Other Craptions

"I'm right by the John Goodman and Sarah Jessica Parker floats."

In my day we didnt have craptions!

Blow Up Dolls weren't as realistic looking ... or feeling back then.

Government UFO conspiracies wernt so believable in 1932

France surrendered! France surrendered! France surrendered! France surrendered!

Hey...that's the Joker over there...and he's throwing away MONEY!!!

Poland's Air Force: 1943

The Nazi invasion was not actually as scary as the history books recorded

The real reason Amelia Earhart disappeared.

Back in the day, did your haircuts come with a bowl of soup on top!

Did people used to wear their ugly mother's day gifts?

Fuck didn't get her fast enough now no matter how witty my craption is no one will read it.

Two girls, one rusty trombone.

Seconds later France surrendered.

Showing your hair? Scandalous. Flying dick monsters? Perfectly acceptable.

"...I sense danger approaching, Margaret. Keep your trumpet at the ready..."

Where's the Batwing when you need it?

The Thanksgiving Day Parade really sucked before Underdog was invented.

Do you realize that EVERY person in this photograph is dead now????....Thanks, Cracked.....Great way to lighten the mood.....

The Hindenburg wasn't the first hot air balloon disaster.

Here we see Germany's answer to Gumby: Ballnut and Cocksforlimbs.

It was 1943! Me and my good friend Michael Swaim were in the army at the time, fighting nazis! Those were the times

just wait, they'll burst into flame real soon. Annnyy second now...

Battle-axe with blunderbuss about to shoot down annoying blimps.

Two exploading dolls. Re-visited!

Mickey Mouse had Steamboat Willy, but Homer Simpson had this...

Niceh hats

I guess Dyna didn't wanna blow her horn....

Men in Black 4: Origins.

A pictures woth a thousand words... And 9 of them are "Let me explain, This isn't what it looks like!"

I guess gay week is back

"Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow".. $40,000,000 well spent

So that's what the outside looks like. I never realized outdoors was black and white! Oh well, back to me old video games...

Homer had some real crappy jobs before the Simpson's came along

Johnny Bravo wore his Junior Flight Helmet to the Flights of Fantasy Parade and dreamed that one day he too would be able to soar like a bloated Shriner through the air.

France, and the rest of Europe, is taken by surprise.

I told you we shouldn't have smoked that stuff we got from the guy with the backpack.

"Don't look at me. I voted for Hoover."

Blow the trumpet, Eleanor Roosevelt, for God's sake, BLOW THE TRUMPET!

Someone, somewhere, is furiously masturbating to this. (Hint: It's Gramps.)

I always feel like somebody's watching me...

People of Earth! Surrender to us your most beautiful and fertile women! Oh, wait... nevermind.

The day after the Hindenburg disaster, HindenGiraffe and HindenTurk were left without jobs and forced to wander the skies aimlessly.

Look at those ugly things. And the balloons.

"Why doesn't Grandma like balloons?" "Well son..."

*THIS* is how women campaigned for, and finally won, their right to vote?!?

These penis jokes write themselves.

The beauty standard has come a long way, baby.

In Soviet Russia, cartoons watch children!