Other Craptions

That's it. We're changing hotels.

"Is this the conference room for 'God's Mistakes'?"

The Easter Bunny's first cousin, the Passover Lizard.

HI...I'm here about your Craigslist posting...

The fuck you lookin' at?

The Never-ending Virginity.

In other news, McDonalds stocks have plummeted with the escape of their Chicken McNuggets.

Did you see the new ads? Aflac and Geico are merging.

Hello, welcome to the Chernobyl Holiday Inn.

I always thought the Easter Bunny might be a chicken fucker. The eggs. Think about it.

The H1N1 virus is dangerous, but luckily it is very easy to spot.

"Excuse me, sir. I forgot to wear my watch today. Do you have the time?" "Why, yes! It's WTF O' Clock."

"Good Luck" getting a room. . .Dragon. You know because Falcor was a good luck dragon, so . . . . ah fuck it never mind.

My question is, how the hell is that man walking so nonchalantly?

Aw come on, dad! I TOLD you not to post your pictures on my Facebook account!

THIS??? is the Beyonce music video Kanye was talking about?!

Concierge! What's in this candy?

Well, if they are allowing this in the lobby, then I'm ignoring the No Smoking policy.

Here at All-State we say, 'Fuck the gecko! We've got a dragon!'

Which came first, the chicken or the HORROR?

Thanks Match.com

The "gay" dragon was looking to put his "penis" into a willing Rory the "retard". There... I used all three too...

Are you okay? It looks like your back half is just "dragon" along.

That guy has seen it all. He can't even be bothered to look at the ungodly monstrosity standing right next to him.

"Are you a slayer of dragons brave knight?" "No, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

I have altered the chicken, pray I do not alter it further.

Where do I put my dick?

Where are those robbers!? Hey, you,dragon! Have you seen two guys running away with a stolen dragon costume?

When this hotel gives you a wakeup call, it gives you a fucking wakeup call.

What happens when centaurs drink during pregnancy.

"Hi and welcome to the Sheraton. No, Anorexic Dragons Anonymous is in Meeting Hall B."

Fashion tip: Distract from your monstrous deformity by putting a little fringe on it.

The legendary Ally McBeal nude scene.

This is why I stay at Motel 666

H. P. Lovechicken

"I was going to wear one of those horse costumes, but then I realized I don't know any other people."

Dammit, we need to take another picture, Samus' boots got in the shot again!

Damn that’s ugly. I mean, who would make a carpet like that?

Nobody has written a craption yet. Be the first to write one!

I'm really happy for you, and you can keep getting your picture taken in just a minute, but DARTH VADER has the best costume OF ALL TIME!

This is the thing that will eat you from now on if you use old, played out craptions.

Keep calm mike, don't freak out. SOMEBODY here has to know what room the Knights of Azeroth meeting is in.

I appreciate irony, but please don't let Rory win this one.

"I really want to hit up that catering table, but I had to amputate both arms for this to fit properly."

UH UH, "GAY" "PENIS" "RETARD" are not the only craption standards, theres also "shortly after French surrendered"

WTF!? I was first to post today and now I'm being beaten by "'Gay' 'Penis' 'Retard'..."!?

Your Hellhop will take your bags now.

At least somebody at this convention got some tail.

"On second thought, let's go back to that quaint little Bates place down the road."