Other Craptions

The rarely photographed mating ritual of Glade scented candles.

Grandma's last wish for her cremation was epic.

Well now, some people REALLY hate hamsters.

Is this what Jerry Lee Lewis was talking about?

Fire Dome: Two men enter, two men burn

Michael Bay's "Katamari Damacy"

It will take a sperm made of asbestos to fertilize this egg.

Fireball is just such a useless spell, I mean.. look at it

The Empire isn't really even trying anymore.

Fire. Balls. Great. Of. 4 words I don't want to see on today's Craptions

Dick Clark does some fucked up stuff to the Times Square New Year's Ball during the off season.

Honey, I think I screwed up somewhere making this jungle gym.

"Think it's cool now? RELEASE THE MOTHS!!"

In the wild, Dixie cups band together and have no natural enemies.

WAIT STOP!!! THERES STILL A GLADIATOR INSIDE!!!

So what's YOUR carbon footprint?

You misunderstood when I said I wanted to fire up some pot.

My fucking plants!

The art critics were unimpressed...but the freezing bums loved it.

I like Fire Week much more than Gay Week on Cracked.

Michael Bay's "Picture to write a Michael Bay related craption about" is Michael Bay-mazing ... Michael Bay, Michael Bay, Michael Bay

Could someone PLEASE keep Doctor Octopus away from the Tritium?

Step 2: Load this thing into a catapult.

Poor Sauron, he's been forced to become a street performer just to get by.

Johnny Cash was sooo 2D.

"Now, we roll it up onto Mr. McGregor's front porch..."

...and now we roll it into the Gypsy village down the hill!

Why Rednecks don't need a Large Hadron Collider.

They've burnt 'large wood', a blow-up doll, and Chuck Norris' testicle...Pyromaniac-Porn Week at cracked.com continues...

What my birthday cake will look like in about 2 years.

How the hell is "Artists rendition of his inflamed left testicle" winning? It isn't even funny. PS...it should be "Artist's" ...a possessive noun. Stupid internet retards

For the third day straight, police could not contain the riots caused by some guy shaving himself in a kiddie pool.

WARNING: Contents may include the souls of the damned.

What I think a clitoris looks like.

Things Christians hate: books, TV, and, apparently, potted plants.

"You know what I hate, big flaming spheres...thats what I hate...If I see one, I swear t..." "umm..honey, dont turn around..."

The destruction of the Death Star looks a little dated these days...

Pictured: someone who has a TERRIBLE green thumb.

No, no, no, no, no. Jenkins, when I told you to "Fire Flowers", I meant Mike Flowers in Accounting on the 3rd Floor. ...you're fired Jenkins.

I guess watering the plants is out of the question.

The aliens smiled as their test proved a success. Humans were indeed dranw to bright lights like moths. This invasion thing was going to be easier than they thought.

Indiana Jones and the Holy Crap

Are we still voting for Michael Bay entries?!?

Let me guess, something gay or on fire or both. Then I make a joke like, “Michael Bay’s Brokeback Mountian”

The board game "Escape from Fireball Island" is being adapted into the most awesome movie ever.

Happy birthday to you, Satan. Happy birthday to you.

Harry Potter and the Huge Fucking Steel Ball Cage of Fire

The Ewoks try to create their own Death Star. It's only deadly if you're a furry creature... or Sergei, who in fact shaved everything 3 days ago.

In Jerusalem, burning bushes are a best seller.