Other Craptions

Cracked editors, snapping the Craption pic for tomorrow.

The not-so-incredibles

"Look at Superman showing off up there... he think's he's such a big shot"

The Mediocre Friends

Damn it, Walter, we're trying to pick up chicks here. Go back to your bingo center.

At rest, we see Spider-Man, Wolverine, Mr. Incredible, Captain America and DEATH.

The only naked breasts those men will see today are their own.

Since they are all super heroes, I have to ask, what's the ladder for?

Wonder Woman's changing in her invisible jet again. Quick, take a picture!

Mr. President the meteor is about to hit but i found just the guys to save us. here is a pic of them. President: Well were boned.

The power of Christ compels you... to get the fuck out of my schoolyard!!!

Wow, look at the giant sapository!

Wow, I'm taking a picture of that guy taking a picture, of me taking a picture of that guy taking a picture... It's like time travel or something!

I'd still rather see this group then Nickleback

I see a " and never got laid" craption somewhere nearby

Wonder Woman picked a bad day to fly her invisible jet with no panties on.

At the State Psychiatric Hospital for the Clinically Un-Laid....

Inaccurate. Captain America's chest is WAY hairier than that.

Wait 'til Superman finds out that's a Kryptonite blimp. This will be classic on Youtube!

And that was why Yogi the Bear stopped stealing pickinick baskets.

Crime really went up when the Justice League joined a union with mandated breaks.

Getting nude pictures of Sue Storm was incredibly harder than Wonderwoman.

He's taking a picture of all the people laughing at them for his scrapbook of shame.

SuperPedophiles

If those are the superheroes then id hate to see their arch enemies

I don't care what you say "Father O'Fart" is a terrible name for a super hero.

Superman, Wolverine, Mr. Incredible, Captain America, Zorro... I live with my parents.

The World's Grayest Superhero Team

Too many nachos for these libres!

The few. The proud. The lame.

Dammit Wolverine... Reebok sneakers? Now nobody's going to take us seriously!!!

"You guys, I'm telling you, we are going to get so much pussy once I upload our photos onto that superhero fetish site."

Finally, WOW fans can look down on Comic Book fans.

Look at Wolverine...smug bastard!

While on their lunch break, local superheroes enjoy watching those still on the clock rescue people and make snide comments on how they would've done it differently.

Ethan Hawke just couldn't let go of the fact that he lost the role of Wolverine to Hugh Jackman.

These nuts are out of their tree. Luckily there is a ladder close by.

Super heroes were finally defeated by nachos, beer and picnic tables.

"See! I still have a picture of when I used to have dignity!"

Captain America could use a shave

Superhero AARP meeting.

I can identify all of them...except for Super Quaker...he must be from the DC Universe.

I'm guessing this isn't the "popular table"

It appears the Hamburgalar did not age as well as his super-friends.

From left to right: Anthony Bourdain, Breckin Meyer, Nicolas Cage, Michael Rappaport, and the late Ted Kennedy.

"It's the invisible man, he keeps trying to take my clothes off.."

COMBINE POWERS TO GET ENOUGH MONEY TO GET A 6-PACK OF COORS LIGHT!

"You know what I want to see?" "What?" "A vagina." "Yeah..."

Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Virgins.