Other Craptions

we don't need no water let the motherfuck...shit, run!

Wicker Man 2: Full Throttle

One of every 2 giant statues is a suicide bomber

Apparently the KKK doesn't like clowns either.

Hey guys, I found out that hydrogen is WAY cheaper than helium for filling our balloons.

Burn-me-alive Elmo is going to be a holiday sensation. Get yours today!

The first of what is sure to be many "Anti-Lady Gaga" protests

"Let's get two giant totem poles in case one spontaneously combusts," I said. Well, who's laughing NOW?

CAUTION: May explode into awesomeness.

The Iranians were outraged that Israel would attck during their "Death to the Jews" festival.

Whoah, hey, you know what? Maybe I don't want what she's having.

Best. Orgasm. EVER.

Seconds after this photo was taken, another plane struck the second towering twin.

I predict that some half-ass Michael Bay reference will win this one.

Supposedly he will be rewarded in heaven with several inflatable virgins.

Based off the other statues smile, I think it was murder.

We take our pinata's very seriously, you'll need artillery to break these suckers open which unfortunately usually spreads the candy over three suare mile area, but the kids love it

And then Jeff Dunham struck gold

Oh, the balloonmanity!

Quick everyone! Hide behind the other thing that looks just like the thing that blew up!

Your mom lights one of her farts...

The Hanna-Barbera Space Program

This is what happened to the last one who mentioned Michael Bay!!!

Despite their great size, the invaders were ultimately defeated by the humblest thing on earth, explosions.

After learning what yesterday's winning craption was, the Totem Pole burst into flame out of sheer disappointment.

I knew I shouldn't have stuffed explosives up that totem pole's ass.

"I've seen fire and I've seen rain. I've seen floats bursting into flames."

He came in peace.. he left on fire.

Arson week continues...

It was self defense, he had a knife!

Wonder how many Michael Bay jokes we get

If Michael Myers, Freddie Kruger & Jason can survive fire, then so can I!

The reason you never catch a Wicker Man masturbating.

"Hey, is it hot in here, or is it just OH GOD MY FLESH"

Last moments of the Hindendildo.

Previously on Lost...

OK, I understand being glad you're not the one set of fire. But to have such a smug smile on your face is just being a dick about it.

Hi, this is Billy Mays here with the new "Rocket Kite"...

"And what is your superpower, little girl?" Drew Barrymore: "I dunno..."

Every culture has its own version of the Goofus and Gallant mythology.

Leave Britney alone!

Ever since Bush and Blair stepped down I can't even tell WHO they're burning effigies of any more

You know how I told you that being at this festival was like hell on earth? The fact that I'm burning alive only validates my point.

Not to be out done by 'The Burning Man Festival', 'The Burning Giant Fu*ked up Thingy Festival' was a huge success!

One torched float, several third degree burn victims, and three fatally wounded children. Overall, Mexico's Cinco De Mayo festival went prettttty well this year!

Oh no! Suicide bowling pins!

"AAARRGH I'm not the imposter, HE'S the imposter. Burn HIM!"

The 37 wives are actually pyromaniacs.

Idia's space program suffers a setback when vishnu 1 explodes on the launch pad. Luckily the backup crew aboard Shiva 2 was ready to lift off.