Other Craptions

I... wanna hide and seek all night.... and potty e-ver-y day.

Kim Jong Ill has a new hobby

Just wait. He's about to catch on fire.

You can make fun of the kid all you like, but he's already more metal than anyone who plays Guitar Hero.

Look at that cocky smirk. He still remembers what it feels like to be inside a vagina.

He speaks gibberish and poops his pants...just like Ozzy.

His amp goes to 2 1/2.

Going for a less gay style, Nickleback Recruited a new lead guitar player.

Rock out with your wok out.

'Maybe if I hold a guitar and act all metal, nobody'll notice I pooped the shit out of everything back there.'

You see that five year old girl behind him? She just got impregnated with AWESOMENESS.

Already he's more man than Prince ever was.

When he goes into his solo, the Huggies just start piling up on stage.

Hooray! It's Subtle Child Abuse Week!

Dammit, I bet he still gets more ass than I do.

Goo goo fucking gaa gaa, man! \m/ (>_

"So, Mary, how's your child doing?" "Well, we finally got him out of diapers." "Oh, that's pretty good. I mean, my son is only a WORLD FAMOUS ROCK STAR, but yeah, potty training. Pretty cool."

Kim Jong Il's "Mini-Me" went horribly wrong

I guess I just have to hit my kid harder to get him to be this badass.

Gary Glitter's wet dream.

BILLY MAYS HERE, IS YOUR KID NOT METAL ENOUGH? WELL WORRY NO MORE...

"ARE YOU READY TO WALK?!"

Laugh all you want, but his Twinkle Twinkle Little Star solo will melt your face off.

they call him guitar heroshima

You know, bands these days sound like whiny babies.

They had a feature about him on "Cribs"...

The readers of Crackled are not to be trusted with a Baby Week.

Sponsored by the US Navy.

Must get laid quite a bit... by his parents... into bed

Every other kid was in line to get the swine flu vaccine, but little Carlos was in line BECAUSE HE FUCKING COULD BE.

Either it's child prodigy week or Midget S&M week... I don't know which I'd rather have.

Not wanting to fuck up this weeks trend, Yoshihiro plays "through the fire and flames"

"Cuz they said I was too small for Sumo

I didnt know you could headbang to "Twinkle, twinkle, little star".

Chuck! Chuck! It's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin BERRY! You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!

If you haven't heard this guy cover Raffi, you haven't lived.

If this isn't a poster child for birth control, then there is little hope for us all.

Smells Like Pre-teen Spirit

"AC/DC, M, N, O, & Pee ..."

Already looks like a douche...great job parents...

He gets lots of play-groupies.

Paedophilia and bondage... I like where this is going

...Atleast his middle aged parents aren't living vicariously through him.

Now THIS is a reason embryonic stem cell research must be stopped.

Slash: The Wonder Years

The bear kid got PWND!!!

Warning: Do *NOT* feed your adopted Korean child after midnight.

Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock 'n' roll preschool!

Rock N Roll may never die, but it may beg to be killed.