Japanese businesmen are very spiritual when they destroy documents
"You know, Wong... these candles would look much cooler if we mounted them in some sort of ball."
"YOU get an eternal flame! YOU get an eternal flame! YOU get an eternal flame! EVERYBODY GETS AN ETERNAL FLAME!"
Bird Baths for those who don't like birds all that much.
Well. We've had Gay Week and Fire Week. I am NOT going to be around next week when it's OBVIOUSLY going to be Flaming Homosexual Week.
The most romantic bukkake set ever.
Flaming tampons are all the rage in Japan. Sadly, no one is surprised.
In North Korea, this is considered high-tech.
Al Gore is going to lose his shit when he sees you guys contributing to global warming.
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE. DO YOU LIKE CANDLES?!
Herrrooo.. my underwear is in frames....preeease
If I see ONE "Michael Bay" tea-light reference...I WILL PUKE OUT MY LUNGS!
At Japanese bathhouses, the candles aren't the only thing that get blown. (And you're welcome.)
Now everyone try really hard not to fart.
We've punished those hamsters enough already.