Craptions Classics October 14, 2009

In Soviet Russia, Penis enlarges PILL!

SpankMac

Other Craptions

Good news, it's a sapository.

Ledouche

"We're gonna need a bigger throat."

ChaseMitchell

It must be a laxative, because every Craption I've seen so far is shitty.

superjaded

Birth control against Chuck Norris's semen.

seltuim

They tried to save Paris Hilton, but all they pulled up was her tampon.

"Let's see grandpa swallow this one."

roubosb1

I LOVE YOU GIANT MORPHINE PILL!

noreport

bend over shamu

culverboy

Captain Ahab was ready to try anything to get Moby Dick.

Julius_Goat

The new mega-ShamWow can suck up a whole damn LAKE. Follow it, camera guy!

Julius_Goat

What Andre the Giant took for headaches.

burkgirl

Hi, Billy Mays here...Have you ever wanted to look like a complete idiot? WELL I GOT JUST THE THING!

noreport

Yeah....I guess you'd need that much water to swallow a fucker that big.....

mabogo

10 minutes later the French felt better..

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