Craptions Classics September 25, 2009

Obama does not care about white people!

SoCalDelta

Other Craptions

The Water World Theme Park was even crappier than the movie.

The23

Anyone else get diarrhea from that BBQ pizza? Oh, everyone did?

Redneck Venice.

HUMLY

This never would have happened if Pluto was still a planet.

BowToTheBard

Canadian beaches are the shit.

Yo Mamma so fat when her water broke she...

Crackedhead1

God provided the mud, its up to you women to start wrestling

clayschuldt

They said FEMA was a circus, but I didn't expect THIS.

CavalierX

I came for the Muddy Waters tribute.

Kelly Robinson

I just have to know: how do you flip pizza on the BBQ?

CavalierX

It still isn't enough water to make Aquaman a useful superheroe

Dayum

No one seems concerned about the two rodeo clowns slowly drowning in their barrels.

And God said unto Noah, "Go and build and ark out of cypress. And build a small county fair to fundeth it. And sell-eth thy confectionery and popcorn and BBQ pizza. But don't sell anything 'on-eth a stick'. I hate that."

papajon0s1

The "log flume" is just the nickname for the water around the Port-a-Potties.

ChaseMitchell
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