Craptions Classics October 05, 2009

Michael Bay's "Pinocchio".

CaptainDildo

Other Craptions

we don't need no water let the motherfuck...shit, run!

WorstNameEver

Wicker Man 2: Full Throttle

WorstNameEver

One of every 2 giant statues is a suicide bomber

natebooze

Apparently the KKK doesn't like clowns either.

Diasdiem

Hey guys, I found out that hydrogen is WAY cheaper than helium for filling our balloons.

dpollok

Burn-me-alive Elmo is going to be a holiday sensation. Get yours today!

The first of what is sure to be many "Anti-Lady Gaga" protests

tsiegle

"Let's get two giant totem poles in case one spontaneously combusts," I said. Well, who's laughing NOW?

zaprowsdower

CAUTION: May explode into awesomeness.

Zounds!

The Iranians were outraged that Israel would attck during their "Death to the Jews" festival.

somfas

Whoah, hey, you know what? Maybe I don't want what she's having.

seannyb

Best. Orgasm. EVER.

Zounds!

Seconds after this photo was taken, another plane struck the second towering twin.

josancho

I predict that some half-ass Michael Bay reference will win this one.

twista331
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