Julius_Goat
Fun fact: These guys are exactly 1001 yards from the school playground they are photographing.
Ronin22
Damn it, Walter, we're trying to pick up chicks here. Go back to your bingo center.
Versus
At rest, we see Spider-Man, Wolverine, Mr. Incredible, Captain America and DEATH.
spectre_vampire
Wonder Woman's changing in her invisible jet again. Quick, take a picture!
culverboy1
Mr. President the meteor is about to hit but i found just the guys to save us. here is a pic of them. President: Well were boned.
FatherOblivion
Wow, I'm taking a picture of that guy taking a picture, of me taking a picture of that guy taking a picture... It's like time travel or something!
zbeebs
Wait 'til Superman finds out that's a Kryptonite blimp. This will be classic on Youtube!
Styre
Crime really went up when the Justice League joined a union with mandated breaks.
Blinker_Fluid
He's taking a picture of all the people laughing at them for his scrapbook of shame.
MARCS
Superman, Wolverine, Mr. Incredible, Captain America, Zorro... I live with my parents.
TomRaithile
I don't care what you say "Father O'Fart" is a terrible name for a super hero.
bdadz
"You guys, I'm telling you, we are going to get so much pussy once I upload our photos onto that superhero fetish site."
iantendo
Dammit Wolverine... Reebok sneakers? Now nobody's going to take us seriously!!!
Zaphod
While on their lunch break, local superheroes enjoy watching those still on the clock rescue people and make snide comments on how they would've done it differently.
Versus
Ethan Hawke just couldn't let go of the fact that he lost the role of Wolverine to Hugh Jackman.
Mr.Excalibur
I can identify all of them...except for Super Quaker...he must be from the DC Universe.
iantendo
"Dammit guys we've gotta go back to the hideout... Zorro forgot his heart medication"
jtklove
From left to right: Anthony Bourdain, Breckin Meyer, Nicolas Cage, Michael Rappaport, and the late Ted Kennedy.
Ronin22
Up in the sky, it's a bird. No, it's a plane. No it's...well fuck me, my battery just died.
ChaxC
OK, 3 down, a six letter word for total dorks, begins with a "D" and ends in "E".
iantendo
"I can't BELIEVE we got knocked out the volleyball tournament by the damn furries!"
Zaphod
During lunch, Zorro realized he might be a little too on in years to be sitting with the new crowd of heroes.
NotSoFrankie
cracked has come so low that had to paid these old fart boys for a craption ... and that pedofile priest
RagingHormones
The one on the left is looking down in shame. Also, he has a massive hard on.
Julius_Goat
When Captain America and Superman took off their shirts, nobody paid much attention. But when Wonder Woman did it, the cameras quickly came out of the utility belts.
Via-Sol
This is like, the hundredth superhero Craption I've seen on here...is this like, their fallback on slow Craption days?
mickmarch
Is it a bird, is it a plane? No, it's that dumb ass kid & his wheather baloon......
jeevesz
Superman,wolverine,incredibles,captain america and hey who the hell is that? preacher?
spectre_vampire
"Look at those losers. That would make an awesome Craption photo. Dude, get a picture!" "Jeff, we're sitting in front of a mirror."
Via-Sol
The Park Ranger approached, drew in a breath as if to speak, abruptly stopped, turned, and left.
Hamper
The Hall of Justice League. Ass kicking cool in the 70s, just another group of fat old men sitting outside McDonalds in the 2000s.
Blinker_Fluid
Sitting around watching other people work? Looks like the superheroes joined the Teamsters.
Kamikaze Phoenix
They took a picture of the kids who beat them up and took their candy, but the police refused to investigate and sent them all home.
natebooze
"fuck gary, we can't even look at when you dont wear underwear!" "aww geez.. sorry guys"
zero82
"I dont know what happened. We used to beat them very easily before. Maybe we shou- STOP TAKING PICTURES OF THEM, JOE!"
Zaphod
After slipping viagra in his drink, the other superheros gather to watch Superman have to fly around all day with a huge boner.
Versus
A true sign that Americans are getting even lazier - costumes with sewn-in muscles.
iantendo
Going to Cosplay events is the latest technique for middle aged men to try and pick up Asian schoolgirls
Julius_Goat
They were going to try to figure out who stole all the post it notes, but then they got tired and bought some beers.
Backinblack
I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition, and I especially didn't expect these pervs either!
zbosco13
Its a sad moment when you find yourself wishing that the grown man would put the Captain America suit back on.
seeingfoot
The Neverland Ranch workers say goodbye and prepare to finally step freely out into the real world
spectre_vampire
When you're too washed up to actually fight crime, you're placed on covert ops.
kengoldstein
It's always embarrassing when old guys still hang around the old superhero academy.
Rockforchumps
Shut the fuck up Superman, she was totally gonna sleep with us until you did that "man of steel" line.
ParentesPizza
I call this one,"Dissapionted old priest with cowboy hat finds out thier just 30 year old fat guys."
Mr.Excalibur
"Hey! Rhat's a crime going on over there! Should we stop it?" "Naw. Let's just sit here with our shirts off and I'll take a picture."
MattBlack
The Alabama ComicCon is somewhat less glamorous than its San Diego counterpart....
iantendo
When Mr Pink told the gang to wear disguises for the big heist this wasn't what he had in mind
Sinnwell
You think these guys are funny? You should see the jackass they're taking pictures of.
WorstNameEver
"About time, Zorro. Can we get a fluffer over to the set of Anal Avengers?"
savinator
Father O'Malley meets with former altar boys, and is relieved that they turned out better than most.
jimdocusa
Until the Hall of Justice is fully treated for termites, the picnic benches behind the Flying J truck stop would just have to do.
Tavasion
"I can't believe he's actually going to jump. He knows he can't really fly, right?"
NotSoFrankie
people! france has nothing to do with 4 hobos and an ol'pimp , stop writing bout the surrender of france its just not funny anymore
momoy
Please, Cracked. For once, can't you post pictures of half-naked women with big breasts instead of the same half-naked middle-aged men. Even gays would not touch them with a ten-foot pole.
1.21jigawatt
At least this craption was taken when it was, from what it seems 5 minutes later my Adult Content filter would block it.
okeydokey
Unfortunately, The Super Six suffered a terrible blow when it is revealed that Birdman could not actually fly.
Ronin22
I don't understand. How could all four of us get stood up for our dates at the same time---JESUS ALMIGHTY that old man is masturbating right next to us. But anyways. Hey that cloud looks like a boob, let me get a picture...
bdadz
"Sorry guys, but my mom said I couldn't leave the house unless I brought Grandpa along. But hey, at least he makes a passable Zorro."
Nevlach
The super heros were getting a little tired of an aging Zoro still tagging along on all their vacations.
monkeyman20
with a budget of only...20 bucks...the live-action "Avengers" film had to make due with what was given...
elad
they are all looking at the money they could have been saving on their car insurence
mjboudx
The four men didn't see the Mormon sneaking up behind them until it was too late.
sugarytoaster
The amish man in the background just found the next worse thing from electricity
WaterRocket
Dude, I already told you, Amish isn't a superpower and Zorro would be ashamed. Get away from the cool kids table.
WorstNameEver
"What the hell are you looking at? See, I can take pictures too, asshole. How about that?"
WorstNameEver
"Why don't you take a picture? It'll last long...on second thought...damnit, put the camera down."
jimdocusa
"This camera's amazing! Every time I point it away from us it finds someone with self-respect!"
Wookiebreath
Upon closer inspection, Father Simmons realized that the costumed young boys that he hungered for were actually grown men and he quietly slinked away...
jimdocusa
Every week for 6 years they've met here, and every week Wonder Woman's a no-show.
playwithfire
"I think I can get a good shot of my dignity as it runs of with my self respect."
Parrott
Wolverine, Mr Incredible, two topless superheroes and the Pope walk into a play ground with a camera... They automatically get arrested
ratchet1215
So the four guys halfway-dressed in superhero costumes see something ELSE worthy of a picture?
Steaderz92
Wow, I'm on straight away! Someone may actually read this! If only I had something funny to write...
Gatt
Guys, we're gonna have to retake the picture of the Elephant Walk, Wolverine blinked.
thisissam
...what could these guys possibly think so odd that they need to take a picture of it?
kingsouther
now that the merger was complete and their futures secure, a few superheros just couldnt give a damn anymore
NotSafyreSchool
He's taking a pic of that sexy milf above whom obama is asking to go back to school.
papajon0s1
Since apparently they can't fight for it, Super-Rob decided to at least take a picture of justice.
Nevlach
Mr. Incredible's not so incredible package is on display, Captain America's gunna need a bigger zoom.
ParentesPizza
"well were not saving that plane" "yeah but it dose look cool on fire" "dude, im totaly taking a picture of it."
zbosco13
Ok, I get the comic-book hero costumes, but why is the guy in the back dressed as a pedophile?
Kamikaze Phoenix
Despite their many attempts, none of the guys could convince their kids that they were cool.
zbosco13
40 feet behind the camera: an equal number of overweight middle-aged women dressed in half-removed superhero ourfits.
bdadz
Spiderman clearly doesn't have the heart to tell the others that he's leaving the party entertainment business.
RJSuperfreaky
"So all you guys got caught by Chris Hanson too?" "Yup. I'm going to take a picture of him to show my mother"
brokedad
Wonder woman just flew by without stopping again as they took yet another picture.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Progeria made the boys all look like middle aged men, but I still took them out trick or treating every year.
mada512
Twenty years from now: the superheros who didn't make it and one confused colonial priest.
axelspitfire
These guys said they'd stick to there answer when asked as a child: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
PeptoOverdose
So Wolverine, Cpt. Incredible, Cpt. America, a topless guy and a priest go to a park........
WorstNameEver
"Better get on the ball, Zorro. You almost missed the Where Are They Now calendar shoot. Dumbass."
erob3131
After another crushing loss at home, the last remaining St. Louis Rams fans decided to take up Cos-play...but is it really filling the void?
jimdocusa
Inviting Molesto the Magnificent into their superhero group proved to be a big mistake, and soon he had them fighting less crime and taking more pictures of school yard soccer games.
Ratsn3farious
American super heroes are obviously racist. I mean Captain America is so ignoring Zorro behind him just because he's a Mexican.
iantendo
From Left to Right - Crossword Boy, Psychology Man, Iron Beer Gut, Dr. Technorati, Captain Viagra
erob3131
Disney decided to let Stan Lee produce the movies...Yes this was a horrible mistake.
iamgine
"Hey Superman is taking a dump up there, lets photograph him and put it on Facebook later."
savinator
Holy shit, check out that 6 year old kid in the balloon! Think we should save him?
RogersIB
Behind the walls of Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane, well these guys case are just inane, but that was all the judge needed to throw away the key.
RogersIB
They may have been just sidekicks, but dammit, they could still dress up and pretend to be real heroes.
RogersIB
Having stopped all crime in the United States, Captain America had to find a Hobby.
OhWiseOne
I know Halloween is just around the corner... but isn't it too early to start scaring the crap out of the kids with your fat rolls and excessive chest hair?
TromeoQue
This photograph of a Hollywood commissary revealed a horrifying development: Ethan Hawke is playing Wolverine in the next X-Men movie.
Deganveran
You know a super hero team needs help when the Amish have to teach them to use cameras.
A_Beaux
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane?...Oh no...wait, I just forgot to open the shutter"
mardan822
Tonight on World News Tonight, The Unseen Victims of the Times, Homeless Hereos
RogersIB
Siegel, Shuster, Simon, Kirby & Wein not only enjoyed creating great superheroes, they often times dressed up as them. Said Kirby, "Anything that lets me run around in tights is alright with me".
RogersIB
Capt. America was later quoted as saying, "Really, it was just a coincidence the Super Heroes Convention was scheduled right next to the North American Man Boy Love convention".
1.21jigawatt
I always wondered what happened to the Creepy Deacon from the Poltergeist movies. I see, still creepy...
Dr.EllisDTrails
Outside for the first time, the SuperGeeks "marvel" at the big yellow thing in the sky.
jomo
you think we should do something about that accident....nope lets wait until the version of us gets here....i will take a picture
Lennyjaycor
"Dude, maybe we should go help her instead of letting her fall off that building."
jasper_miner
yes all your favs are here spiderman wolvirine mr incredible captain american and Monsignor bad touch
hammahamma
See the fence in the background? There's a reason for that...them you retards.
royaloaksm
It's a bird ... it's a plane ... it's .... well, I don't know what the f*ck it is!
nandf13
Wow. The casting director of the upcoming "Avengers" film have pretty lax standards...
Mattigaskell
"What the hell John!? You come as a Priest?? Do you know how stupid you look right now!"
Charlie1224
"Now who's laughing probation officer, I told you I could keep my PANTS on in public!"
Charlie1224
"These superheroes were no match for Sargent Deathkill who fried their brains."
soraroks
Even superheroes are affected by the recession. In fact, they've had to reveal what they really look like.
jazzybmw30
While most of the guys are coming down from the previous nights drug binge. One decides to take a picture of the giant evil robot they had planned on battling to save the town.
izwingéd
Mr Incredible: "Its a bird!" Wolverine: "It's a plane!" Captain America: "No sorry guys, its just Superman showing off Again..." All: "Ahhhh"
nprmonteleone
Disgusted by a simple electronic camera, Captain-Amish stands up resigns from the Superfriends.
Ablutie
Better put your costume on, if she turns her head to us we don't wanna get identified!
joaquinstick
In the first ever Marvel/Stephen King Crossover, John Shooter teams up with the Avengers to perform "Rear Window" at the first annual Hitchcock in the Park festival.
jazzybmw30
How did all the ravers know we are undercover cops? I got some great pics of that topless girl chief!
T-Weezy
I swear to you, I was deffinately NOT one of the guys in that picture. And if I was, it TOTALLY wasn't the one on the far left.
malnormalish
I'm just wondering why that one guy and his friend have their costumes halfway off while snapping a picture of those children...?
DMMC
The hilarious thing about this picture is the expression on the face of the guy in the back.
Sammeh
The Fathers For Justice annual picnic didn't quite get quite the turnout they'd hoped for.
Flaming_Dildo
HEY LOOK! the twin towers are about to be attacked! JUSTICE LEAGUE, TAKE OUT YOUR CAMERAS!!!
bobebeef
Can you guys believe that asshole flying around like hes some kind of superhero? He just looks like a loser.
bobebeef
Can you guys believe that asshole flying around like hes some kind of superhero?
mactheknife
in all seriousness, i see these pictures on here far too often. where are all these homo-conventions taking place?
nirot
Well, it's no Bat Cave....but at least we can scope potential girlfriends from relative safety.
SentiNel090
This is way too fucked up to even remotely have a reasonable comment, and for that matter, a reason.
87gn
Uncle Charlie joins Steven Douglas on the set of the My Three Sons reunion. Odd how only the boys have aged.
naruto1132
mr . incredible to captain america : stop takin the squirrels who r in middle of their mating season u horny bastard
TairyHesticles
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