Craptions Classics October 01, 2009

When you're Chuck Norris, all the sperms that didn't make it... MAKE it.

SpankMac

Other Craptions

I'll be damned if I'm going to let a fucking Chuck Norris joke win the Craption today. Damned.

watermelonman

Dinner Mints: The Musical

walterscarff

You can wear all the protection you want, but R. Kelly is still going to pee on the first three rows.

It's time to play everyone's favorite game: "Muslim or Hazmat?"

Asberry

Now they all charge at the woman playing the egg, but only one of them gets to impregnate her.

CavalierX

Is it tax time already?! *sighs and bends over*

Thomas Calnan

Swine Flu: The Musical

Blinker_Fluid

When Chuck Norris ejaculates, ENTIRE PEOPLE COME OUT.

Valthonis

C'mon, not even France will surrender to these guys.

Diablo

Nothing is sadder than a Care Brear funeral.

Chug

Synchronized spectating

ChaseMitchell

Studies show prostate exams are more enjoyable with music.

SammyBasketball

The hokey-pokey was alot more fun when we weren't wearing full-body condoms!

mephitic
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