Craptions Classics September 24, 2009

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but if you bang this thing news travels fast.

andy3t

Other Craptions

That's it. We're changing hotels.

jakflak

"Is this the conference room for 'God's Mistakes'?"

ChaseMitchell

The Easter Bunny's first cousin, the Passover Lizard.

Mothra24

HI...I'm here about your Craigslist posting...

Zounds!

The fuck you lookin' at?

SpankMac

The Never-ending Virginity.

In other news, McDonalds stocks have plummeted with the escape of their Chicken McNuggets.

Did you see the new ads? Aflac and Geico are merging.

HUMLY

Hello, welcome to the Chernobyl Holiday Inn.

Lerxst62

I always thought the Easter Bunny might be a chicken fucker. The eggs. Think about it.

Iceland

The H1N1 virus is dangerous, but luckily it is very easy to spot.

Julius_Goat

"Excuse me, sir. I forgot to wear my watch today. Do you have the time?" "Why, yes! It's WTF O' Clock."

SpankMac

"Good Luck" getting a room. . .Dragon. You know because Falcor was a good luck dragon, so . . . . ah fuck it never mind.

navybond007

My question is, how the hell is that man walking so nonchalantly?

SpankMac
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