Craptions Classics October 09, 2009

Guitar Hiro

Other Craptions

I... wanna hide and seek all night.... and potty e-ver-y day.

Versus

Kim Jong Ill has a new hobby

aaa182

Just wait. He's about to catch on fire.

Julius_Goat

You can make fun of the kid all you like, but he's already more metal than anyone who plays Guitar Hero.

Shurimpu

Look at that cocky smirk. He still remembers what it feels like to be inside a vagina.

He speaks gibberish and poops his pants...just like Ozzy.

librarianmike

His amp goes to 2 1/2.

Truthiness

Going for a less gay style, Nickleback Recruited a new lead guitar player.

natebooze

Rock out with your wok out.

Plan B

'Maybe if I hold a guitar and act all metal, nobody'll notice I pooped the shit out of everything back there.'

SpankMac

You see that five year old girl behind him? She just got impregnated with AWESOMENESS.

racedogg2

Already he's more man than Prince ever was.

CavalierX

When he goes into his solo, the Huggies just start piling up on stage.

Julius_Goat

Hooray! It's Subtle Child Abuse Week!

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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