Other Craptions

in the year 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue, and Cracked decided to celebrate his day, by insinuating that he smokes the hay.

He's going to feel so silly when he realizes that he's protesting to legalize oak leaves.

The most popular trick or treat stop ever.

nothing screams Columbus Day like a couple of wiggers performing their latest hit

"Attention flea market shoppers..."

Backpacking through Amsterdam

Excuse me, could I get your attention? Has anyone dropped this backpack of weed? Anyone? Anyone at all? Oh well.

America, meet Obama's new "Drug Czar."

*SIGH* You only really miss the fire, when it's gone...

Willie Nelson's Farm Aid has the best concessions ever.

Looks like the Neo NAZIs have finally figured out a way to effectively raise their numbers

So this is the spinach Popeye was talking about

I think I speak for everyone when I say "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"Tom, what do you think you're doing?" "Mom, you told me to start a POT and RAPPING PAPER shop. Well, I thought that was a bad idea, so I decided to sell marijuana with the help of rappers."

Put your hands in the air, and wave em like you just don't....wait, WTF are you doing with my weed bro. I do care, stop waving, STOP WAVING! That's my f**king weed! I CARE! I CARE!

Burn the witch! . . . and his pot!

Attention. Someone left a backpack full of pot by the cheeto concession stand.

oh bc Woody smokes pot right? fuckin lame. I've learned whoever gets their shitty craption up first, wins, bc of laziness.

So get this, my mom found this in my closet and scolded me for having such a messy room that, and I quote, "your closet is so dirty, there are actual WEEDS growing out of your backpack!!!"

"Dude, don't bogart that megaphone bong."

This is what Columbus really sailed to America for

20 seconds after California legalizes marijuana.

Marijuana makes vampires stay alive in the sunlight so they can kill more people. ILLEGALIZE POT!

KFC unveils it's secret herb. Who cares what the spice is?

LEGALIZE POISON IVY NOW!!!!

The bags so eco friendly it actually grows plants.

Well, the big bag of weed makes me nervous, but he IS wearing a suit jacket...

"Happy Columbus Day"

I guess if those plants were really marijuana, all the pot related craptions might be funnier. However, if it isn't weed, it might be some kind of bush which might lead to more, even less funny craptions.

I no longer have the desire to visit Mardi Gras...

The weed ferry!

Hey everyone, I have a bag of weed and a megaphone ! I'm a genuinely interesting person !

What the Joker looks like when he gets STONED!

"So remember, vote Yes on Prop 25 on October 11th!" "Uh, guys. That was yesterday."

Crazed and confused.

Obama's new health plan kicks ass.

They're about as talented as Green Day

Maybe I'll start going to the Farmers' Market after all.

POT! GET YOUR HOT, BUTTERED POT HERE!

Oops! You almost had it that time! Jump a little higher! Nope! Missed again!

Gives me the Willies Nelson.

These guys are going GREEN...yuck yuck yuck.

Mom, why is this picture in my baby book?

Vanilla Ice: Rap to Metal to Goth.

Attention, please! Someone left a backpack full of weed in our dressing room. Please claim it within 4 hours or it will...oh, hell with it. YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE!

"I'm not crazy, I just don't give a fuck!"

Performing their new hit "Please arrest me!"

looks like Blink-182 is giving away weed to help bring people to their concerts.

Wait a minute... THAT'S NO LEPRECHAUN!