Other Craptions

STOP: HammerTime

The first rule of Interpretive Dance Club: you don't talk about Interpretive Dance club

I will do whatever it takes to get laid. WHATEVER IT TAKES.

I'm gonna let you finish, but Riverdance is the best dance of all time.

Somewhere, a man searches for his stolen curtains.

The good news: They came in third place in the interpretive dance competition! The bad news: They were the only entry.

You don't wanna touch this.

YOU MORON! It's Step, turn, step, step, JAZZ HANDS!

So You Think You Can Dress Yourself?

See those guys walking away in the background? They've got the right idea.

Progressive couple- they BOTH wear the pants in the family.

Anorexia: The Musical

"Yo, I'mma let you finish, but MC Hammer had the best parachute pants of all time. OF ALL TIME!"

well maybe if you...and i try...move your arm...AAARRRGGHHHHH we will NEVER get out of this dress!

When Lance Armstrong said he would retire from racing to "pursue other passions" no one expected this

Estonia's Got Talent never caught on like in the other countries...

At 10 paces, turn, and look FABULOUS!

Hands Up! Fashion Police.

After three dates Keith finally managed to get in her pants. Unfortunately, they didn't really suit him.

When a man is going to get laid "foreplay" is whatever the woman decides it is.

You have to be THIS gay to enjoy this.

I fucking hate company retreats.

Your table just got served!

We're pretty sure that this is what DDR looks like.

The audition piece for Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks.

Tantric sex is not as fun as it sounds.

I spent 8 years in college for this...

The mating dance of the Upper-West Side Macaw.

Lord of the Pants

Footloose 2: Footloosier

5 minutes later, france applauded uncertainly.

I swear to Shit - the fish was THIS big...

When France is full, the Stupid will walk the Earth...

The bizarre poses distract security guards from noticing that he's shopifting five honey-baked hams in his pants.

For all we know, they could somehow be having sex right now.

Join the Navy.

Tread carefully, you've drawn The Fool tarot card...

"It's this big, that's why she walks like that."

Americans, google "Eurovision", and you will get this one...

No shoes, no shirt, no talent.

Previously unreleased pictures of Michael Phelps after he'd smoked the pot.

Worst. Bachelor party. Ever.

It takes a tender man to do a stupid dance, keep fucking that chicken!

A wild russian appears!

"The dance will resume after my nail polish dries."

David Bowie taught MC Hammer everything he knows

"I've got you now, mosquito. You are TOAST!"

OK, OK, I get it, it's called "The Aristocrats", please, cut the act...

Starting pose for the ancient "Clap on, Clap off" dance