Artists rendition of his Inflamed Left Testicle
The rarely photographed mating ritual of Glade scented candles.
Grandma's last wish for her cremation was epic.
Well now, some people REALLY hate hamsters.
Is this what Jerry Lee Lewis was talking about?
Fire Dome: Two men enter, two men burn
Michael Bay's "Katamari Damacy"
It will take a sperm made of asbestos to fertilize this egg.
Fireball is just such a useless spell, I mean.. look at it
The Empire isn't really even trying anymore.
Fire. Balls. Great. Of. 4 words I don't want to see on today's Craptions
Dick Clark does some fucked up stuff to the Times Square New Year's Ball during the off season.
Honey, I think I screwed up somewhere making this jungle gym.
"Think it's cool now? RELEASE THE MOTHS!!"
In the wild, Dixie cups band together and have no natural enemies.