landmine76
Dick Clark does some fucked up stuff to the Times Square New Year's Ball during the off season.
slickjamesjik
Michael Bay's "Picture to write a Michael Bay related craption about" is Michael Bay-mazing ... Michael Bay, Michael Bay, Michael Bay
DustinTheWind
They've burnt 'large wood', a blow-up doll, and Chuck Norris' testicle...Pyromaniac-Porn Week at cracked.com continues...
HUMLY
For the third day straight, police could not contain the riots caused by some guy shaving himself in a kiddie pool.
rams7818
How the hell is "Artists rendition of his inflamed left testicle" winning? It isn't even funny. PS...it should be "Artist's" ...a possessive noun. Stupid internet retards
noreport
"You know what I hate, big flaming spheres...thats what I hate...If I see one, I swear t..." "umm..honey, dont turn around..."
getittwistd
No, no, no, no, no. Jenkins, when I told you to "Fire Flowers", I meant Mike Flowers in Accounting on the 3rd Floor. ...you're fired Jenkins.
arm66
The aliens smiled as their test proved a success. Humans were indeed dranw to bright lights like moths. This invasion thing was going to be easier than they thought.
lumberjef
Let me guess, something gay or on fire or both. Then I make a joke like, “Michael Bay’s Brokeback Mountian”
troll_alx
The board game "Escape from Fireball Island" is being adapted into the most awesome movie ever.
Daniel_Garcia
The Ewoks try to create their own Death Star. It's only deadly if you're a furry creature... or Sergei, who in fact shaved everything 3 days ago.
alfredthemad
Somehere in the crowd Snoop Dog and Willie Nelson are extremely disappointed
PCHISHOLM1
I want this to be David Blaine's next endurance stunt. Because, well, fuck you David Blaine.
Rex-Jester
ALRIGHT, EVERYONE TO THE PARKING LOT. I'LL BEING SHOWING YOU ALL JUST WHAT I THINK OF YOUR PHILODENDRONS!!!
erob3131
Jesus Christ Mr. Miyagi, what the F#*K is "Daniel-San" going to learn from this test.
savinator
Dudes, let's totally fuck with Copernicus by dragging this thing back and forth past his window.
ChaseMitchell
Rio's Olympic torch will be the first one made entirely of Molotov cocktails confiscated from local gangs.
gypsy61
I don't know, it came with the Shamwow I ordered, let's fire it up, see what happens
Manlybeard
Guys, if you want this to be the Eye of Sauron it needs to be at least twice as big.
avonbarksdale
Michael Bay's Christmas Tree ornament. Get it? Because it's so over the top and extravagant...heh...heh. Lol? How about this one... Chuck Norris' um... uh... fuck it.
boblepongeII
While everyone was outside staring at the ball of fire, Mark was still upstairs, stealing their stuff.
WorstNameEver
What are the chances some drunk asshole WON'T try to spin that down the street?
jekelish
If anyone actually knew there's an invisible guy in the middle juggling those things, the crowd would actually be impressed.
Versus
Overheard 30 minutes ago: "Remember, honey, we parked under that lovely chandelier."
Boy_Genius
"If the Rebels have obtained a complete technical readout of the Amish Death Star it is possible, however unlikely, that they might find a weakness, and exploit it."
arm66
After his pothead friend passed him the pipe and ignited his oxygen, there was little left of the boy in the bubble.
huracanramirez
It´s a very little known fact that Evel Knievel was an acomplished gardener.
lc_ii
Apparently standing around a giant flaming ball is more entertaining than facebook or twitter.
Mr.9MM
GENERIC MICHAEL BAY JOKE, GUYS! VOTE ME! I propose that we build a wicker man out of the people who keep posting this lame-ass joke. Their last words can be 'Michael Bay's Wicker Man' for all I care.
Rockforchumps
Once a year the great blazing cannabis descends upon the earth, bringing tides of joy and severe cases of the munchies.
Kamikaze Phoenix
The community college science department unveiled their saddest achievement so far: "Sun 2.0".
jimdocusa
Albania has perfected the development of the flaming sphere of death, but thankfully, according to U.N. weapons inspectors, has no functional launching mechanism.
twista331
I think all the previous craptions were slowly building up to this one, a ritualistic fireball, about to burst in to flame!
dpollok
GOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL......GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
twista331
See the window? There's always a douche who'll video something important in attempt to make a quick buck.
WeldGirl
I wanted to go to Times Square for New Year's, but no, you wouldn't listen...This is better, you said...
Blinker_Fluid
Very clever Cracked! It's actually hair removal week. From Sergey shaving himself in a kiddie pool, to the unshaved village women, to villagers in India setting their hair on fire and finally this lady burning her eyebrows off.
Zounds!
Mountain Mud Stains. *close* Mountain Mud Stains *close* Mountain Mud Stains *close*
zaprowsdower
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you misread the recipe, but we'll see how it turns out
twista331
When I told you to get some hot spice pot, I was talking about the one which invloves a light hangover... Not a fire extinguisher...
bdadz
How can they make it worse? Your in a wicker testicle and it's on fire... OH GOD THE BEES!
Rex-Jester
The grand finale of the West Virginia Playhouse Theatre's summer adaptation of Maus.
Spamboy
...the tragic accident left ironically named American Gladiator, "Blaze," burned beyond recognition.
Backinblack
Due to the recession, the Times Square New Years celebration suffered cutbacks as well.
Ed_Gein
The passengers from Lost thought about it, wtf couldn't the passengers from Gilligan's Island??
spectre_vampire
American Gladiators has the Atlasphere competition, Russian Gladiators has fucking THIS!
Diasdiem
Shortly after, the DEA decided it was easier to just throw them in a big fire than light them individually.
twista331
What the fuck? 37 wives and you still can't plant a fire without finding a way to burn it?
Diasdiem
Although the advent of electricity changed much, New Year's Eve in Time's Square back then was much like it is today.
Knowby
In an effort to get more "extreme," American Gladiators redesigns the Atlasphere.
gethin_williams
I dont care what they call it, im not counting it as a weapon of mass destruction
Toggleroo
Women Tames fire, Man beats her at that, but add some pot and we can all stare in wonder
ratchet1215
At first I was excited when someone told me Cracked was doing a "Flaming Week"...
ArtyMorty
Jerry Lee Lewis' Inspiration for his famous song "Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On"!
jimdocusa
And this is how the university's horticulture department got all its grants revoked.
Charlie1224
Why, that's my ex-wifes car, I don't know how it got like that officer I swear.
iheartsatan
Dude that shit is awesome. What is its purpose? I don't know, since when do you need a purpose to have a giant ball of flaming trash cans anyway?
KingOfTheKill
Cavemen may have discovered fire, but we're the ones who figured out how to grow it.
getittwistd
No, Jerry Lee Lewis was referring to the Anti-semetic post-WWII climate in Eastern EuropYES THIS IS WHAT JERRY LEE LEWIS WAS FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!
ceallen92elvis
Let us look unto the Great Ball of Fire. In Jerry Lee Lewis's name we pray; Amen.
landmine76
During the off season, Dick Clark gets the Times Square New Year's Ball involved in some fucked up shit.
savinator
And so, Copernicus' friends would fuck with him by dragging it back and forth past his window.
crooms
Jerry Lee Lewis wasn't laughing when he saw what the 13 year old phillipino's father had in store for him....
callmekool
IF TOMORROWS PICTURE IS OF FIRE IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF...im all outta clever fire sayings
jimdocusa
Old Man Jenkins was such a horrible bastard that the entire town gathered to toss a flaming poo sphere on his front porch.
Haljordon
If HELL gave tours."Ok people, this is just the first level, we have six more to go."
Bollox
Oh, how they clapped and cheered, in Switzerland. "The Large Hadron Collider WORKS!" they laughed... as the newly formed Star collapsed in on itself....!
CameronReed
The city's solution to its drug problem was to invent a massive bug zapper for crackheads.
tfo4321
Donny, I just don't think a burning basketball sacrifice to Satan will help the Clippers this season.
Gaus
"Well I built it because I thought cracked.com might do a Craption about it and I was just wondering if "Michael Bay" references have gotten old yet. Apparently not"
mootpoint
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury i present exhibit a, taken exactly 2 minuets before what can only be described as the worst 911 call any of our operators had ever received..."
Cloud_Ratha
After 5 minutes of staring, Steve suddenly realised his orchids were on fire.
SoulPhox
After Earth's sun burned out, no idea to find a replacement was considered too stupid.
BillyBob77
What the hell i gave you twenty dollars and told you to get your mother a birthday present and THIS is what you get?
Dbooner13
"So i was paid to do something artistic in this street, 3 joints later i said F**k it here is a ball of fire"
1.21jigawatt
Step 1: Build Big metal Ball - done Step 2: Hang flower pots in cirle holder - done Step 3: Set one fire, call all friends to stare ...
bilbo1
Mario's secret garden of Fire Flowers was pillaged immediatley when it was discovered by the locals.
1.21jigawatt
Hell's Night is 25 days away... by tomorrow I'm going to run out of FIRE Craption comments.
mastermidget23
wait, this wouldn't happen to have anything to do with the Kenny Loggins "Danger Zone" article would it?
momoy
Bob has some explaining about all the dead plants in the house when his wife comes home.
imnew
Guess what it's fire week at Cracked. So Michael Bay jokes really won't get you far
spectre_vampire
Not pictured: Beavis with his hood pulled over his head, chuckling and going "Fire! Fire!"
mcfinley
...and after the oil lasted for eight days, the Hellenists stopped and gathered to ask, "What the fuck is that?"
getittwistd
BORING...I'm going back to the article with the pictures of big boobs savings lives.
angerfrog
Cracked.com, the people who brought you 'Gay Week', now present: 'Big Flamers Week'!
gryphonne
The payoff after the Burning Man betting his left nut that the Packers would beat the Vikings.
sarahbella
Mikey thought he'd bring the flaming bag of poo on the doorstep to an all new level
twista331
No doubt a drunk scheme that came to 'light'. In the next episode of 'Drunken fun', peeing off a rooftop in an attempt to put out the fire in each pot!
1.21jigawatt
Hey Doc everytime I pee I feel a burning sensation.. Doc asked what am I peeing on? ..ba-dah-dump. Uhg.
twista331
When I asked for Fireball, I just wanted you to get my mage to a trainer... You idiot.
TheWibbleFish
Once everyone realised Sauron was just a big fucking eye on fire, he became a bit of a novelty.
zaprowsdower
The merger of the NEA and DEA resulted in some more creative destruction of the marijuana they found peolpe growing
zaprowsdower
My senior project was a symbolic representation of my art degree; those pots are filled with my parents' tuition dollars
1.21jigawatt
I bought one of these to distract mosquitos. Then it attracked the neighborhood kids over. Now I just light big fucking dolls on fire... what next?
arm66
!!!JOIN US THIS WEEK AS CHRIS ANGEL DEFIES DEATH IN A FLAMING BALL OF....aw fuck it, you know it's all done with cameras and editing. Go watch Copperfield or something.
MonjiSlayer
If this is an Easter Egg you'd better have weaponry when it opens because that will be one furious ball of chocolate.
Ivel
And the crowd bowed before their new flaming god, and flaming he was, his flaming personality was known across the land.
erob3131
What the hell is with everything being on FIRE...bring back a semi-naked man shaving himself.
erob3131
This is what happens when you disobey the stipulation in your lease that says: "NO F&*KING PLANTS!!!!!"
Ratsn3farious
'Death Panels' were replace by a 'Death Lottery' after ObamaCare finally passed
CamarilloBrillo
Joseph had always been told getting into modern art would get him laid..... he was wrong.
paulg
the preview of the breand new new years eve ball for Dick Clark's new years Rockin Eve show,shows promise.
dungeonmaster11
Sadly, even the Times Square New Year's Ball will be affected by the recession.
oggie168
Martha Stewart's neighbors are sick and tired of this crazy bitch stealing their flower pots for her fucked up jack o lantern. It's not a good thing.
jimdocusa
I'd hate to be on the Southwest Airlines flight when some guy tries to bring this as a carry-on.
savinator
Ancient astronauts taught the Peruvians to wear LL Bean thousands of years before mail order was invented.
M-Dub
Now if we can just roll this huge ball of flamin' dog poo onto his porch...best prank ever!
savinator
Sponsors started to back away as Giant Evil Mecha Tiger Woods hooked yet another tee shot into the gallery.
savinator
News of the Druids' discovery of geometry brought surprisingly little cheer to the populace.
Charlie1224
Ten years later people spend so much time inside they don't know what fire is.
rhichi
What's with all these references to flaming-oh no. It's not Gay Week at Cracked again, is it?
chump
And Marty said, "NO! MORE votive candles!" And I was like "Dude!" Well, you know how Marty is. . .
Gumption
Attention everyone! The Kayne West fan club will now come to order! First order of bussiness, kidnap Wolf and stick the little bastard in here! Oh the irony!
LikesTacos
Juans' hobbies include welded modern art and growing chilli peppers so hot that they actually burst into flames.
KingOfTheKill
They heard people talking about "rolling","pot" and "blazing" and got the wrong idea.
RobertJSawyer
This year's "Keepsake" ornament: only $2,000,000 at your local Hallmark store.
LikesTacos
Needless to say, I don't think the artist will be aproached by any gallery owners tonight.
Anasaz1
5000 years of civilization and we still havnt figured out how stop thinking about giant flaming balls.
wqerffwas
I see no possible risks in crowding around a poorly secured great ball of fire.
mikhailhanafi
Pictured: New method of birth control found named "Don't put you dick in there because it'll burn".
mikhailhanafi
The controversial deleted ending of Jerry Bruckheimer's "G-Force'. Spoilers: THEY DIE.
oggie168
They have just revealed the Times Square 2011 New Years Eve Ball, based on a Mayan design.
thegdbm
The Klan's new "Ball Burning" festival attracted quite a different crowd than their traditional cross-burning.
87gn
The Jerry Lee Lewis & Johnny Cash music video was never released. How did Cracked find it?
Ajiera
Some people want to fly to the moon, others just want to intimadate it to comming to them.
mikee212
Chuck Norris Elementary School seemed to have some peculiar ideas for the construction of the playground monkeybars.
Wicked_One
Each pot is hand-painted and filled with autumn leaves collected in Maine. Martha Stewart at center.
savinator
Every curling fan on earth gathered to see the changes finally being made to spice up the sport.
savinator
This would be the last time the paranormal society attempted to contact the spirit of Freddie Mercury.
savinator
Sarah Palin's attempt at making popsicles left lingering doubts about her overall competence.
rockordude21
The real reason Lucifer rebelled against God: Hell has fuckng awesome Disco!!!
deathangleloki
the crowd gazed in amazement as they unleashed the latest product of apple.
Batman?
"Hey guys. Jesus here. Came back from the dead to welcome you all to salvation. So anyone want eternal peace? Uh... Nope, just gonna look at a bunch candles."
corly012
I think Jerry Lee Lewis fan club may have taken the song a little too literally
aznwolflord
If you think this is badass, wait till they bring in the giant, flaming hamster.
iamgine
Lets ask the crystal ball what tomorrow's craptions gonna be...hmmm, I'm seeing fire...and there's people around it.
Fawkes13
If Teddy Roosevelt was cremated, this would have to be his funeral pyre. Nothing less epic then this would do.....
Fawkes13
and David Blaine will attempt to stand in the middle of this for 48 hours....cause "magic" is really just "stupid shit some jackass will do for attention."
BrandonEQY
More people showed up than planned, they misunderstood the burning of a ball of pot.
Fawkes13
Michael Bay's new line of "X-TREME X-MAS DECORATIONS"...this is the Star of the top of your tree...
Fawkes13
ten to one says this got rolled down a hill within five minutes of this picture being taken....
numbersix1979
I know you said something about a bunch of people burning pot, but this is ridiculous!
Papillon
The dyslexic chapter of the Klu Klux Klan, it's suppose to be a burning cross you f#cking idiot.
Papillon
I don't know what today's craption subject means but after a bottle of Nedeburg Shiraz the rest of the world makes perfect sense....
Crocoduck
Wait...pots?! Damnit, that's the LAST time I ask Jeeves where to smoke the stuff
Papillon
Inebriated South Africans having a tradition braai. Who brought the Boerewors? Brandy and Coke for everyone.
Angry-T
The dumb shit the cracked staff come up with when they can't find any other fire pictures for the craption contest.
Brooklynxman
The FIRST New Year's Ball Drop at Times Square was a little...different from today's
sithmonkey
And the Lord said, "Let there be some awesome flame...ball thing." And then it was.
privatepyle
Officials cite "Pumpkindling" as the last straw in slashing the school's fine arts budget.
masato82
What Khloe Kardashian has been seeing, every time she closes her eyes, ever since she first put on her engagement ring.
TfR
Budget cuts at 2009's Burning Man Festival left festival goers disappointed -- promoters promised next year to include both testicles.
sbestor
"Ya, I made some kick-ass specifications to your Sphere of Doom motorcycle trick" -Barnum Baily, Drunk
BenignRobot
...and as you can see by this model of the Neisseria Gonorrhea Bacteria- that's why it burns when you pee.
bowling-pete
Jerry Lee Lewis had slightly more success with his song version of "Great Balls of Fire". (He also married and abused his cousin, but that has little to do with this picture.)
izwingéd
"This year's Glade family reunion was its best yet. How they'll top it next year, I have no idea, I personally don't think its possible."
bobjib
as dr. manhatten slips into senility the crowd wonders how flaming potting plants will power their city
DMMC
And every single American Gladiator quit that day, except for Malibu. He decided that his time had now come...
DMMC
And all of the American Gladiators quit that day, except for Malibu. He decided that his time had now come...
bodega
"Yo Asian candles, I'm gonna let you finish, but ball of candles from yesterday was the best arrangements of candles ever"
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