Craptions Classics September 26, 2009

Darwin had more evidence of evolution than he released to the public.

Kelly Robinson

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Enzyte Bob's cock grew out of control in his later years.

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Nightmare on Sesame Street

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On the origin of furries

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I was severely disappointed when I saw the Firebird that grandpa got me.

The23

in mother russia, Cock strokes you

shotgunn70

Fuck you Kirk Cameron, that is not what happened!

mrpeabody

Aw, fuck. Our first attempt at swinging, and we get matched up with this couple.

Kelly Robinson

If you wanted to show that evolution was correct, you could have simply brought out Rosie O'Donnell. No way God created her!

racedogg2

Don't bother writing a Craption, Cracked will pick its own winner.

Smithereen

Fuck those dudes, where do I find wallpaper that kick-ass for my house?

Saint_Snowy

The new theory of retarded design is gaining ground.

Blinker_Fluid

Pictured: The Father of Evolution....and the Mother.

Wazula

Kentucky Freud Chicken

MARCS

He is gonna be pissed when he puts his glasses back on

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