Other Craptions

And that's how baby trucks are made...

The truckers' secret handshake.

The redneck Statue of Liberty

So did I pass?

The sting of a truck scorpion kills anything.

Best accident ever

Cirque Du Soleil for rednecks.

If Magneto had erectile dysfunction.

a scene from "Smokey and the Ass-Bandit"...

The sad thing is that the trucks are getting more than the guy who made this ever will.

In every parent's life, there is that awkward moment when your child asks "Where do cars come from?"

Ya'll, that there is a piece 'a ART! GIT R DONE!!!!

"God told me to build this," said Billy Ray

"Hello, Geico? Do you cover mid-air collisions by homosexual tractor-trailors?"

Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya.

If I read another completely original Michael Bay, or Chuck Norris craption I'm going to jump head first off this bitchin truck statue.

Kris Kristofferson is back, with one badass Convoy II.

I swear I didn't google "trucks fucking"!

Transformers 3 : Rise of the Boners!

how do you explain this to the insurance companies?

This is either fucked up modern art or one still in an 18 wheeler claymation porn video. Either way I have an erection.

Optimus 69

You din't bring the truck widdga-diddga?

"Excuse me boys, I left my sandal up there, would you mind getting it for me, tee hee."

Riddle me this, Batman...

Well, I've just got one question.....see, the thing looks like a big effin question mark. Sorry, forget I mentioned it.

When I heard David Carradine died in an auto-erotic fatality, I pictured something more like this.

Eastbound and Down

Jeff Foxworthy's adaptation of the Ice-Capades was not as successful as he had hoped.

"Yeah, I'm not...used...to a stick shift..."

Moments later, the crowd was sprayed with a shower of oil and grease.

The Iron Giants Penis

"Did I pass this time Mrs.Puff?"

The evolution of Truckasaurus

The All New Episode of "Rednecks Gone Wild"

"Are you sure the toll booth guy is gonna buy this?"

And so doomed the cracked readership to associate every picture of a vehicle to a bad Transformers joke. Fuck you Sev Squad.

Here's yer sign.

Part truck, part...pipe, thing, ALL badass

Clearly, this week's theme is 'Heavy Metal'...or 'gay' again.

There's a penis joke somewhere near by.

Somewhere, Optimus Prime is masturbating to this

I don't know whether to worship it or to run for my life

WTF!!?? 4 Michael Bay references in just 9 craptions. And there isn't even a sliver of Megan Fox in it.

Laugh away, but his CB reception is off the hook.

Breaker 1-9, is that you, Smilin' Bob?

I swear officer, we parked them side by side, and in the morning we found this...

"Alright, look, you nancy's. We're going to build us a sculpture. Out of fucking trucks." "Where'll we put it?" "The middle of the desert."

Optimus and Ultra Magnus would often rendevous at truck stops.