Other Craptions

When other companies say their boots are suitable for any terrain, they mean just like snow and shit. When we say, we mean it.

Mary-Kate and Ashley finally release the movie we've all really been waiting for.

Good thing she's wearing rain boots!

Ah. So they're finally using visual aides to explain the relationship between patients and insurance companies.

Y'know, abortion is much cheaper.....and safer.....

"Whoa, that was a close one! You almost stepped on a bunch of nails."

All that's missing is... no, wait; they got that too.

The first leaked screenshots of Tekken 7.

5 seconds later, the French army surrendered.

On a very special ICarly....Sam plays one trick too many.

Stomp 2: The Revenge

"Woman Gets Nailed" was a misleading title. Then they saw her in half and call it "The Topless Woman Show". I want my money back.

A shocked Russian lesbian notices an unfamilar appendage dangling between her lovers legs.

Billy Mays here for Hell. The place you didn't know was so much fun until now!

Vince Offer's secret fetish: burlesque Slap-Chop re-enactments.

Why aren't they in the kitchen?

Jessica Simpson's new hit, "These Boots Are Made for Making You Die, Bitch."

"No, Ms. Longstocking, I expect you to...die."

Rule 34:NO EXCEPTIONS

Ashton Kutcher got Miley Cyrus frickin' good!

And in Transformers 6, they didn't even have Megan Fox anymore.

2 little holes on the neck just aren't good enough for these Twilight kids.

Five seconds later, Francine surrendered.

She told her she wanted to be her sole mate...

How Conservatives see government-run health care.

"Oooh Gina, I can see your vajayjay!"

Weird fetish, check. Rubber boots, check. Now she just needs a shovel and she'll be ready to work for Cracked.

"More weight."

"I think we need to restrict the betting in our weekly poker game to money, Bill."

Finaly....after 4 Craptions i dont feel bad about my erection...

Do you really think that America's Funniest Home Videos is gonna buy that this was an accident?

"This is what you get for wearing the same outfit as me, goddammit!"

I think I got ripped off with this damn sleep number bed.

I know I shouldn't have taken this Acupuncture course behind the Denny's.

These boots are made for hovering creepily above other persons, and that's just what they'll do

This should be cencored, this kind of picture is ruining american children today, i mean look at those boots, they are brown and not yellow. What kinda messege does that sent to the youth!

Call now and get your 'Bed O'Nails' for the low low price of $1499.95, order now and get a discount coupon from 'White Daisies Funeral Home'!

Wedding Reception Don't #126

cracked, covering all my sexual fetishes since 1958.

Ringling Bros lost funding!

Honey...does this dress make me look dead? No? How about now?

She's screaming because she can see in between her legs.

Before the Spartan hole of death was built

Can't we just go with the coathanger method?

You could tell by Rachel's facial expression that Joanne wasn't wearing underwear.

"Well, I hate to give away the tricks of the magic circle, but I find smashing him in the balls with my feet a few times helps to destract from the spike pain in the back."

Lars von Trier's Stomp

just because chuck Norris can do it doesn't mean you can too

"Now you're sure you've done this bef- OH MY GOD!"