Swaimfan
When other companies say their boots are suitable for any terrain, they mean just like snow and shit. When we say, we mean it.
geniuswaitress
Mary-Kate and Ashley finally release the movie we've all really been waiting for.
Julius_Goat
Ah. So they're finally using visual aides to explain the relationship between patients and insurance companies.
Leaf
"Woman Gets Nailed" was a misleading title. Then they saw her in half and call it "The Topless Woman Show". I want my money back.
Nevlach
A shocked Russian lesbian notices an unfamilar appendage dangling between her lovers legs.
geniuswaitress
Jessica Simpson's new hit, "These Boots Are Made for Making You Die, Bitch."
Blinker_Fluid
Weird fetish, check. Rubber boots, check. Now she just needs a shovel and she'll be ready to work for Cracked.
VictorTyne
"I think we need to restrict the betting in our weekly poker game to money, Bill."
Pieter
Do you really think that America's Funniest Home Videos is gonna buy that this was an accident?
Dbooner13
This should be cencored, this kind of picture is ruining american children today, i mean look at those boots, they are brown and not yellow. What kinda messege does that sent to the youth!
secdp1
These boots are made for hovering creepily above other persons, and that's just what they'll do
KaspiantheGreat
Call now and get your 'Bed O'Nails' for the low low price of $1499.95, order now and get a discount coupon from 'White Daisies Funeral Home'!
You could tell by Rachel's facial expression that Joanne wasn't wearing underwear.
Stavros
"Well, I hate to give away the tricks of the magic circle, but I find smashing him in the balls with my feet a few times helps to destract from the spike pain in the back."
rahru
If she pukes, there's going to be a world-record 3 fluids involved in this exciting experiment.
Brett-Butler
When he stole Alex's wellies, she felt like she;d been stabbed in the back.
noreport
"I always need a step to reach those pesky wine glasses...oh, how convenient!!" "NOOOOOOO!"
Truthiness
What the fuck? I thought they were going to do the sawing in half trick! I didn't sign up for this!
Kamikaze Phoenix
People laughed, but opposing the Galoshes Gestapo could cost you your life.
dpollok
Oh good, she wore her rubber boots. It's hard as hell to get blood out of leather.
vdub191
This just in: Michael Jackson is, in fact, alive, and working at a bar in Berlin.
freerangex
Hi I'm Billy Mays, do you find cleaning the blood stains off your wellington boots tiresome? Then you need 'give it some welly' boot cleaner
geniuswaitress
She's the only woman I've ever seen who, when she gets hammered, actually thinks she's a hammer.
Redway
Unfortunately, rising medical costs have left people to take their own approach to acupuncture.
Kamikaze Phoenix
After trying out a number of stupid obscure fetishes, Madonna finally found the one that impressed people enough to spark a full comeback for her.
Ezpo
And two seconds later, the Swedish doctor had removed Mary's unsightly back tattoo. Along with her kidney, lungs, small intestine....
Redway
I was impressed enough when she was able to shove the entire sword in her you-know-where!
swankyway
Wait, forget it, I'd rather be unemployed! I'D RATHER BE UNEMPLOYED! oh god, that was my pancreas
pixelpenguin
When I said that I wanted to see a girl without pants on a bed about to be penetrated,THIS IS NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT!
scaryed
When I said I wanted to see 2 chicks nailing each other this isn't exactly what I had in mind.
porpoise-song
I'm okay now! I'm ready. Just do it!! No-no-no-no!! Okay, last time! Do it!
NextChewbacca
People started raising eyebrows when the U.S. implemented Japan's abortion practices.
patjk73
Horrified because apparently the carpet does not match the drapes, if you know what I mean.
greatgregory32
Today, at work, our magic trick didn't go as planned. Now I have to find a new partner. FML.
alexr114
The magicians volunteer had second thoughts after she noticed the rubber boots. Are you sure this is safe?...
Conzilla
After the second writers strike of 2024, it was clear the Saw series had run its course.
davidtchr
Sarah and Courtney decided to forgo the acupuncture lessons in favor of a trial-and-error approach...
Redway
Someone, somewhere, is masturbating to this! (And also, someone, somewhere is masturbating to the use of the "someone, somewhere is masturbating to this" Craption motif!)
MrStevehen
For some daughters of ex-President’s the return to a normal world is a bit more difficult, case in point, Chelsea Clinton.
Banter
***Newsflash*** Anti-abortion groups come under fire for 'unrealistic' poster campaign.
ParentesPizza
she makes that face becouse they decided on blue boots, and to her disgust, her partner wore the green ones.
ButcheringB
Would people please stop it with the france surrendering bit. There's no way it would ever get THIS far.
Zangetsu
First erectile disfunction, now lesbian connections... I'm guessing hetero is next *crosses fingers*
Ximon
A dedicated Charlize Theron endures painful make-up routines during filming of Hellraiser's Bride.
BaconEgg
Ok, I'll admit it!!! I ate your yoghurt this morning.. now can you please let me go!?
BaconEgg
"..oh my daughter Jenny? She's out with a friend of hers, they said something about getting body piercing.. ah well.. you know kids" =)
fapfap100
AAAHHH!!! I mean seriously, buy a razor or something. Geez. Its like a fucking chia pet up there.
italiangoddess
Obama's new "healthcare Plan" in case any of you fucking Liberals and Democrats want to know! FUCK ADOLF OBAMA!!!
TalkToPizza
The Cracked team turn on the irony by giving the winning craption the most votes...
pixelpenguin
When I said that I wanted to see a girl without pants, on a bed, and about to be penetrated, THIS ISN'T WHAT I FUCKING MEANT.
Schlockvalue
"Last night's shift in the iron maiden got me wondering...does Estonia even need a Coyote Ugly?"
BoyManChild
The powerful Spartan Kick would learn to humiliatingly diminish over the centuries to come
Myers
HI, BILLY MAYES HERE. ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR BOOTS WEARING OUT AFTER JUST 2 OR 3 STOMPINGS....
MC_Rap
and the bed of nails knew it was true love when Tess threw her body in front of shit covered rain boots
patjk73
German porn: I never know whether I should jerk off, throw up or both; and if both, which to do first.
Vodstok
Nothing personal, just practicing for when I get my hands on that fucking Carrot Top.
MattBlack
You know, the combination dominatrix/ chiropractor business seemed like such a good idea at the time...
AlbertRamirez
"I'm sorry, but you cannot leave North Korea without at least one torture session."
foodfiend
That dominatrix better be careful to avoid getting blood on those sweet green boots.
Holadewey
After selling Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe to comicbook nerds, now they are trying to sell it to extreme fetishists.
Boxy
Thesw bppt wer ,ade fpr wa;lomg Thas't just what they'll do. One of these days thses boota are gonna walk all over you.
z400100500
I don't think I explained this correctly. The point of this game is to AVOID getting nailed.
Vivaldi
I knew I shouldn't have bought that hooker from the shady parts of the Yellowbook.
Zangetsu
German porn. Looks cool at first, but wait till they start the defecation process...
Blancgab
The girl in blue was just making sure her friend didn't accidentally step on a bed of nails, that could have hurt!
paulg
The lie this woman is being told right now before they have sex: "you can trust me,hon. the camcorder is not on,i promise."
Ezpo
Two seconds later, the Swedish method had removed Mary's unsightly back tattoo. And her lungs, kidney, small intestine...
BaconEgg
how to be a model in 3-easy "steps".. see what *I did there? now fudge off.. >_>
bifff
"imagine a boot stamping on a human uterus...on a bed of nails-forever"- Orwell's original metaphor for big brother
Supermanfxk
I seriously think that's my ex girlfriend. I'm pretty sure of it actually....and it explains quite a bit.
metlahead
for /b/ randomness was just not enough, so they decided to take it to another level by mixing camwhores and gore.
Ablutie
Nancy Sinatra had it right: one of these days those boots are gonna walk all over you
hammahamma
wow shes screwed...get it because they might be screws and not nails...oh fuck you guys
zild3d
Someone should let her know that lesbians don't need abortions after unprotected sex.
KaspiantheGreat
5 minutes ago she was 400 pounds... this is just how they give liposuctions in Russia
KaspiantheGreat
Thats right Jen, its the perfect mattress for all sick masochistic freaks just like you and me...
Sam.Schweikert
Nail girl: Do you hear that? Boot girl: thats just the money you could be saving with Geico
Shananigans79
The "Welcome Mat" - the latest German fetish. Remember to wipe your feet before slipping it in.
ElMendigo
Okay I'm ready. Yeah, ok go. Wait, what are you doing? What the fu - OH SWEET JESUS NO!
Realrocker88
Student: Mr. Owl, how many stomps does it take to get to the center of a lesbian? Owl: Let's find out!
Realrocker88
Student: Mr. Owl, how many kicks does it take to get to the center of a lesbian? Owl: Let's find out! 1,2,3....
smoochy
They spent Years studying with the Greats of Europe, to bring this to you tonight.
TalkToPizza
What are the chances of the second best craption being the winner at the end?
Ivel
I don't see why she had to cheat on me, she could have been more clear on wanting stilletos.
mattacer
panty hose 5$ rubber boots 50$ the look on your face while laying on a bed of nails.............priceless
RWMagpie
I was gonna do an S&M thing, but fuck it, just slide this down to the fucking bottom, as usual.
MC_Rap
Lesbians ratchet up the recruitment. men lay their jackets across puddles for women? They'll lay their bodies over nails
MC_Rap
"You know, Kelly, for Halloween I want to be a turtle...but..." "What's the problem, Janice?" "I don't know how to keep the shell on." "Wait, this may sound crazy..."
MC_Rap
Candy picked the worse possible time to tell Phyllis she was sleeping with her husband
MC_Rap
knowing flat chested women weren't good for anything else, Bill Gates starts giving them jobs as welcome mats.
Fawkes13
its all fun and games until someone gets stomped into a bed of nails....then its craption time!!!
augiesgirl
"well, I didnt wanna go bare foot considering the aids im probably going to get, and the only shoes I had were rainboots bitch!"
Papillon
Bugger, work a night shift and miss a craption roll-over. If I am not mistaken they are both red-heads.
surrealfishgod
"Die Präriewolf Hässlich", the German remake of Coyote Ugly, hits theaters this Friday.
DasManxome
It brings me a great sadness that someone, somewhere finds this highly attractive.
Blip-Blap
...and when I stomp my foot, mud will fly from her vagina, and cover the audience.
IcemanLeigh
They do this every week.. but the look on the red head is because the other girl hadn't shaved this time..
BaconEgg
What happened to the REAL winning craption? the one that said like "oh no, i posted my craption 40 seconds late, now it will never be seen!"
ChriszeHitman
''Are you sure this is safe''??? ... ''Ya, don't worry'' ''AAAAAAAAAHH'' X_X
papajon0s1
We may have a new entry in the "famous last words" article... i.e. "Hey, ew, I can totally see you ju ... nk...aaaaargh!"
quagmyre
Bed of nails? Check...Rubber boots? Check...Sacrificial Virgin? Check...Supersized Cup of WTF? Check...Let the craptions begin
libido
With stricter animal abuse laws being enforced, the stomp fetish community took drastic measures.
GWINDOR33
Are you sure this is going to work?--Trust me I've done this like a thousand times.
kcs316
The lesbian equivalent of laying your coat across a mud puddle. Except f*cking insane.
tdragon316
Always bring your rubbers when going out for a night of clubbing, or unusual torture, whatever the case may be.
mindcandii
"I bask in your look of horror! Mwahahah!" exclaimed the freshly-exposed vagina
theatrain
Is it sad that out of all of the shit that is going on here, I'm only questioning the rubber boots?
Jeroen77
And in the final moments she realised, she forget how to actually do this trick...
ColbyRellitray
Look, I know we're here celebrating what makes us different and not a part of the system, but guys, marijuana is ILLEGAL. Not cool. Not cool at all.
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