Craptions Classics October 04, 2009

"What the fuck?! 37 wives, and I STILL have to come home to a burnt dinner."

Kelly Robinson

Other Craptions

"Do you really think this was the best way to punish Sergey for shaving in the community pool?"

deaved_wrath

The last time I tried to introduce evolution theory to the Kansas education system...

Antonio Arrieta

The Amish mourn the death of Darth Vader.

Moses! You must free your- Oh, sorry. Wrong bush.

wholover

Smokey Bear is going to have to eat some bitches.

Amish raves suck!

arkhmpatient

The sign at the end says "You Must Be THIS Witchy To Be Burned In This Fire."

Julius_Goat

Yeah, that's the reason I don't go to the family reunions anymore

Antonio Arrieta

The Amish tradition to burn a Microsoft computer for being a witch

Flying_things

Viking funerals only work ON THE WATER, you retards.

BowToTheBard

Ah yes, a mystic culture does an ancient ritual with great meaning and... oh, there's a truck in the background. Fuck this!

racedogg2

How to tell when Oktoberfest has gotten out of hand.

BowToTheBard

Gypsies, Tramps and Arsonists

Fkelleghan

Come on cousin light my fire...

Brett-Butler
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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