Craptions

Oct 10th, 2009

bubblebrain

And that's how baby trucks are made...

seltuim

The truckers' secret handshake.

aaa182

The redneck Statue of Liberty

RunningFast

So did I pass?

Lennyjaycor

The sting of a truck scorpion kills anything.

bcanders

Best accident ever

cuthbert9000

Cirque Du Soleil for rednecks.

bubblebrain

a scene from "Smokey and the Ass-Bandit"...

NextChewbacca

If Magneto had erectile dysfunction.

racedogg2

The sad thing is that the trucks are getting more than the guy who made this ever will.

bcanders

In every parent's life, there is that awkward moment when your child asks "Where do cars come from?"

Rockforchumps

Ya'll, that there is a piece 'a ART! GIT R DONE!!!!

lighter

"God told me to build this," said Billy Ray

Maeklos

"Hello, Geico? Do you cover mid-air collisions by homosexual tractor-trailors?"

dpollok

Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya.

coda543

If I read another completely original Michael Bay, or Chuck Norris craption I'm going to jump head first off this bitchin truck statue.

geniuswaitress

Kris Kristofferson is back, with one badass Convoy II.

Creative9

Transformers 3 : Rise of the Boners!

captainHamsack

I swear I didn't google "trucks fucking"!

newchef

how do you explain this to the insurance companies?

rockordude21

This is either fucked up modern art or one still in an 18 wheeler claymation porn video. Either way I have an erection.

Julius_Goat

Optimus 69

Zangetsu

You din't bring the truck widdga-diddga?

vain

"Excuse me boys, I left my sandal up there, would you mind getting it for me, tee hee."

Renfield7

Riddle me this, Batman...

quagmyre

Well, I've just got one question.....see, the thing looks like a big effin question mark. Sorry, forget I mentioned it.

geniuswaitress

When I heard David Carradine died in an auto-erotic fatality, I pictured something more like this.

vdub191

Jeff Foxworthy's adaptation of the Ice-Capades was not as successful as he had hoped.

M-Dub

Eastbound and Down

deaved_wrath

"Yeah, I'm not...used...to a stick shift..."

bcanders

Moments later, the crowd was sprayed with a shower of oil and grease.

Boopadre

The Iron Giants Penis

beechnutbeserkr

"Did I pass this time Mrs.Puff?"

Cap

The evolution of Truckasaurus

j.kimm

The All New Episode of "Rednecks Gone Wild"

Steaderz92

Part truck, part...pipe, thing, ALL badass

ChefSNP

And so doomed the cracked readership to associate every picture of a vehicle to a bad Transformers joke. Fuck you Sev Squad.

Casstaway

"Are you sure the toll booth guy is gonna buy this?"

mjboudx

Here's yer sign.

Zangetsu

There's a penis joke somewhere near by.

librarianmike

Clearly, this week's theme is 'Heavy Metal'...or 'gay' again.

seltuim

WTF!!?? 4 Michael Bay references in just 9 craptions. And there isn't even a sliver of Megan Fox in it.

Lavender

I don't know whether to worship it or to run for my life

geniuswaitress

Laugh away, but his CB reception is off the hook.

Ablutie

Somewhere, Optimus Prime is masturbating to this

dpollok

I swear officer, we parked them side by side, and in the morning we found this...

dpollok

Breaker 1-9, is that you, Smilin' Bob?

Renfield7

Optimus and Ultra Magnus would often rendevous at truck stops.

bdadz

Who knew that the truck version of Mortal Combat would be even cooler than the regular?

nirot

"Alright, look, you nancy's. We're going to build us a sculpture. Out of fucking trucks." "Where'll we put it?" "The middle of the desert."

Julius_Goat

It still gets better gas mileage than the Hummer.

librarianmike

Truck destroy what Truck no understand!

LilMcGil

At least this Craption has a chick in hotpants.

dpollok

Get a garage, you two!!!

katamariape

If M.C. Escher was born in Kentucky.

CptxMorgan

And thus ends our tale of two star crossed lovers.

Wiseman_2

Where's boob week?

dpollok

WTT...What the truck?

sish2000

Cirque du semi

dpollok

Just wait for the money shot.

h3llo41

an action scene from "Crouching Trucker, Hidden Engine"

AlucardJones

is that thing 69ing itself?

mikee212

"Oh god, Optimus! Nobody wants to see that kinky shit!"

geniuswaitress

Few people have ever observed the actual mating ritual.

MattBlack

Snakes from a mother-truckin' frame!

Julius_Goat

The plaque says, "Fuck you, Al Gore."

geniuswaitress

When you outlaw cockfights in rural towns, you're just asking for this shit.

patthehun

Now you're just blowing smoke up my ass!

geniuswaitress

Aw, jeez. I always get stuck behind the worst drivers.

geniuswaitress

"I said 'Do you have any Grey Poupon', motherfucker!"

dpollok

**Producers note: The Ron Jeremy episode of "Trick My Truck" has been cancelled.**

MCRrox

"chuck Norris was here"

Sephris

Optimus Prime and his girlfriend,Optimissus Prime, have sex...hilarity ensues.

vain

Jungle gym for real men.

geniuswaitress

Throw Megan Fox in there, and you got yourself a billion-dollar hit.

Trioxide

Worst trombone solo ever.

DrSasquatchula

Needless to say, John was very angry when he caught the neighbor's semi mating with his.

bcanders

This is how Ford pick up trucks are born

patthehun

Auto-fellatio

OhWiseOne

Finally Optimus Prime got tired of Michael Bay and his shit.

Liquorish

The Matrucks Reloaded

MattNightingale

Unfortunately, Mrs. Garret, because they share a gas tank, separation would almost certainly mean death for one, if not both, of them.

Optimus Prime's attempt at disguising his erection was average at best.

ParentesPizza

Trucker Porn is Awsome!

Kamikaze Phoenix

The sting of the desert Big Rig is quite deadly, even to others of it's own kind.

Steaderz92

Not bad for a first driving lesson amirite?!

geniuswaitress

Another Saturday night at the weigh station.

katamariape

After they installed the McDonald's, the Louvre really went downhill.

Steaderz92

Transformers 3 had a lower budget than the others

fattemathecrazy

The day optimus prime was conceived.

angst9ine

Worst transformer ever!

dpollok

Herbie, The Love Truck

bconley

The world's first porno starring Transformers

deaved_wrath

This dude can do THIS, but he can't parallel-park?

dpollok

Apparently they need human intervention to complete the act.

deaved_wrath

If you look to the right, you'll see 20 more trucks spelling "UCK IT!"

patthehun

Mothertrucking fucks always trucking it up on the fucking mothertrucking causeway!

dpollok

Cirque du Sunoco

katamariape

Previously on Lost...

CaptainTrips

You'd think sentient trucks would be awesome, but no... they just sit there... doing THIS. ALL DAY.

futhamucka

TRUCKASAURUS! TRUCKASAURUS! TRUCKASAURUS! THIS SATURDAY! SATURDAY! SATURDAY! TRUCKASAURUS!

LilMcGil

Michael Bay's first version of Transformers sucked.

Blinker_Fluid

I think I'm finally starting to understand the theory of a 10 dimensional universe.

Julius_Goat

Nine months later, Tonka trucks will be born.

BillWilliams

auto-felatio

LilMcGil

Two trucks enter, one truck bangs the other.

Zangetsu

Michael Bay. Fire. Phallic innuendo. The sure reciepe for success.

dpollok

See what happens when you try to haul Viagra in bulk!

Renfield7

I've seen that happen to dragonflies too.

Vinz_Clortho

The convention got really out of hand when someone brought a model of their favorite slash fiction

Fed

Michael Bay guest directs Sesame Street's letter of the day.

dpollok

Is this the San Francisco Trucker's Union?

racedogg2

Ever since Optimus Prime got bipolar disorder, he's really been beating himself up.

geniuswaitress

Wait'll they do Swan Lake. It'll make you weep.

Blinker_Fluid

Breaker breaker dancing

Casstaway

Give me a C, give me a B, get me Triple A!

dpollok

"I like to look in your windshield while we do it."

Papillon

Masonic Truckers.

RogersIB

"CRIKEY mate, it is the rare Australian Scorpious Truckus!"

Boxy

Go truck yourself

RogersIB

Broke Back Tanker

lapsedsatanist

its parents were cousins

geekdiggy

Optimus Prime recruits for yoga class

jetsnuts

And you thought Ice Road Trucking was difficult

zastrow

Clearly, fans of "Rocket Launcher" have not yet learned that some video games just don't translate well to the screen.

deaved_wrath

Michael Bay's Cars

Stratocaster

By transformers 4 they really just stopped caring

Mikelibrarian

Mommy are those trucks hurting each other?

Blinker_Fluid

Transformers on Ice

DuckyVonKarma

KARma Sutra! With a K, you idiots!

dpollok

What's worse is when you get a whole swarm of these suckers on your windshield.

bmiles1025

And you said I would never make it as a truck chiropractor. Well look who's laughing now asshole.

harleya48

The two guys that are climbing are actually exchanging insurance information

angst9ine

And this, Transforms into a female going down on her self.

Papillon

This goes to prove that trucker will sometimes bend over backwards to accommodate other road users.

dpollok

ABC's new hit, "Driving Like The Stars", promises to deliver thrills galore.

Papillon

I told you that you were holding the schematic upside down, you Git.

Papillon

No it won't pass the road fitness test.

smoochy

It will have to be next week. My Trucks are all tied-up right now.

RogersIB

'S' is for Semi.

Amadeuic

Fig. 1: If you can think of a fetish, you can find it on the internet.

Casstaway

"Avoid the scales? Man, we are the scales!"

M-Dub

Why the USA was NOT chosen to host the Olympics...

patjk73

Keep On Fucking, I mean Trucking, no wait Fucking... Both?

patjk73

Does anybody have a garden hose? I hear it works for pets...

patjk73

A Mortal Combat: Transformers video game was just an all 'round bad idea.

patjk73

Judging from the blue and gray truck cab colors, I see the South is STILL upset about losing the Civil War.

Fawkes13

here we see the rare mating dance of Big Rigs, long believed to be myth until Billy Bob caught this remarkable footage on camera....

patjk73

This is what happens when Magneto sneezes.

Wrellis

Best. Sex Ed class. Ever.

jakamneziak

(to be spoken in a stephen hawking accent) the DNA in our genetic code is 98% the same as that of the oil tanker.

sspwnage

damn squirrels running across the roads

thelizard

Take the picture, guys! TAKE THE PICTURE! NOW!!!

deaved_wrath

This picture was taken 1 second before an explosion took place.

Truthiness

It's the Karma Sutra.

Thejade

Evil Keniveil is really raising the bar with his new stunts.

Vinz_Clortho

The worst part about this position is awkward way you roll afterwards

Kamikaze Phoenix

The drivers were fine, but the trucks definitely had whiplash, and were experiencing sharp cab pains.

filler

Superman fell off the wagon again.

smoochy

I was having a Thing, with this reporter, Lois Lane......

Lavender

See we pickup the potatoes in Idaho & by the time we reach NY - VODKA!

racedogg2

Michael Bay's Girls Gone Wild

eyeofdeath13

And you thought passing on the right was dangerous...

Valthonis

Optimus Prime has really let himself go.

dpollok

That's obscene, with fuel prices skyrocketing and all!

Casstaway

What should happen to truckers when they block both lanes of the highway ...

dpollok

Please don't tell me this got federal funding.

slvs

Trock Climbing

dpollok

Who's going to pay for two rear-end alignments?

dpollok

...and they named their baby "Mackworth".

looney237

Sylvester Stallone in: Over the Top 2

Lavender

Yeah, whatever. But can it do a sit spin & a triple axel? I don't think so!

iamgine

"Okay guys, everything's set. Now lets burn this motherf*cker for tomorrow's craption."

MrSwuave

What?!

Papillon

The kids are really going to like this fancy climbing frame.

Moony

The wild Truck, fighting for dominance.

Papillon

While I was performing an emergency stop this other wanker tail-ended me.

Nevlach

Somewhere, some mechanic, got his ass fired...

Boxy

We got a great big convoy rockin' trhough the night. oh god what haave I done?

communismfairy

inspired by the snake charmers of India, rednecks, of course, gave us this.

Sissyphus

James, new to the art world, was confused by the commission for a semi-permanent art installation.

Administrator

This is what plumbers refer to as a Gamma bend.

Casstaway

Village People Trucking Inc. just didn't get off the ground, well it did, but it didn't.

Casstaway

And this is why we don't stop for hitch hikers!

RogersIB

I semi get what the artist was going for here.

RogersIB

Magneto needs to get a real job.

Boxy

Karhma Sutra for Peterbuilts

Lennyjaycor

"Dancing With The Cars!"

Iceland

Looks like Optimus has taken his yoga routine a bit too far.

m3m0r3

Y, M, C... eh?

Dupuis18

and so i said to my sister/wife "this is the most beautiful thing i ever did saw"

M-Dub

The Boring Man Festival

hellknight

AUTOBOTS ROLL OU.....uh....nevermind I am going for a drink..

Kamikaze Phoenix

That's the difference between a Hump Truck and a Dump Truck.

mjboudx

Honestly Jeb, why couldn't you just buy a pink flamingo?

mjboudx

This is why women shouldn't drive trucks.

Tannaman

So THIS is why gas is so expensive now.....

thejamestrain

semi-bifida

BurningEther

Spiderman, Spiderman, just your convoy Spiderman...

arkhmpatient

the ancient mayans were truly ahead of their time

patjk73

Like sharks & remora, trucks & humans also have a symbiotic relationship.

patjk73

Greco-Roman Trucking

patjk73

Like the buffalo of the Great Plains, the large, slow-moving eighteen wheeler has been hunted almost to extinction.

patjk73

They just don't make jungle gyms like they used to.

DarkWolfe5

I can't believe they BOUGHT it!

Fawkes13

much to his shame Optimus Prime never lived down that wild night in Vegas once the pictures hit the internet....

patjk73

Is this what a semi-erection looks like?

Shananigans79

The last time anyone asked "What would Macgyver do?"

Anthony_H

Dali is alive and well!

Lavender

O, I LOVE Truck Rhythm Gymnastic Olympics!

Vinz_Clortho

The mac truck training course just got that much more awesome!

professor13

Optimus Prime: The Making Of

Charlie1224

"Halleleugh, it's raining trucks!"

Renfield7

In Texas, this is art!

Vinz_Clortho

Secret trucker martial arts school. Now you have another reason to avoid fucking with them

MattNightingale

"This is the oldest, most complete skeleton of a truckasaurus ever uncovered."

Renfield7

Gay.

quagmyre

"Because it was there, That's why!"

angst9ine

This is what happens when retards are given creative freedom!

Sgt.Grumbles

In retrospect, it was a poor idea to higher MC Escher as an engineer.

Casstaway

Breaker, breaker, I think we got us a con-joined!

MattNightingale

"How's my driving? Call 1-800-555-1672"

j.kimm

I just wish that I could vote for my own craption, Repeatedly...

iamgine

Trucks Gone Wild!!!

iamgine

Trucks are gay.

fade

Fake!!1

Nevlach

Its a semi circle....

Casstaway

Those Mac over PC commercials just keep getting better.

RogersIB

Truck riding is fast out pacing bull riding.

h3llo41

and the Olympic metal for gymnastic goes to the Truckers

Boxy

This craption grwos tiresome

balaban

The movie adaptation of the popular game "Pipe"

Casstaway

I don't know if this effort by the Mexican drug cartels - sucks or blows?

Boxy

Michelan man gets fucking pissed off

Boxy

Transient formers.

snolan

Who would've thought that synchronized trucking would've been such a hit?

Sissyphus

Henry Ford's brief foray into typography was cut short due to financial diffuculties.

Casstaway

"Hey, Jose', are we over the border yet?"

katamariape

Judging by today and yesterday's picture, Cracked seems to be getting a head start on 'LSD Week'.

TheChuck

Page 37 of the Mac-Sutra

ApxayyELoS

"And this, son, is how cars are made."

Amer

This was actually made for the Burning Man Festival. There's no joke here. I just thought I'd let you know. Yeah, so..later.

DSeanD

Why is that guy up there humping it?

WonderCow

Hey, I think that chick's topless!

RockstarGenius

See terrorists? This is what we build when we're bored. Any questions?

WonderCow

Is that chick topless?

ElmerFudd

because some transformers have a secret love of ballet

thatserafimkid

My favorite part is the guy with the butt crack that goes all the way up his back

HMS_Ford

Problems like this disappeared once CB radios became popular.

mets0020

Bestiality in 500 years

lml_static_lml

Riddle me this. How the f*** did I do this?

hamsterfluff

Even the transformers want to know why Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize.

BrokeandSticky

You see son...when a Mommy truck and a Daddy truck love each other..they sometimes do things......

oogoa

An excerpt from the "Car-Ma Sutra"

spooky767

if you can read this you're to close.

Jeneric

"...and thats why DMV only issues Class A licenses to ONE woman at a time..."

patjk73

After the tanker of Cialis overturned, all anyone could do was to wait 4 hours before seeking immediate medical attention.

BluMousr

No one questioned Megatron's sexuality until they found this in his top drawer.

patjk73

Figure Trucking is like Figure Skating without the ice, the skates and the costumes, and with big trucks instead.

Zangetsu

Somewhere far away there's a Decepticon furiously jerking off to this...

cobalt

"So that's what getting trucked in the ass looks like!"

Sergeant_Basil

Truck ballet.

hardik

And Riddler joins forces with The Mechanic. Will Batman be able to fight back? Tune in next week to find out..

tanklord

Transport 69.

Gothic

One more truck sex joke and I'm jumping off that thing's dong... Oh shit.

Starsky7

optimus prime's penile implant

jaimegutz

Japanese porn industry outdoes itself again

Vinz_Clortho

Semi-Carma Sutra

callmekool

Limp My Ride

Lennyjaycor

Michael Bay is getting a little crazy with the Transformers..

LilMcGil

Ha! That guy's climbing my pole.

Cap

Uh...I don't get it.

Zangetsu

We already know that the only way to make transforming cars cooler is by adding Megan Fox.

Vinz_Clortho

You wana Dance Pretty Boy?

ED_209

The sextape of Optimus Primes' parents.

callmekool

How Transformers have a 69

Anthony_H

Chuck Norris was here

LilMcGil

See Timmy, this is why you don't stick your dick in the fuel hole.

Lennyjaycor

20 Wheelers, you can carry a shit ton of toilet paper.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Circre de Truquee is a big event for shirtless nomads, and they over a dozen turned up for this one.

Cap

So, THAT'S how you know it's a gay truck stop

Anthony_H

...And that's the answer of "where the trucks came from?", son...

Barnato

FuckerTruckersaurus

librarianmike

The Trucktrix Reloaded

Cap

..and that's where Hot Wheels come from, Jimmy!

Zangetsu

That's the most wheels I've ever seen on a truck, and that's not even the coolest part about it!

callmekool

Transformers Gay Porn

Cap

The Yin and the Mack

bondfan42

what a plyplace for Truckers looks like

vain

Optimus forgot to stretch before doing yoga.

Vinz_Clortho

No! I told you to climb it not stroke it!

Lennyjaycor

Twins!

bolankeith

Ford isn't even trying anymore

Cap

Pokemack!

Lavender

The prototype of making milkshakes during transit

shaun2520

They are loosing budget fo rthe next Tranformers Movie.

Magda

Rare glimpse of the mating rituals of Truckus Eighteen-Wheelerus.

Zangetsu

I think Hybrid cars have taken this whole "Large surface solar panels, most eco-friendly car to date" thing too far.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Where Transformers actually come from.

vain

One man's 40 car pile-up is another man's art.

shaun2520

Why is that guy half-naked at bottom of the screen.

Renfield7

Ah... The mating ritual of the Midwestern Hick.

Kerpi

Even Michael Bay couldn't fuck this Transformer up.

psity

Optimus coming out of the closet

shatteredpelvis

"When Trucks Attack!"

LouBriccant

From Transformers 3, during Michael Bay's "artistic period."

Vinz_Clortho

Nerdgasm!

Charlie1224

"I told you not to put weed in the trucks!"

Chug

Why truckers shouldn't read the Karma Sutra.

DeSandman

I told you the new Peterbilts would have twice the power of older trucks

Charlie1224

"I told you Transformers were gay didn't I?"

rockordude21

"Tim get down from there. Put your shirt on." "Fuck you! I am spider-man."

shaun2520

Shia LaBeouf didn't know what to make of this setup. Scratch Scratch?

Renfield7

Daddy? What's your truck doing to mommy's truck?

LouBriccant

At least the trucks are wearing rubbers for their orgy.

Vinz_Clortho

Forget the trucks, is that chick topless?

Charlie1224

"This is the best Congress can do to try to fix this country?"

Rockforchumps

Here you can see the two semis during mating season.

professor13

What? A truck orgy? Sorry, I'm too busy trying to figure out if the topless person in the foreground is a guy or a girl.

The_Big_L

Transformers version of "I have two dads"

opienzeroz

just give ma second im almost finished

bmiles1025

of course there's a shirtless guy that said, "Fuck it, I'm climbing that son of a bitch"

loopsheloop

"It's fun to stay at the Y, M, OH FUCK."

Khazarad

Dude, there's a guy humping that penis-truck.

bdadz

The vehicle version of Voltron just wasn't as cool as the lion version.

Lavender

What do you mean, the highest scores we got, only gave us 3rd place at the Truck RollerSkate/BreakDance Competition?

Imashinu

So this is what happens when Micheal Bay designs a truck

Casstaway

Truck stop hookers!

rhichi

The Transformers, caught in the act.

harleya48

The mating ritual of Optimus Prime

WALKINGTACO

I have the biggest Penis. end of discussion

CaramelBear

"Truck Style"

loopsheloop

The truck stop adaption of "YMCA" ended in tears.

BongHippie

"Step up" staring Optimus Prime

CaramelBear

When the police officers arrived at the scene of the crash, all they could do was laugh.

harleya48

Two 9 ton Semi-trucks defying gravity... Let's try to climb it!

vain

John always had a thing for twisted metal, but he couldn't control himself when he saw this. He pulled down his pants and climbed, looking for a hole.

fozzy-bear

Tim burton's "Cars"

WALKINGTACO

it's slinky, it's slinky, a toy for bad-ass boys.

cmob

You fags would focus on the penis trucks, and completely over look the babe with a wedgie.

iamgine

Disney's new movie: Tarzan vs Transformers

Gundari

What Optimus Primes penis looks like

patthehun

I thought "auto-fellatio" was funny...

Lavender

More proof of why playing around with genetics are a bad bad thing

Boopadre

Robot sex toy

ParentesPizza

It gets harder and harder to do the specialized handshake to get into a truckers sorority house these days.

Boopadre

New from Ford the un-flippable truck

Wackbeard

Obama/Optimus with all of tranforming/change will only lead to gay-marriages/(What ever that is in the picture) and we as Neo-Cons/Decepticons cant let that happen!!!

quagmyre

Stimulus money or not, Noone is expecting Chevrolet to emerge from bankruptcy soon.

ParentesPizza

...Hillbilly's playground, its not the trucks, its the shirtless men climbing it that gave it away.

Superstoksey

The annual trucker's convention finally opens the NSFW contest

Casstaway

Open up the borders to Mexican truckers and see what happens!

Nevlach

And people thought Ice Road Truckers was badass.

Hamsterballs

How'd you like to get shirtless guys climbing you during sex!?

Nevlach

The mating ritual of big-rigs.

Papillon

Why are some of the people in this photo semi naked?

Moony

Optimus Prime likes to show off his penis.

Casstaway

"When I said 'Woah!', I means a 'Woah' - Mother trucker!

RogersIB

Semi Love Dance

Moony

Meet the new Transformer- Hillbilly Heckle!

Casstaway

If you look up, you can see the Western star!

RogersIB

"Truckers love porn... REGIS! We will make a truck porn! mUHaHaHa!"

tubbyninja

Because the trucks need some lovin' too.

Moony

Chuck 'E' Cheese for rednecks.

Eldrythan

I have no witty comment for this. This is just...damn, I'm even lacking a proper word to describe how stupid it is.

discdeath

I just know that at the the of all this there's going to be a Stork with a broken neck.

arkhmpatient

some scientist wondered how ancient egyptians built some of their monuments

RogersIB

After the oil stopped flowing, creative uses were found for the now useless tankers.

RogersIB

America unilaterally decomissioned it's tankers as it switched to a renewable energy economy. Ok, that is a joke.

Charlie1224

"Without Megan Fox millions of perverts decided not to see Transformers 6, when will it end?"

Charlie1224

"Worse movie knock offs soon followed transformers including, Truck Humping, the erotic adventures of Truckasauras'

RogersIB

Inbred Transformer

Charlie1224

"Why make a transformers movie 50 years in the future no one will see a 70 year old Megan Fox in slutty clothes"

Boxy

Turckin' A!

LCP

Ford Bend-150

caveman77

Oh look son its two transformers hugging...wait oh god there not hugging cover your eyes Timmy!

HTM

see, if we had just waited the carprk would have been empty

Boxy

You should see what the trailer morf into.

mrbacons

why truckers should never, ever do drugs

Casstaway

"No, I said 'I'll drive the truck and you ... roll the joint!"

avonbarksdale

Whoa! Chuck Norris was here! Amiright? Because he's such a badass and shit. Get it?

caveman77

And over here we have the latest sculpture by up and coming artist Bubba Jenkins titled "My daddy touched me".

el1diablo

this season on dancing with the stars, optimus prime!

avonbarksdale

Michael Bay's truck, featuring Chuck Norris and Cthulu. Jokes!

el1diablo

the consequences of robot incest

Casstaway

US Customs had never heard of Trojan Trucking before but they let'um in anyways.

Grogger

Optimus Prime's inbred bastard child.

avonbarksdale

I don't know if I get the whole thing up my ass but it sure would be fun tryin'. Yeeeeeeeeehaw!

LaughingMan9

look at that mother-trucker climb

Casstaway

The Blue Man Group arrive at their next concert.

avonbarksdale

I don't know if I can get the whole thing up my ass but it sure will be fun tryin'. Yeeeeeeeeehaw!

geekdiggy

the question you're all wondering: how the FUCK did they make this?

Casstaway

The Cirque du Freightliner?

soraroks

Look Mom, no hands!

jakflak

In California even the trucks themselves feel free enough to come out of the closet and express themselves.

avonbarksdale

"I think you can fuck this part Skeeter. Come on up!"

BurningEther

Cirque du Trucklei

PapoGigo

Brokeback RestStop

jakflak

This year even the rednecks made a contribution to the Burning Man.

emperorwayne

Nine months later they welcomed their son Optimus to the world.

donuts

Redneck k'nex

Intangelon

Freightliner Yoga.

TromeoQue

The insurance company is never gonna believe this!

outhousejanitor

Dear God! Optimus! What happened!?

badillo

Artist rendition of Optimus Prime Conception.

sonic0072008

Michael Bay's way of thinking a new movie.

fattemathecrazy

I was the FIRST one to make an Optimus Prime reference and I only have 2 votes, one made by me. I hate you GUYS!

BigDickJohnson

Michael Bay's Wet Dream

vamphunterd

What happens when truckers don't think good thoughts.

BigDickJohnson

A Transformer's Sex Toy

BigDickJohnson

Amazingly the Katma Sutra could be performed by Trucks as well as humans

MP17789

Damn you Michael Bay, your just taking the piss now!

mister.write

Redneck amusement park

BigDickJohnson

An orgasm acted out through interpative dance in Alabama

Charlie1224

"Humping a truck sounds as appealing as painting a fence"

jdubyah15

Thanks to the depletion of trees in trailer parks, Jimbo's Truck Climbing Walls flourished.

mister.write

Truck stop porn

BigDickJohnson

If you find this picture sexual stimulating you might be a redneck

mister.write

Are you sure this water slide you built is safe, Clem? Sure it is! There's air bags, ain't there?

librarianmike

The Matrux

d1k

Transformers Mating Ritual.

Dupuis18

Siamese transformers!!

themanhimself

Michael Bay got existential for the new Transformers.

CXC-runner-083

mom... that bitch at the DMV failed me... NO!!! i have no idea why!!

icallshotgun_

God's Penis.

Marzat

The Making of Optimus Prime.

talzag7

A trucker's idea of autoeroticism.

M-Dub

Semi-Stupid

h3llo41

theyre forming a question mark "for what the hell are we doing?"

sunnyfosho

mechanic at the bottom is like: 'what seems to be the problem?'

tjm1160

no, Tom, that's not what i meant when i said "pull a u-ey"

M-Dub

So it's no surprise that many truck drivers are also cross-dressers...

Mr.FirstNighter

Hollywood totally loses it's grip on reality in movie stunts

montanaguy

When two gay trucks love each other very much.........

Mr.FirstNighter

Parking lot accidents, vol.3 Women drivers

WeezelNation

There are no words that can describe the beauty of two mating 16 wheelers

wilsonjhenry

The consequence of transformers inbreeding

Ace22

Is that a topless chick in the foreground?

Destructicus

...and that's how trucks are born.

lollerskates020

The Russian judge gives it a 4.5

lackofcolour13

Optimus Prime became saddened by the realization that he lacked the dexterity necessary to suck his own cock.

illskilla

Optimus Prime during his gay college years

mjboudx

And THAT, is how trucks are made.

kelvinanism

I thought it was burning man, not humping truck

mjboudx

Reverse upside-down, inverted cowgirl position.

lackofcolour13

Optimus Prime once again realized that he lacked the dexterity needed to suck his own cock.

Jesus,Jess

So that's where transformers come from.

mr_fortune

Well,Optimus warned us about his chronic back problem...

DMMC

JENGA!

mjboudx

Shirtless Superman seen here attempting to juggle two semis and a large redneck.

GargledaMailman

Monument to the brave trucker's who came in the olden days

Bergatron

Optimus Prime's siamese twin cousins.

grendelous

Worst. Transformer. Ever.

fiddleronthmoon

one man's trailer trash...

gadlen

and in traffic, blocking the right two lanes of highway 101 north are two overturned trac... correction, overturning tractor trailers.

ElmerFudd

Transformers On Ice

hammahamma

Yeah, but can he do tricks?

hammahamma

Wonder how it drives...

more_hamburgers

If only those trucks were on fire somehow.

BeesKnees

C'mon folks, check out what's up this semi's-colon!

Saz

The hitchhiker's memorial.

hammahamma

It must do badass rolls.

Brooklynxman

I'd say something about women drivers, but the overwhelming majority of female truckers could kick my ass

jetsnuts

And u thought Ice Road Trucking was difficult

HMS_Ford

C.W. McCall's wet dream.

HMS_Ford

The early truck convoys were very uncoordinated.

Skorne

I hope my insurance covers this

Roma87

Transformers The Broadway Production

Doomsday-device

Commercial drivers licensing tests get harder every year.

Blancgab

That isn't a piece of art. It's a one in a million shot of a car crash unfolding. Oh, the humanity.

typoqueen

What I want to know is, what the hell are rednecks doing on a beach?

setracani2

oh look it's the "caterpillar" trucks mating dance

wolfx77

the truckus oilus mates only once every exxon convention

clayschuldt

Autobot auto-erotic exphixiation

LastChance

THIS IS THE RGTWWF (ridiculosly gyrated truck world wrestling federation)

Mordor

Worst question mark ever

Yowza

Pictured: Optimus Prime's erection.

tinner111

oh jim bob get down from there you know we gotta get ta walmart.

The_Bing

;s

chesnerm

robotic boners

jsn76

Kens-worth grew, as Peters-bilt...

Tman1331

Dance,truckers, dance!

Tman1331

They have officialy gone to a whole new level of red-neckery with this.

petegadget

Michael Bay's "Question Mark - The Movie"

Shane?

What the truck?!?!

dahnielhahoo

Truck de Soleil

PBR

Dammit! Can't two consenting adult trucks perform the bent umbrella position in peace and privacy?!

MossyStump

No I'm not Megatron, he went that way!

arcticwarfare

Optimus Prime behind the scenes.

turperterson

and gas cost how much?

Kailas

After the rodents of Gerbilzonia triumped, they crafted mockeries of the tube mazes we had once used to encase their miniature kindred and forced us to play with them.

TheBeatles

I don't know, the choppy montages in "Capitalism: A Love Story" just didn't make much sense to me.

TheBeatles

There's yoru problem, ma'am. You have a 16 wheeler stuck in your pipes.

sweet1

twins: conjoined at the hip

sweet1

"I kind of feel like cat-dog"

sweet1

conjoined at the hip; the 10 year battle these twins have faced

bdadz

Godzilla's art was really big with the redneck demographic.

kcs316

Hey everyone!!! I know what's not a waste of time and money!!! YAY ME!!!

kcs316

Wait... I thought I was the leg Pidge??

sweet1

Bob, what exactly did we do last night?

Jackster

With the popularity of the WWE fading fast, vince mcmahon combined the sport with a rednecks second favourite thing

LiamA

If you think this is bad you should see the other guy.

niceman

Next Stop: The Guggenheim

GoAtLoVe

the effects of trucker speed

ZenMaster1975

See that's why third world truck shows are so awesome! Thoses pesky "Safety Laws" just get in the way.

thickredwater

No one could stop Michael Bay from taking his own shot at Cirque du Soleil.

Sel9724

Show and tell day at the michael bay school of crap

mattacer

hay cletus you can see our house from up here

kairei87

bad day at work

kairei87

shitty day at work

spooky767

transformer rule 34

coreyrutter1

cars 2, mater learns to dance (wtf disney)

wqerffwas

And son, this is why we don't hire women truckers

Mercers-Dad

Redneck Dancing with the Stars

funwithguns

Michael Bay meets Mad Max

serephem222

Insert screw A into...wait what

Vertigo666

I don't care what it is, it attracted boobs.

shaun_v

were baby transformers come from

thickredwater

Cirque du Soleil must be Stopped.

patjk73

Michael Bay's CHiPs.

patjk73

3 hours 59 minutes and counting...

Megatooth

Question mark?

patjk73

Over the Top 2: Driver Not Included.

patjk73

Michael Bay is remaking Convoy?

patjk73

Geez'... Would ya' get a garage already.

patjk73

Could Synchronized Trucking be the next Olympic event?

DarkWolfe5

MAN! those brakes are touchey!

moin

amazing boss

Fawkes13

"...and that's how baby Transformers are made...."

Jrizzok

Holy crap, that chick's not wearing a shirt!

Jackn1feSGRTRK

MC Escher's Transformers

SamanthaC

Presenting the latest attraction at truckworld

jamasian_man

The Riddler's plan in Batman 3...

JBHiFive

This is awesome, just goes to show with the right attitude anything is possimpable

AngryMJ

"ten-4 rubberducky, i'm on your six"

Shermankohlberg

"Are you getting a semi? ...Cause I'm totally getting a semi..." "I swear to truck-god, after this next gymnastics meet, we are NEVER speaking to each other again, Anthony Von Truckenburg.

alsointocats

Optimus prime finally found the love he was looking for

Shananigans79

What the Truck?

Shananigans79

Mechanics will be working through the night to separate the Siamese twins...

Darkhaven

Poptimus Prime gets sick wit' it for the haters...

luwee

CAR-ma sutra. And by "car" I mean "truck".

jimw2112

This is actually a failed audition by the Transformers on 'You think you can Dance?'

Chemical

69?

holyfuck

i should not be turned on by this

Baconman

Michael Bay's "Herbie"

Sneed

9 months later, Optimus Prime was born.

Dad

Caterpie, Caterpie, yeah!

dead_alewives

Tim Burton's Transformers

alex8039

lol

screwd

badassery

paulg

a dildo gone totally wrong.

diamondsingle

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Genners

Truck-Norris Roundhouse kick!

Pieter

Ok, ok, you guys were right, I don't know what I'm doing...should have brought it to an auto body shop.

elgsus

Trucks = Totally Dongtastic

ronnychoi

Almost... There...

Deejy

Onyx is evolving!

07kt7471

...and then i found 5 dollars

Matt.Conrad

The story of Optimus Prime's conception.

Mark_Spark

Cash for Clunkers extreme.

Gothic

150 000 dollars, an arm and 5 insurance payouts later, Billie finally admitted that he didn't know what the hell he was doing.

Necrolove

The adult version of Transformers.

Pieter

Great Magneto costume, but how are you gonna lug this prop to the party?

Gothic

That's no shadow on the ground. That's engine oil.

Gothic

Worst dildo ever.

Gothic

That guy climbing up is getting a hard-on as we speak...

ChriszeHitman

''Hey guys, are you sure this is safe''? (nude guy)

sspwnage

damn canadians

ChriszeHitman

''Harder''!!!!

yourmum

" I SAID MOBOLIZE DAMNITT! NOT MATE!"

Kodeir

The S is for Sucks

drklghtnfnty999

Ice Road Truckers meets The Matrix

man_of_chelm

Michael Bay tries his hand at modern art.

dpaction

98 out of 100 semi truck drivers are men....the 2 women just found eachother.

mikeyscouse

truck fuck

RedX

Not content with robot testicles, Michael Bay created....

bifff

hot autobot lovin'

Culafi1

Truck Stop Rape 2.0

KaspiantheGreat

OMG! this is sooooo AWESOME...................... At this distance the chick totally looks like she's topless.

poopnugget

trump tower for rednecks

Bart-Dick

Thank god she's wearing protection, always remember safe lying on nails!

pdizzle

WWE ladies hardcore match.