rasputin
in the year 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue, and Cracked decided to celebrate his day, by insinuating that he smokes the hay.
Julius_Goat
He's going to feel so silly when he realizes that he's protesting to legalize oak leaves.
gamefreakjohnny
nothing screams Columbus Day like a couple of wiggers performing their latest hit
Ronin22
Excuse me, could I get your attention? Has anyone dropped this backpack of weed? Anyone? Anyone at all? Oh well.
Zaphod
Looks like the Neo NAZIs have finally figured out a way to effectively raise their numbers
racedogg2
"Tom, what do you think you're doing?" "Mom, you told me to start a POT and RAPPING PAPER shop. Well, I thought that was a bad idea, so I decided to sell marijuana with the help of rappers."
Supermanfxk
Put your hands in the air, and wave em like you just don't....wait, WTF are you doing with my weed bro. I do care, stop waving, STOP WAVING! That's my f**king weed! I CARE! I CARE!
lumberjef
Attention. Someone left a backpack full of pot by the cheeto concession stand.
Zaphod
So get this, my mom found this in my closet and scolded me for having such a messy room that, and I quote, "your closet is so dirty, there are actual WEEDS growing out of your backpack!!!"
Ineptly
oh bc Woody smokes pot right? fuckin lame. I've learned whoever gets their shitty craption up first, wins, bc of laziness.
racedogg2
Marijuana makes vampires stay alive in the sunlight so they can kill more people. ILLEGALIZE POT!
jekelish
Well, the big bag of weed makes me nervous, but he IS wearing a suit jacket...
87gn
I guess if those plants were really marijuana, all the pot related craptions might be funnier. However, if it isn't weed, it might be some kind of bush which might lead to more, even less funny craptions.
ClubHeaven
Hey everyone, I have a bag of weed and a megaphone ! I'm a genuinely interesting person !
Blinker_Fluid
"So remember, vote Yes on Prop 25 on October 11th!" "Uh, guys. That was yesterday."
spectre_vampire
Attention, please! Someone left a backpack full of weed in our dressing room. Please claim it within 4 hours or it will...oh, hell with it. YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE!
mephitic
looks like Blink-182 is giving away weed to help bring people to their concerts.
arm66
"Hell yes it is medicinal. No, I don't have cancer or glaucoma but, but, well, look at me for Christ's sake!
Zaphod
No this isn't actually make-up, it's benedryl. Turns out this was poison ivy, not weed...
j.kimm
Another Boyband so rotten that they have to offer free grass to get the audience to stay.
Ronin22
Pot protesters and pot enthusiasts have one common bond. I'm making love to their girlfriends right now.
dandaman
An unfortunate typo in the school's "BAKE Sale" advertisements led to less than desirable customer presence, but one hell of a profit.
jtklove
The demonstration quickly devolved into a riot when they realized they forgot to bring cheetos.
jekelish
Whew, Woody Harrelson was going apeshit thinking he'd lost that backpack...thank god someone turned it into the lost and found.
Kamikaze Phoenix
Who put this plant in my backpack? Seriously, I will not suck ANY blood at all, until someone owns up. We can wait all day if we have to...
billsindabowl05
with each attempt, my chances of winning a craption dramatically increase
kcs316
Hey kids.. here's a cautionary craption.. go to school pay reasonable attention or you will end up douchetastic like these winners.
Blinker_Fluid
I'm collecting rocks to take to the demonstration where I will sell them to people to throw at this guy.
xgrendelx
The San Fransisco Narcotics squad's fake Lost & Found has had 100% conviction rate so far.
Julius_Goat
See, when you leave your bag unattended in an airport, this sort of thing can happen.
lollerskates020
now, creepy marijuana guy, imma let you finish, but dr. dre had one of the best pot-related musical careers of all time. of ALL TIME.
jedimastergigi
And to celebrate the legalization of weed...You get a backpack, you get a backpack, YOU ALL GET A BACKPACK FULL OF POT!
foodfiend
Everything goes better with a bag of weed. You don't need crack and you don't need speed cuz everything goes better with a bag of weeeeeeed!
dandaman
The 5th book in the Twilight series drew in a surprising number of males with its "subliminal" advertising.
Sissyphus
"Furthermore, the current administrations stance on legalization is hypocriti... YOU BASTARD! PUT DOWN MY CHIPS!"
WHYAMIYELLING?
This guy is trying too hard, someone should tell him he should just be himself, people will like him!
bhippie
Ok, if anyone's lost a giant black backpack of weed, come see Jill at the lost and found. Again, that's Jill at lost and found.
gypsy61
Give an asshole a megaphone and he'll talk for hour, your best bet is to throw him a bag of weed and hope he smokes himself stupid
Dirtydog
Fred Durst, Marilyn Manson and Kid Rock turn to selling weed to subsidize their dwindling record sales
Rex-Jester
Neo-con propaganda: "before the recession, this is what a dime-bag looked like, and now I can put one in my wallet..."
Rex-Jester
Their hearts were in the right place, but the Willie Nelson Aid tour slightly missed the mark...
Rex-Jester
Not wishing to get stood up again, dope dealer Fistface McGoo, asks the band for assistance in locating his party.
Rex-Jester
Combine this big pile of weed with some of the fire from last week and I think we'll be in business.
Darqkloud
"From my cold dead hands!!!" The N.P.A. (National Pothead Association) couldn't have chosen a worse spokesman.
Pieter
Joe's ineptitude as a lyricist was never more evident than when he performed his song about a bag of tree trimmings.
jimdocusa
Teasing pot-heads with a knapsack full of weed is easy, since they're really not all that motivated to jump.
hawaiicanal89
"...and I have $200 going once, going twice, SOLD to the man in the rainbow colored poncho and dreadlocks. Next on the block, we have this bag of Cheetohs..."
DangerChocomog
After MJ died, his children took up his mantle and started dangling weird shit over balconies....
waldron76
If anti-drug campaigners saw this, they'd take that backpack and burn it. Oh wait...
jimdocusa
Anyone can alienate their parents, but it takes a certain special someone to totally piss off God.
jimdocusa
The Feds use the old "Backpack Full-O'-Weed" trick to try to set up Tommy Chong again.
jimdocusa
It's enough pot for the entire crowd! Or just Tommy Chong. Either way it's enough.
clay0950
it's too bad someone doesn't invent a flame-throwing trombone to help these guys...
ParentesPizza
The recent highest voted craption is 281 and ill never catch that by now so im just going to say fuck it, HI EVERYONE!
arm66
The residents of Boise weren't too happy about their legalization of pot after the real smokers showed up.
getittwistd
(Overheard during the latest session of Congress) ...well if Satan says it's ok, then maybe we should legalize it!
bdadz
Wait, your telling me they thought this was a good idea? And they haven't even smoked yet?
Zangetsu
We sell weed! Legally! And don't mind that cop, or our appearances! We're totally legit!
balkash
$500, do I hear $500 for this bag of weed, $500, $600, $600 going once, $600, going twice, SOLD!
happymf
The last MC standing wins a years supply of Shame-Away brand herbal memory loss.
WorstNameEver
This is the lost and found department. We've found a backpack. If you can identify the contents...woah, slow the hell down!
Zangetsu
First a super truck, then women getting nailed now this? I suppose this can be called the - "Things that would be awesome but would never happen week" :(
Renfield7
Here's one for ya. How many skinheads does it take to change that lightbulb behind them? Anyone?
jamasian_man
Attention brothers! The device is inside! I will now go and place it in Applebee's!
Renfield7
This is a song that's very special to our hearts, yo. Our very own cover of FREEBIRD! 2, 3, 4!!
tygertristan
For some reason the airline woudln't let Michael Vick carryon his backpack.
bdadz
"No, no, no. We're not advocating the legalization of marijuana. We're just showing off our new line of hemp backpacks.
Administrator
5 craziest sponsors of marijuana legalization... Cracked loves this list stuff, huh?
Steaderz92
And our next prize is a gorgeous bag of ganja, really stunning ,I'll start the bidding at 3 quarters of your dignity...
CamarilloBrillo
"OK, which one of you threw this and told me to CHILL THE HELL OUT...!??"
Dunstin Checks Out
We don't need no water, let this motherfucker burn, burn motherfucker burn!
Kamikaze Phoenix
Yes, I WAS dead, it's true. But then my friends here smoked some of this magic weed with my corpse, and pow! I'm alive again. Now, what did I do with my keys?
zbosco13
I don't think this is what his mom meant when she said he should look into "going green".
WinstonWebb
While Oprah distracts damn near everyone, the REAL money-making business at the State Fair of Texas takes place.
CamarilloBrillo
"And as you can see, ermmmm, a megaphone DOES weigh more than a bag of pot, ehhhhhh, now what was I saying again?"
Rex-Jester
"In the laid back California town, of sunny, San Rafael, lived a girl named Pearlie Sweetcakes, you probably know her well..."
WinstonWebb
"This will get you higher than my GED test scores. 'Course, so would just about anything..."
1.21jigawatt
1990's Rap: Fight Power, White-Man keepin ya down... PSSST!! Hey! Psssttt -down here: You guys are White!?! ..oh. Now what? You want dis bag? No, but you have to use "th" sound in your words again....
Sissyphus
Dude, that could be a dump truck full of weed and wish-granting blowjobs. We still wouldn't hang out with you.
Copperpot
Apparently marijuana is the gateway drug to bad haircuts and homosexual tendencies.
Dranj
This is completely unacceptable and we will not stand for drug abuse at our concert.
arm66
The people at Hefty never called on the Edmund Jones Ad Agency again after this proposal.
Csonny
Did anybody lose a bag...nobody. It's got 5 pounds of weed in it...Oh, everybody lost a bag
1.21jigawatt
The Dipshits were booked at the local Ribfest and they thought to make a statement: LOUDER doesn't make a band better.
megaweege66
Soooo.......smokin pot will make me a rapper......or an embarrassment to my family?
savinator
The Vampire Unicorn Party made surprising gains in the Amsterdam city council elections.
GoldenVoid
Dying of cancer did not prevent Adam MCA Yauch from touring with the other Beastie Boys.
h3llo41
im guessing it's "getting high" week for the craptions, since all these picture make no sense
h3llo41
a bag full of week! goin once... going twice... sold to the bear who's riding the unicorn
h3llo41
a bag full of weed! goin once... going twice... sold to the bear who's riding the unicorn
Rockforchumps
One day, weed will be legal. And yes. The entire nation will be something like this.
1.21jigawatt
Hey dumb-ass, down here: How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
huracanramirez
What´s up with your haircoat? In the sun? Those weed? Hanging out with Kevin Federline? Nosferatu Jr. your father would be dissapointed.
Pieter
Look how far we've come. Just a year ago, we were only doing one-story buildings, and this bag was filled just half way.
WaterRocket
This guy is just lazy...the real Barack Obama chia pets can be found at www.chiaobama.com
Lavender
Canada doesn't celebrate their Thanksgiving the way we here in the United States do
coda543
"Soooooo let me get this straight...you were born white and your doing WHAT with your life?"
waldron76
After Stehpen Gately's death, Boyzone went in a completely different direction.
mrbigstick
Attention everyone! Does anyone have some papers I can borrow for just a minute? You! With the Zigzags. Toss 'em into the bag! I swear I'll catch 'em. Aw, Damnit. Someone near the front row, pick those up and pass them to security, please?
ManOfPopsicle
Unlike most teenagers, Cheech Marin's kid tried to rebel by giving away pot.
tdragon316
Whoever lost the backpack full of grass, we'll meet you in the lost and found at 4:20 bring lighters...
a_wizard_did_it
After recovering the lost treasure, Emo Indy runs before that rock fucking kills him. And to get high.
a_wizard_did_it
After recovering the sacred treasure from the temple, Emo Indy runs before that fucking rock kills him. And to get high.
Ineptly
Headshops in Austin, TX aren't even trying to keep a low profile anymore. "You there on the bicycle! Wouldnt you like this new Jansport backpack perfect for carrying "tobacco products"? It could keep several books or 10 lbs of weed or half of both- d
T-Weezy
Backpack of weed, going once, going twice...SOLD to the gentleman with the megapone!
piratewhistle
Cirque du Soleil is really pulling out all stops to put asses in seats these days...
awesome-oer
Attention !!! We found this lost bag !!! It says it belongs to Uranus !!! You get it "Uranus" !!! HAHAHAH!!!
Goga
"Oh man, agriculture school got so much better after those practical classes started!"
A_Beaux
"I have a hallucination that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its weed"
TomRaithile
I proudly wear the Mohawk as a tribute to my Iroquois brothers as we wage a symbolic war against the oppressive drug laws of the white man. Ah, fuck it! I'm just another asshole from Long Island.
jimdocusa
The meth-head outwits the pot-head every time, and taunts him with his stash from high above the crowd.
spaZz
"Put your hands in the air if you got weed on ya!" *Crowd cheers and puts hands up* "I'm actually a cop you're all under arrest."
scott174537
See guys all you have to do to make michael phelps swim fast is hold this at the end of the pool!
Fawkes13
Most of the parents felt this wasn't a good place to let their children go trick or treating.
Fawkes13
about ten seconds after this picture was taken all three men were brutally stampeded by hordes of stoners.....
Fawkes13
That guy in the center is going to feel like a real moron when he realizes he wants to legalize maple leaves.....
Fawkes13
See? this is why "going Green" has become so unpopular. Idiots like this make me not want to save our planet....
Fawkes13
"Attention all Hot Topic Shoppers...we found your bag, please report to the check out register...also we were wondering if you'd please share?"
Fawkes13
All this time we thought there was a "pot of gold" at the end of the rainbow...but as this idiots have proven...its just pot.....
Fawkes13
The Farmer's Market found a way of becoming popular in these hard economic times....
Fawkes13
"Step right up all you red eyed stoners! Toss a ring successfully around my spiky hair and win this bag of pot!"
first_fuerst
I totally smoke weed! see look at my backpack full of the weed that I smoke!
Fawkes13
I found out whose house is going to be popular this year for Trick or Treating!
Fawkes13
See?! This is what would be crawling out of the wood works if we made pot legal! Do you really want this?! Do you?!
Fawkes13
"Hi! Billy Mays here! Are you a Cannabis Entrepreneur on the go? constantly having to uproot your product to avoid the authorities?! Have we got the product for you! "Pot Pouch" is durable, inconspicuous, light weight and able to support your crops
iamgine
Manson called...he wanted his style back...I meant, she wanted her style back...I meant...
jmxcomp
Despite having Punk Rock Goth Boy explain how great his sack of weed is via bullhorn, no one in the middle class neighborhood signed the petition to legalize pot.
Cracked-addict
Please don't tell me I'm the only one who notices the Swaztica on the loudphone.
StrangeBean
Gives whole new meaning to the term 'bag burning'. Wait, it's flag burning? Crap.
mjboudx
To the great disappointment of everyone around, Damian, did not, in fact, burst into flames when he walked into the sun.
Pieter
His path to stardom began with a dream. And, inexplicably, a bag of tree trimmings.
UnbarredPython
"Dammit, the 5:00 performance is supposed to be INSIDE the Super Shrimp Museum, not outside! You guys just look stupid here."
Pieter
A true rebellious punk rocker, Joe displays evidence of his anarchic side: a bag if trimmings from a landscape design job he did, without first having earned the required Master of Landscape Design degree at an accredited college.
hammahamma
I always wondered what happened to my old backpack. I see it's being put to good use.
skittlepie345
"Christ, the hooligans at woodstock left all this shit on the stage. Just burn it."
eddyscissors
WELCOME! To the 2009 WEED OLYMPICS! The opening ceremonies will start after the giant joint torch is lit! snack bars are placed at every exit! ummm...what was I just talking about?
tmfsg
After spending most of the budget on pot, the organizers were mortified to hire Limp Bizkit. The only band that would play for $17.35.
ChriszeHitman
Police:''Drop it!!!'' , Mohawk dude: ''It's not mine ..'' Guy on the left: ''Yeah, it is'' Mohawk dude: ''Shut the fuck up you bastard'' *Gun sounds* Mohawk dude: ''damn...''
largetuna6
And TMZ was the first to be credited with finding proof that vampires can indeed survive in sunlight.
Shananigans79
Not a bad present from my Secret Santa, It's better than the Black Dildo I got that guy!
Hyperion
Who could've known that all it took to make the Warped Tour tolerable was a few kilos of hemp?
jumpyurbones
soo...this is the guy that we're putting before congress to help our cause? sweet, real diplomatic, way to get things done. No really
GWINDOR33
The "Vampires n' Weed" festival suffered the fate of being just a bit too genre specific.
theatrain
I think medicinal... This guys definitely into to it for the medicinal purposes, probably has glaucoma...Lots and lots of glaucoma.
Dropd36
Even with a revamped appearance, Creed still had to find ways to keep people at thier concerts.
melodyunchained
Sarah, have you seen your father and his horse? He was supposed to fill the balloons for today.
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