Other Craptions

I'll be damned if I'm going to let a fucking Chuck Norris joke win the Craption today. Damned.

Dinner Mints: The Musical

You can wear all the protection you want, but R. Kelly is still going to pee on the first three rows.

It's time to play everyone's favorite game: "Muslim or Hazmat?"

Bukkak-alypse

Now they all charge at the woman playing the egg, but only one of them gets to impregnate her.

Is it tax time already?! *sighs and bends over*

Swine Flu: The Musical

When Chuck Norris ejaculates, ENTIRE PEOPLE COME OUT.

C'mon, not even France will surrender to these guys.

Nothing is sadder than a Care Brear funeral.

Synchronized spectating

Studies show prostate exams are more enjoyable with music.

The hokey-pokey was alot more fun when we weren't wearing full-body condoms!

Come on guys, harder. We can show them that farts are a truly untapped resource.

The Flash just hit everyone of them in the junk!

Okay, if it doesn't rain, we're going to look like idiots!

I don't know what it is, but it's better than going to a Nickelback concert.

Oh my god ... please don't tell me it's Hammer time

Everybody remain calm and stay where you are. Danny Devito escaped again....*sigh* (that little fucking Leprachaun)

Soylent Green, now in cotton candy!!!

Mr. Hilton publicly humiliates every one who has ever stolen a shower cap.

Spooge in D minor, by Johann Sebastian Bukkach.

I don't care if it's uncomfortable. You take the public option, you wear the jump suit.

Sooo VERY glad I went to college!

Oompa Loompa: The Armageddon.

...and they Jizzed in their pants.

All hail Lord Intel

I have no reason to believe that all the people wearing the haz-maat suits are Asian -- yet, I firmly believe that all the people wearing the haz-mat suits are Asian.

Is Gallager still performing?

Paris Hilton Saftey Day

The "put your whole self in" part of the hokey pokey is the biggest crowd pleaser.

If you go to an Elton John concert and get front row seats, you wear a body condom. That's just good judgement.

there's Gallagher... and then there's poop Gallagher.

"Let's give a big hand to the HAZMAT choir."

It's official: hoodies don't look cool on everybody.

The new, environment-friendly KKK

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for...

The running of the virgins

Enough with the Michael Jackson tributes already!

And the search for my contact lense continues...

Tonight, we dine in SILLICON VALLEY!

Med School Musical

Now which ones were washed with Tide?

The French will surrender anything including anal virginity.

Once everyone was in place, wearing their safety gear, the world record attempt at "largest group fart" made their try. It was a day the people in the bleachers would never forget.

Don't shut it down yet; I don't think we came back to right year, based on what I see over there. Either fashion has become very strange, or gay pride parades have become much more subtle. Either way, this isn't the year we came from.

Gallagher: The Musical

The apocalypse has less fire and more line dancing than I expected.