Other Craptions

Sure, she can handle an anti-aircraft gun... but can she cook?

Maybe we'll let her have that parking space.

Thank god they didn't let her drive. That could have been a real menace.

Awesome! German Porn Week on cracked.com has begun!

Someone, somewhere is masturbating furiously to this. All right, it's me.

I see Sarah Palin is gearing up for 2012.

Jim!! I'm pregnant, and i'm going to have it, you cool with that?

I'm sorry Ma'am, but we just don't carry the McRib anymore.

the right to bare arms and legs

whore is hell.

Truck with protective window grates? Check. Machine gun mounted in the bed? Check. Hot babe to repopulate the Earth with? Double check. Let's rock and roll, zombie apocalypse.

Double barrelled .50 cals are so out this season ya stupid bitch.

Dominatrucks.

GM is giving free upgrades to entice consumers to buy a car ... NOW WITH MORE WOMEN & GUNS!

It's nice to see a woman of this caliber. (You're welcome.)

Mom??!?!

I would call her a whore...but I'm a little bit scared to.

M.A.D.D. (Mothers Against Drunk Drivers) has decided on a new approach.

I call Shotgun!

How's my aim? 1-800-626-7818

Yeah? You should see her when she's PMSing!

Honestly, honey? No, that dress does not make you look fat.... AT ALL...

Taylor Swift wasn't so easily interupted when she won her NEXT award.

Thelma and Louise, directed by Michael Bay

ram-BONER!

Topless Gun...

America, fuck yeah!

I know what you're thinking. Did I fire a thousand rounds or only 999?

The MILF gun comes as standard on all 2010 models.

There you go son. If that don't jump start puberty for you, nothin' will.

Hey mom! Can I get a ride to school with Jimmy's mom?

Rush hour in Dallas, Texas.

Ladies and gentlemen: meet the future Mrs. CavalierX.

How men view P.M.S.

I see nothing wrong with this picture. NOTHING.

And what's YOUR Zombie plan?

Mad Maxi Pad

who let you out of the kitchen?

And yet... throw a spider, or some algebra, or Twilight Novel in the back of that truck with her and she becomes completely harmless.

This time they won't forget the fucking fries.

Delta Delta Delta Force

Thanks Cracked. Now it's high noon in my pants too.

I thought she was over the Roman Polanski rape!

Suddenly my .44 Magnum doesn't make me feel like a man anymore...

Still... it's safer than having a woman actually driving.

That reminds me, our anniversary is coming up!

Barbie gets her gun. And any man she fucking wants!

Resident Evil: Recession

I pulled you over for no helmet.