Other Craptions

I am tired of Fire Week. When does Boob Week start?

What the mythical female orgasm looks like.

How an abortion is carried out in Kansas.

Bazooka Joe finally lives up to his name

No, it won't make your penis bigger. But it will stop everybody from laughing at it.

Not to be out done by the Large Hadron Collider, America decided to build their own star.

"Billy Mays here. Folks have you ever wanted to hunt and cook at the same time ..."

Michael Bay. Michael Bay. Michael Bay. Michael Bay. Michael Bay. Michael Bay. You know, if you say "Michael Bay" fast enough, it starts to sound like "Baim Eyekle." I have no point.

IT's Not FIRE guys!! its a Mana-ray Laser Bomb.. gooosh - Cracked

"It fires Craptions."

The Hadoken cannon is complete.

as seen yesterday on youtube and tomorrow in the obituaries

This time, the Taylor Swift 'Fearless Tour' is ready for Kanye West!

One small stunt illuminates one obvious truth: They live in a trailer on the back of a pick-up truck.

America's entry in the "international candle competition."

Holy shit! Coolest thing ever.

Behold, North Korea's long range missile systems

"And you see Jimmy, that is how babies are made..."

Insert trite Michael Bay Joke here

Gee, I wish I had this when a Jehovah's Witness was at my door!

There's only one way to put out an out-of-control water hose.

Those aren't muskets.

Aww... don't fire the Craption Editor just 'cause he's venting during his annual herpes outbreak.

Is that a theaton ray gun?

You missed the asshole with the ponytail.

I miss college

Finally, Jim was now ready to put the saying "a watched pot never boils" to the ultimate test.

Rammstein have GOT to give this guy a job.

The real story is this guy's Twin Sisters. One went Suicidal, and killed the other one by Mistake.

So glad that there is a flame, sort of a running gag for the week.

Do you read the Bible Brett? There's a verse I have memorized for occasions like this...

This is MY BOOMSTICK!

I'd comment about fire week, but I don't want to start a flame war.

This place really knows how to remove an unwanted bumper sticker.

Butch instantly regretted asking if anyone had a light.

After enduring so many jokes from cracked, Sergey shows what he is really capable of.

Do you have any idea how much meth they had to sell to buy that thing?

Apparently the Cracked staff are limited to one google image search a week

Am I the only one who's pretty sure the guy who chooses the pics is a serial arsonist?

'Best trombone solo ever' is the first craption I've read that made me legitimately LOL. Ty Superjaded

Hey baby, wanna see how far I can shoot?

Kid Rock's house on any Saturday night.

I think Cracked is trying to tell us something...Guys if you are stuck in a burning building and forgot how to call 911 theres no shame in asking.

Fire. OK, seriously, we get it.

Once I harness the power of the sun, I will be unstoppable!

fire week!

"I'm pretty sure that mosquito is dead now, Larry."

There must be no oxygen left in the Cracked office. (Thank you middle school science)

Always strip the old paint before repainting your vehicle.