Michael Bay's "Pinocchio".
we don't need no water let the motherfuck...shit, run!
Wicker Man 2: Full Throttle
One of every 2 giant statues is a suicide bomber
Apparently the KKK doesn't like clowns either.
Hey guys, I found out that hydrogen is WAY cheaper than helium for filling our balloons.
Burn-me-alive Elmo is going to be a holiday sensation. Get yours today!
The first of what is sure to be many "Anti-Lady Gaga" protests
"Let's get two giant totem poles in case one spontaneously combusts," I said. Well, who's laughing NOW?
CAUTION: May explode into awesomeness.
The Iranians were outraged that Israel would attck during their "Death to the Jews" festival.
Whoah, hey, you know what? Maybe I don't want what she's having.
Best. Orgasm. EVER.
Seconds after this photo was taken, another plane struck the second towering twin.
I predict that some half-ass Michael Bay reference will win this one.