Craptions Classics September 30, 2009

And what do you want for the apocalypse?

IDontLikeChange

Other Craptions

NEVER tell your dyslexic parents you want to sit in Santa's lap.

CavalierX

...and out of an unholy union such as this, Hannah Montana was born.

CavalierX

Okay OKAY! I will suck it already. But let me find it first.

SpankMac

"Stay the fuck away from Red Bull. Those ads don't lie."

ChaseMitchell

I just don't see this working out. I mean, I'm horrifying monster who haunts children's nightmares, and you're wearing that ridiculous costume.

seannyb

Why you scared? Is it because I'm black?

slickjamesjik

Have you ever heard of the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ??

natebooze

Will haunt your dreams for food

bcanders

And then the Paladin said, "That's not my horse, that's my wife!"

ChaxC

The grates of hell.

Thomas Calnan

The day Sally quit the shoeshine business.

Hey there, could you spare a soul for a homeless veteran of the hellfire wars?

seannyb

Don't give it money. It will just blow it on puppies

bcanders
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