Julius_Goat
It was just another boring day inside the pinata. Little did they know that a little boy was coming with a stick.
andy3t
"Attention were all out of stickynotes so now we have no way of reminding ourselves to get more"
Zangetsu
Memory. Michael Bay. Penis. Fire. I'm late. Yesterday's craption. I have no real point.
Julius_Goat
"You know, perhaps we should decorate the walls with the signatures of just the FAMOUS people who eat here."
megaweege66
"Thank you for calling Wang's party supplies how can I help you? Confetti? Fuck Yeah we got confetti!!"
Brett-Butler
Anyone notice the dangling post-it notes near the top of the picture look like boobs? Just me? I really need to get laid...
CavalierX
THe creepy part is, every one of them says "Call psychiatrist re: obsessive-compulsive disorder."
ParentesPizza
everytime i submit a craption the page reloads and theres 50 more craptions and the number one craption just got 50 more votes, i feel so small.
ChaseMitchell
Chin's Free-Meal Challenge: Eat your food using ONLY a fork and knife (no chopsticks allowed), and we'll put your name on the wall!
ChaseMitchell
He never would have put up that bulletin board if he'd known how many people would use it to post about their missing pets.
Brett-Butler
Silly Japanese. Just because they're bright it doesn't mean that they'll allow you to see in the dark!
mabogo
I could REALLY use some help behind the counter, Fong...The pick-up orders are starting to back up a bit....
bcanders
In a thousand years, archeologists will sift through our ruins, stumble upon this, and say "what the fuck?"
johnny_snarf
All the blue ones are craption entries that contain the word "balls", all the pink ones contain the word "vagina", the yellow ones are "gay", the orange ones are "ass", green is "sperm", etc, etc... Come down into the basement and I'll show you where
johnny_snarf
All the blue ones are craption entries that contain the word "balls", all the pink ones contain the word "vagina", the yellow ones are "gay", the orange ones are "ass", green is "sperm", etc, etc..
doppelheathen
Somewhere on those sticky notes are all the craptions nobody bothered to read before voting on the first one.
Avilsta
"Every time I thought killing you, I punished myself by placing a post it here. Each colour meant a different away, and boy, you don't want to know what the blue ones mean... Anyways, happy anniversary dear!"
Julius_Goat
This is what happens to a menu when you have to order each grain of rice separately.
Zaphod
Chang was having his regular lunchbreak when he got a tad overheated and decided to turn on the fan in the corner. Next thing he knew, he was waking up in the hospital suffering from ten thousand paper cuts
crazyivan
... and it was then that I realized three crates of post-its was less money than a low-end file server.
jimdocusa
The Subway Scrabble contest in China is far more intense since their alphabet has over 10,000 characters.
Rex-Jester
Cthulhu was just about to descend on the squid eaters when in an amazing display of Deus ex Machina, he suddenly turned into paper confetti.
dannyk
"what do you mean you haven't seen memento? i'm telling you, you guys would love it."
satanwasframed
"No, I dont think its in bad taste to hang up all these missing dog notices."
Diasdiem
There was something I was supposed to do today... If only there was some way to remind myself.
Brett-Butler
It looks pretty normal, but you don't want to know what they use on the post-it notes instead of glue...
megaweege66
"Well sir if you arent happy with the soup then you can file a complaint on our wall with the others.
crazyivan
Now that you mention it, I'm not even sure why we take orders on paper; we only sell four things!
1.21jigawatt
Ah the memories, if only these walls could talk. Wait a minute, what's that on the floor?
Palindrome
Say what you like about restaurant designers, but they are inventive little bastards. The mould covering the walls has gone unnoticed for six years now.
crazyivan
...and then I told the IRS guy he was welcome to go through ALL my business records.
Versus
Tips in Korea are actually hand-written bits of advice. (ex: Don't eat yellow snow.)
spohlso
OK, when I said "Everyone just leave a note" and I didn't mean... oh fuck you guys!
Brett-Butler
...and every single note says: 'remember to leave back your tentacle rape DVD to the store'
Brett-Butler
Hiro thought he had everything sorted, except he forgot to read the post-it note that said 'remember to read the post-it notes.'
TholomewP
To Do: clean up all of these postits, then get medicine for my long term memory loss.
TholomewP
To Do: clean up all of these postits, then get medicine for my short term memory loss.
Rex-Jester
It was movnig so fast, they never saw the intercontinental ballistic confetti popper!
Kamikaze Phoenix
It was going to take a long LONG time to collect on all these debts, but Bang Ni was determined to do it anyway.
WorstNameEver
Hiro would be damned if he was forgetting that bitch's birthday again this year.
j.kimm
Featured today on: Ironic but True- The Ca Chow Cafe in Chinatown lets patrons post missing pet notices- Ironic but True
Kamikaze Phoenix
Yes, but be more specific... WHICH soup do you want? We do have a few different kinds...
aladdin
The Taiwanese legislation requires restaurants to keep all their orders for seven years.
Blinker_Fluid
Every time we find a rat in the kitchen we put a post-it note on the wall. Hey, where are you going?
aladdin
Rules of the house: One of the notes contains the lost proof of the Fermat's little theorem. Whoever finds it eats for free; everybody else pays double.
1.21jigawatt
they all read: All fun and no play makes Wang a dull boy, All fun and no play makes Wang a dull boy, All fun and no play makes Wang a dull boy, All fun and no play makes Wang a dull boy, All fun and no play makes Wang a dull boy, All fun and no play
noreport
Do you like food? Do you like colours? Do you like stickies? Do you like unfazed chinese people?
Stuparstar
"The only MSG here is on those post-its! Hahahaha! Get it MSG...short for MESSAGE Hahahahaha!" "Please just give me my food..."
WinstonWebb
And every last damn one of them is more interesting than ANYTHING you've posted on Twitter.
smill0313
The post it notes will rain down like confetti when someone can order the poo-poo platter without giggling
Kamikaze Phoenix
The second I stepped in there, I knew it was the murder scene. Pinata guts hung from the walls and ceiling like gory colorful vines...
phoulx
"Order for cat". "Order for cat". "Order for cat". "Order for cat". "Order for cat". "Order for cat". "Order for cat". "Order for cat". "Order for cat". "Order for cat". "Order for cat".
dramirezs23
No way will the health inspector find our kitty boiler and puppy heart slicer now!
Mr.Excalibur
I know who I am. I'm Leonard Shelby. I'm from San Francisco. But I can't remember, did you order the #3 or #6 combo?
Fawkes13
Let's just say something happens and this place is frozen in time as it's seen here. Think about the poor scientists who are going to dig this place up and scream "WTF!!!!"
Joey_09876
"Yeah just stick your order with all the other ones, we'll get to it in order. Now someone get this pizza to Jimi Hendrix!"
Gr3m1in
The invasion of the "post it people" didn't disrupt everyday life as much as was first feared.
bewbzy
"if i had a restaurant for all the times i got a girl's phone number and she didn't include her name...."
Cath
The unrefined oafs of western culture do not understand the beauty and spiritual significance of "Wai Kon Sticky"
bdadz
"Note to self-- don't forget to pick up toilet paper on the way home from dinner."
zero82
"Have more soup. Your order will be ready right after a few things I have to do."
Zangetsu
Kim Jong Ill had many enemies he wanted to be executed, some times it was hard to keep track.
TholomewP
And that's what it would look like if you turned every grain of rice in a bowl into a postit. Oh, you wanted low mein? Okay.
Celes.meh
They actually use these to write down all the Chuck-Noris-isms that people tell them
bdadz
Man, who ever owns this restaurant is great at Monopoly, he knows he is, and he likes to show it off.
1.21jigawatt
Dammit - I'm late for my Interview. Where's my post-it with the Building address ??
Lennyjaycor
"Dammit, I hope you remember to pick up Charlie from school this time Phil!"
ratchet1215
I haven't seen this much rainbow paper since...well, I've said too much already.
Celes.meh
When Mute customers started coming in they decided it was too much to invest on a worker who could speak sign language and went for the only alternative they saw
TromeoQue
At the Chinese restaurant's grand opening, the confetti got caught in a time corridor, and hung there in mid-air for about twenty-seven years.
Diasdiem
Some restaurants have problems with hot checks. Wang's had problems with people hanging paper.
quagmyre
I was inspired, but "Great Wall of Health Code Violations" pretty much nailed it.
Mr.Lebowski
....And they were like 'we're gonna have to tear down this wall to fix the leak in the plumbing' and I was like 'hell no you're not'
noreport
In China, the restaurants are usually decorated à la "Gay Man Vomiting All Over the Wall While Experiencing a Bad Trip".
AaronEves
The owner thought it would be funny to post the contents of his mind all over the restaurant. Most of the posts are self referential.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Everyone in the province had written their wishes, and most of them had wished for more post-it notes.
Mr.Excalibur
You laugh, but once he collects all of those IOU's...he'll be the one laughing!
Backinblack
If you have any complaints, please use one of our handy post-its and we'll get back to you shortly...
AaronEves
Actually no, they're not. They're just little pieces of paper held up with tape, but good guess.
Zangetsu
Interestingly I'm more fascinated by the kitchen in the background. Look how minimalistic it is! Must be in North Korea.
GWINDOR33
This picture makes me angry for some reason. I want to beat this picture up and give it an indian burn. I hate it.
momoy
Somewhere in there is a reminder to tell the inventor of Post-it to eat shit and die.
Steaderz92
In attempt to be seen as real contenders, France tried to flood N.Korea in fake money. Clearly there was some screw up along the way.
IcemanLeigh
In North Korea they haven't quite grasped the concept of making a topic a 'sticky'
tdragon316
I get decorating for birthdays but take down last years streamers first, and the decades worth before that...
Ferret74
And hidden amongst the Post-It Notes, Chuck Norris waits for the right time to strike.
1.21jigawatt
Cool, its like being inside a great-big schizophrenic Fortune Cookie. I always wondered who writes them...
GWINDOR33
This can't be China. If it was China there would be about 20,000 more people crammed into this place.
sn0wsh00s
"Hmm... the noodles are really nice today, but something just doesn't seem right..."
arm66
Okay Ming, you new so pay 'tention. Two order c-17. You go pick 20 blue paper, put in bowl with Soy and cook for 10 minna in wok. They Americans they not know diffrence between Szechuan chicken and papr and soy. Don't forget put lead paint chips in r
WinstonWebb
After seeing what they use for flypaper, are you SURE you know what's in that Moo Shu Pork?
Chrysoprase
The joke was on Dave when, in the wake of his amazing postit bomb, the owner cut his losses and called it a redecoration.
erob3131
The Vietnam Cat Memorial...Each note contains the names of each cat they have killed to serve on the menu.
kcs316
Ohhh you think we're industrious do you?? Well screw you and your order round eye!!!!
GWINDOR33
"Wow, I can't believe they have a waiter in a take-out joint!" "I wonder why there are no other customers?" "Hey, whats with all the post-it notes?"- 3 things I would say if I was that Asian guy wearing glasses
kcs316
Seriously, I don't think I can even watch creepy anime porn in the happy fun color room of edible paper.
ParentesPizza
In China hemp is legal, so theres an over stock of paper for them to use...
87gn
Mass marketing, Asian style. They all say "For a good time call SuLee". Here we see SuLee having a good time with two dissapointed clients.
GWINDOR33
Everytime I submit a Craption a little dwarf leans out of the coat closet and gives me a little tip o' the hat and a wink.
silentscream
''Hey Bill what kind of cofee ya want?'' ''I couldn't decide so i made this idea tree..''
Creative9
I told Jeremy to do something with his parking tickets, but this is just stupid.
dinofrost
they run aout of that sacred paper so they had to use these crappy sticky notes to keep the spirits away
trickypirana
Umm...yeah, your mother called while you were on your way in. Once, er, twice maybe...can you get her to stop, please?
SarcasmQueen
"I'm sorry.." says the waitress, "The owner here has short term memory loss"
Medvedev
The Chinese Blob overwhelms its victims' minds with toxic ideals of the Liberal West.
SBTL
Little know fact: Speed dating became popular because of the failure of post-it dating.
gaboloko
"Wong, I know rammen soups are an art but you think you could hurry up a little bit?, they're piling up...ok, take your time"
RogersIB
The shoguns were great at warfare, but needed constant reminders to bring home rice and beans.
puckthegreat
"Sorry i have C.R.S., man." (for all you tard in cyberland thats cant remember sheet.)
Fawkes13
"Yeah...then I said Fuck Your Suggestion Box.....things kinda went downhill from there...."
Fawkes13
every last one of those is a missing pet poster....I heard that some people like keeping trophies and all.....
Fawkes13
Ground Zero of the Almighty Pinata Explosion in '87. The owners say they're going to rebuild....
RogersIB
Perhaps they could afford to fix the place up if they didn't take so many IOU's.
lc_ii
You have to give asian people the benefit of the doubt when it comes to wacky stuff like this.
1.21jigawatt
Holy shit, now I know where the DEFAULT corporate printer is located. Chinatown.
puckthegreat
bad trip, bad trip, bad trip, nobody eat the brown acid, you see post-its and Asians
jimdocusa
The only Chinese restaurant that can boast a post-it to customer ratio of 483,000 to 1.
CamarilloBrillo
When Jesus finally came back, he had a lot of phone messages to deal with before the judging could begin.....
shoe02
"dude you missed it, we got this clown wasted at the bar and he vomited everywhere"
CamarilloBrillo
Xang left a note each day for his wife to clean up the damn mess, 47 years later, he noticed he wasn't helping....
sprayette
Fuck, once a craption passes the 30 votes point, no new craption has chance to win.
dungeonmaster11
Sure, the way the store manager posted his most horrible and twisted thoughts and ideas on the walls and ceiling was terrifying, but the house specials were good.
TomRaithile
I knew it would be a bad idea to put up a note everytime we mispronounce something.
Saz
The great Chinese tea bag explosion of 1994 was hushed up by the military dictatorship!
hellknight
OK OK I get it...15 minutes in the oven not fifty.Geez, since I burned the house you're acting crazy with all the notes
RogersIB
Talk about product placement, I see a Post It Note advert on the Craption web page. Where was the add for pot three days ago? Missed opportunity.
KRAZYG
Ming forgot to make my Wonton Soup...even though I left her a little note, right there on the wall!
jimdocusa
Huang has put up a post it note every day to remind him how disappointed he is that he had a daughter instead of a son.
mjboudx
If that is anything like the Cracked comments section, I'm getting the fuck out.
mjboudx
On closer inspection, that's just like a Cracked comments section. I see a drawing of a dick, a pair of boobs, and a paragraph no one reads.
waldron76
When you try to name all the atoms in a room, things get out of hand quite quickly.
Father_Johann
When you go here, don't sit next to the wall...it's a paper-cut hazard....
jpsilva
"See, this note remind me to read this note, which reminds me to read this note, which reminds me..."
ZenMaster1975
Ok, one more reminder...'Get more Post-It notes.' There...now where to put it?
Hitchings12
Those who write on the restaurant wall should roll there shit into little balls. And then three retards will eat them.
rollypolly
TWO YEARS AND COUNTING! The worlds longest on-going prank that no one has noticed.
Dr.EllisDTrails
Epileptic Fear Factor final challenge! Just have some soup & avoid the dead contestant wall of shame!
RyoSanada
When Chang started his Japanese Hallmark, he decided cards are to expensive to buy.
Crook_Fire
"Anyone remember where the defenition to antidisestablishmentarianism was placed?"
EventHorizon1
...Here i'll give you my new #. Does anyone have a piece of scratch paparer?
Dbooner13
Hey honey, there are a few things i need you to do around the house, ill leave them on a post-it for when you get home
Dr.EllisDTrails
Confucius say "Woman try and see wrong, get sad at photo. Man try to see thong, get mad at photo."
Dbooner13
"I'll get your drinks, feel free to look at our menu items posted all around the store"
hobodollars
The CDC has now declared origami as a higher threat than the swine flu. Vaccines are available at a panda express near you.
xsamxdravenx
And those were the orders in the first day. They would have the greatest chef in Asia, true, but they also have the slowest service
Glenjih
Those aren't post-it notes. Thats just a massive pile of dicks that had to be pixellated
Turion
Thank god China has stringint safety laws.. If not, I may be concerned that this is right next door to the fireworks factory!
iamgine
"Happy birthday son! Too bad none of your friends could come but they all left a note." "Mom, I saw you writing them last night."
RJSuperfreaky
Chang couldn't shake the feeling that she was forgetting to do something. But what was it?
Outsyder
McSweeney's stood by its proud tradition as the most flammable restaurant in the Southern U.S.
87gn
The recession has hit Theodore Kaczynski hard. He has had to downsize from letter bombs to Post-It bombs, but as you can see, he still takes great pride in his work.
alexHMT
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Professor_Bacon
Here at Cracked.com, we use a highly sophisticated filing system that powers our database...
MC_Rap
Most people at the 3M offices choose to go to the Hardees across the street instead of the cafeteria
MC_Rap
"You'd like some chocolate mousse? No problem, I have a memo how to prepare that...it'll be six hours."
MC_Rap
What Memento would have looked like if the main character was scared of tattoo needles
pwscott
Chinese Rainbow Coalition has first meeting. Wang elected President by write in vote.
rmbobbo
lets see...directions were 70 notes over, 50 notes down from the left...oh shit..or was it from the right???
Sinnwell
Yeah, we gave up on that thousand paper cranes thing. This just seemed easier...
MC_Rap
In the time before PDAs it was bad times for the Fonz keeping his bitches phone numbers
MC_Rap
Frugal Franny was searching for ways to save on painting her restaurant...that is until she ran across the Office Depot sale
MC_Rap
"where's Short Round?" "I don't know...last I remember he was hanging that picture on the wall for me, then that new shipment of post its came in then...oh shit!"
msaayman
Attempting to "go green" and build shops out of used sticky-notes seem NOT to be such a great idea
Jeroen77
According to the owner For every cat you buy you get a coupon save 100 and get one free...
SMURFYSA
so solly no cookie today, prese prick fourtune off wall, maybe next time we have cookie for you. By BY see you soon.
SMURFYSA
HAY DUDE, THIS IS THE COOLEST PLACE WHEN YOU HAVE THE MUNCHIES.SHIT THAT'S NOTHING LOOK AT ALL THAT FUCKING ROLLING PAPER.
PhallenAinjewl
It was on this day the Chinese restaurant decided to stop their 30min or less delivery guarantee
palorbaer
Hey, did you get that memo I sent you? I stuck it right next to your schedule on the wall.
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