese heads but this is ridiculous.

Luigifan

WHERE ARE YOUR POWERPUFF GIRLS NOW?!?!?!?

Dranj

It's kinda like the smurfs, just there's no cartoon porn of it...yet.

quagmyre

Big Smile and say Chee...never mind

MSphinx

Seconds later, Godzilla crushed them into a delicious pizza.

ehaze1224

They're actually setting the stage for the giant dancing square watermelon.

Lennyjaycor

Apparently a tomato is the female version of cheese.

Lennyjaycor

"I raa'aan, I ran so far awaaay." This is what they ran from.

harleh

Gays really do know how to appeal to Packers fans

Lennyjaycor

It's our pleasure to present Miss Japan 2010!

nprmonteleone

We're here, we're schmear, get used to it!

BlackWaltz

Great now we're outsourcing Cheez-it's to Japan.

Aaron5858

The pictures for craptions have gotten so cheesy.

Equally_Right

That's so cheesy

zettaiyukai

Riku Roudu.

mysterious_dr_x

Too much cheese, not enough veggies. No wonder they're constipated...

Creative9

We are gonna fill your tomato with hot tasty cheese.

Ffejtball

Cheese cancer consumes Tokyo's only tomato.

Dupuis18

we come in swiss

kablow

My new Japanese fetish.

HMS_Ford

The way I imagine what its like in Wisconsin.

Destructicus

Cheesetroopers.

PhallenAinjewl

You think Packers fans in the States are crazy!!?...we got nothing on these cheese-heads!!

HMS_Ford

Screw this day's Craptions; I'm going home.

talzag7

The Japanese Justice League is wierd...

keeshiinoyami

Further proof that the Japanese will never be able to make Mexican foods.

Zangetsu

The japanese version of yesterday's stalker heroes with restraint orders.

BuenoZabba

Humans first contact with intelligent extraterrestrial life was a bit...shit

6h0zt

Japan's live action Veggie Tales parade was less than promising.

Maddog17

Japanese version of cheeseheads

juliangray

"She's not pregnant! She's not pregnant!"

kdavies

Cheesey power rangers

rye_bread

Only one tomato isngouh for all of that cheese. If you know what i mean...

rye_bread

* Only one tomato isn't enough for all of that cheese. If you know what i mean...

brainsaretasty

Plans to sell the Packers to Japan went horribly awry.

paranoid_robot

These are Japanese Packers fans.

paranoid_robot

Mighty Cheese Power Rangers!

paranoid_robot

This pic is so cheesy.

MacFrantic

The REAL Brett Favre retirement ceremony was weirder than you think

captain-canada

unvailing the new triangle headed lego

thickredwater

The Power Rangers started out...weird...

Naught

Sexism in Japan is slightly more subtle.

keeghan

yeah, youre a dirty, dirty tomato arent you?

RevDrX

The victorious invaders of Queen Tomata's Army of Cheese.

MattSwan

This parade is one semi truck away from being some delicious salsa.

Sherzoo

There were no survivors.

SamuraiZach0

What would you like, gouda? boccocini? mozzarella? parmesan...

whoo42

A spot of blood in a pool of piss.

wuZheng

We're dangerously cheesy.

suitesned

Thanks cracked. Next time I order a pizza, I'm going to think of this.

iamgine

You all know the one in red is a guy, right?

mwilli

That's just too cheesy

ftp67

Reinactment of the Japanese classic; "The Odd Beat". Much like "The Ugly Duckling" only far more terrifying.

keyoshim

With my cheese minions, the power rangers will have horrible breath forever!

washboardalex

Colour by "fear for virginity"!

Sherzoo

Run.. dear god run!

CaptainTrips

And if you look to your right, just past the cheese and tomato parade, you will see Japan's number one "suicide" highrise.

washboardalex

Somebody's gotta get these guys back to the "Shapes" ad.

Destructicus

Food Wars Episode II: Attack of the Cheese

Leftsidemoon

The death march begins. Not with screams of agony but with "Eeeaaaayyyyy"

kairei87

what wolverine feels like after a fight with quickstart

SouthernRebel

I told you tomatos are for pussys.

SouthernRebel

Cheese belt added to costume to try and hide the lack of crotch bulge.

FoolyCoolyKid

Needless to say, cherry girl had wandered into the wrong parade... and this certainly was not the nutrition aisle

washboardalex

Japanese Gang Colours

jdreyfuss

How they celebrate the Packers in Green Bay, Japan

Leftsidemoon

A day in the life of the Japanese.

soraroks

This scene is just cheesy.

Ikenowski

Is it time for Aunt Flow's Gold Shower Festival already?!

kcs316

Seriously, there's nothing America can ever do to make us this weird.

paulg

here's the cheese to go with your whine.

naruto1132

stinky cheese patrol to protect red hot chili queen

GreenGlad

That tomato needs to ketchup.

312WERUNTHIS

No, I promise this will get us chicks. But let's bring one anyway so they get jealous. It's fool-proof.

BLUNTJUNKY

KOOL!!!! this the one where the red chick gets gang raped by the the yellow dudes I dont think I have it in my porn collection

BLUNTJUNKY

POKEMON goes porn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fawkes13

Seriously? isn't this just like a normal Saturday afternoon in Japan?

Trip_2600

Green Bay Packers fans kidnap and demean Brett Favre for a sacrifice to Arron Rodgers.

Sirsolo

It's clear who's having a bad time... of the month.

psuengr72

Packer's fans are really lost without Brett Favre.

dangerofdeath66

anyone seen a 22ft pizza base? should be with a 100 gallon cup of beer...

CopperbeltJack

Because we all want to be cheese when we grow up, and not a pussy tomato.

pieeater250

alright let's go find some crust and make a pizza!

swiss

I always fantasized 7 cheese raping a tomatoe.

PlayPlaya2

When the head of your penis looks like cheese, you need to go see a doctor.

howardfanatic

When did Tim Burton make another stop motion animation movie?

Papillon

A fun do in Japan.

Papillon

Who remembers Nik Naks.

swabek

wanna get high?

Papillon

Cheese Wedge Procession . Oh Boy, Mom remembered Melrose.

Arcdic

They popped pacman and left his cherry

inventor36

What did you think the guys in the superhero costumes were staring at?

TheCull

If only Tom Hanks was there.

iamworden

cheezy poofs

HMS_Ford

This scene needs a shitload of cowbells.

tvlandman

Power Rangers and the Green Bay Packers seem like an unlikely combination, but someone somewhere said, "What the hell."

nukulr

Looks like it's time for a gang rape pizza.

Ambitions

The picture the Cracked editors were taking yesterday.

87gn

In Soviet Russia...Crap like this hardly EVER happens.

MetalGear7

"Mmmmm, you're a shy little tomato aren't you?" then she was gang raped by the dairy rangers.

Chemical

Whoops... So this is the Syphillys awareness parade...

lukeM

chinese gangs

NotoriousLynx

The power rangers are pretty cheesy.

shaun_v

CHEESE WEEK!!!

GoAtLoVe

japan's take on pizza.

mister.write

Alright, who cut the cheese?

mister.write

This is the anime version of Spongebob and Patrick. You don't want to see what Squidward looks like.

Stonian

"He's pointing at YOU"

ladypinktoe17

McDonalds new 'happy' meals (;

kdavies

The Mighty Orphan Cheese Chowder Rangers

kdavies

Mighty Morphin Cheese Chowder rangers

sysfan08

Anon in Japan.

docmccl

from-under cheese awareness parade

El_rey

Christmas in Japan

sugarytoaster

It turns out there are even bigger Green Bay Packer fans across the sea

Man_of_Paper

The cheese parade just bleu my mind!

BLUNTJUNKY

the japan comment is not funny the author is just 1 who wants to win by getting his friends and 100 bullshit accounts to vote!!!! vote against him!!!!!! pleze

BLUNTJUNKY

Craption no funny requied!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HaruTakashu

Japan sure is "cheesy"

Enth

Wow, the Cheeseheads are going all out this year.

siangolee

The ratio of Easy Cheese to ketchup consumed by the average American, DAILY...

MrBunny

The historic "Little Kyoto" of downtown Green Bay during the height of football season.

feralhouseplant

The war against obesity gets militant.

Danteswrath08

How do they get so much cheese in a single cheese-it?SUPER HAPPY SPECIAL CHEESE (and for some reason tomato) FUN TIME! n.n

Danteswrath08

This image is rare and mindblowing. This has something we have never encountered before. Prepare yourself for an OCCASIONAL TREE ON THE SIDEWALK!

KaspiantheGreat

Its not easy being cheesy!!!

KaspiantheGreat

Holy shit! the japanese have created their own Food heroes, Quick call the Hamburglar and the Cheetos cheetah!!

KaspiantheGreat

Unfortunately for these guys, the giant mutant Mice were also scheduled to terrorize Tokyo on this day.

KaspiantheGreat

"Interfoodal Gangbang"

Ch1ck3n

Gangs of Japan.

Jerkmeister

Pedophile parade.

dredrebinx

Japan took being a "cheese head" to a totally different level....

jackalthewinkie

see there gonna jump the red one hell,i woudnt screw with them

jackalthewinkie

hahahh this picture is very cheesey

HereticsCreed

Cylons from Battlestar Galactica participating in a Gay Pride Parade

VexMindedFreak

Day one, Being an apple... I feel like an outcast...

Jaredude

You don't have to be Japanese to know this is Japan.

T-Weezy

One of these things is not the same...

Necrolove

The acid began to take hold. Godzilla's poo wanted me to join the movement.

T-Weezy

One of Franz Kafka's less popular short stories: A cheese wakes up one morning to find that she's become a tomato. Decides to go to work anyway.

Pieter

Discovering that they all wore the same outfit to a party, they head home to change. Along the way, they also discover that they share a habit of marching down the street for no apparent reason.

tanklord

Wheres the rest of the pizza ingredients.

tanklord

Pizza on parade.

smits017

Free from the pizza base, the cheese and tomato are now free to terrorise the streets of Japan.

ninetailedfox

Miss Tomato feels a little weird trying out for the Cheese of the Year Contest

nerdygy

the cheese people are gouda friends

Gothic

In Soviet Russia... Oh wait. This is Japan.

stubbed_out

Fruit has nothing on this.

Jeroen77

Crazy Japanese gang bang scene?

Q-ro

"All your bases are belong to us"

Blackbetta

The cheese stands alone - no longer!

paintbuster0001

Well. Now we know the REAL reason Brett Favre left.

duff6pack

In an effort to get Revenge on Brett Farve and the Vikings the Packers have joined forces with a Insane Asian Scientist.

Cedarsforever

This has got to be the cheesiest parade I've ever seen.

siangolee

Excellent. No bloody anchovies.

AyteeSics

Insert cliche "In Soviet Russia..." craption here.

ARejectSoShy

"Hey virgin schoolgirl we will protect you from violating tentacles."

Crook_Fire

The Anti-Cheese activist movement. "Ok Guys remember keep the clothing tight, Keep a smile on your face, and say cheese to the cameras."

ARejectSoShy

The Japanese use Google Translate on "The Scarlet Letter" and take to the streets.

nitroviper

The Japanese armed forces.

emesfion

nacho nacho man.... I want to be a nacho man!

pvilla

The transformer didn't care what she looked like, as long as she could take care of his blue ball.