Other Craptions

Good news, it's a sapository.

"We're gonna need a bigger throat."

It must be a laxative, because every Craption I've seen so far is shitty.

Birth control against Chuck Norris's semen.

They tried to save Paris Hilton, but all they pulled up was her tampon.

"Let's see grandpa swallow this one."

I LOVE YOU GIANT MORPHINE PILL!

bend over shamu

Captain Ahab was ready to try anything to get Moby Dick.

The new mega-ShamWow can suck up a whole damn LAKE. Follow it, camera guy!

What Andre the Giant took for headaches.

Hi, Billy Mays here...Have you ever wanted to look like a complete idiot? WELL I GOT JUST THE THING!

Yeah....I guess you'd need that much water to swallow a fucker that big.....

10 minutes later the French felt better..

Viagra for Goliath. Looks like David's gunna need a bigger sling.

No Mr. Bond. I expect you to hallucinate!

There are way too many fucking suppository jokes.

C'mon now, people! We can't let a misspelled craption win! Where are the gay/penis/France/Sarah Jessica Parker jokes?!

The Krakken needs its tentacle meds

Rossanes anal suppository even gets cling-ons

Free Willy 6: Time for your enema.

Like a giant Tylenol will solve gobal warming.

The Lady of THIS Lake is Courtney Love.

Welcome aboard the S.S. Matrix. To your left is the red pill floatation device.

"That red headed whore Ariel, pissed off the Coast Guard, now she'll be buired "under the sea"

and with that, Dave lept into the deep to appease Nessie's toothache with the world's largest Tylenol pill.

I don't want it now...It's got seamen on it...

In an effort to increase the Loch Ness Monster population, scientists eliminate the "I have a headache" excuse

Tylenol makes a suppository, however...

At least it's not a suppository.

I think you read the "Take with water" wrong.

What's worse is that this is a supository

Good news, I can spell suppository.

Apparently, Mother Earth has a headache.

Now hopefully we can finally catch the Loch Ness Monster!

Encouraged by the success off Diet Coke and Mentos, scientists have begun testing Pepcid AC and Lake.

The good news is I can cure your condition with one pill...

It takes a big Viagra for a Moby Dick.

Dr. Mario for realz!!

This is more like it Cracked. Enough Gay Week, Fire Week, and Moron Week for awhile. Support the Latin American Trade Week is on.

You'd figure the Umbrella Corporation would be more discreet.

The new Ninja Warrior course got a LOT harder.

"You think Kanye will bite this time?"

Robert Downey Jr. won't escape this time!!

Ultimately, it was the only way the Winehouse family could find to coax Amy to take a bath.

Jesus walks on water. Chuck Norris hovers above it whilst holding a massive pill.

When Cthulhu date rapes a giant squid, he goes whole hog.

Tylenol PM extra strength. Get Krakin!

And in case the bullet didn't kill him, Hunter S. Thompson had a plan B.