Other Craptions

Some guy with a U-Haul said he'd help carry these but Egypt us.

The original Tetris.

This is not what I meant when i put up the sign "Block Party Today".

Dammit, where are people finding these cheap slaves? I've looked EVERYWHERE.

Crosswalk like an egyptian.

Damn Egyptians, taking all the jobs away from American slaves.

In retrospect, letting the Jews leave was a a bad move for the Egyptians

Good to see Obama's bringing back slavery.

Getting stoned, Nile Style.

man this sucks, why did we let the JEws go again?

Cecil B. DeMille's low budget epic "Cleopatra, the Ikea Years".

Cleopatra never went anywhere without her cocaine.

When the pharaoh wants sugar for his coffee, he GETS sugar for his coffee.

The Bangles still have fans?

You laughed when I said Egypt revamped their military, "they'll never attack America," you said, welll Fuck you.

Further down the road you see 1)Japanese with their yen, 2) party boys calling the Krem-a-lin, 3) The Chinese know.

Early Egyptian motorhome.

Egyptian Tetris.

I'd put my stone in her Sphinx.

GUYS! You're late. the giant penis head craption was a week ago. What are you going to entomb now?

I think the chick in the purple pants is on her pyramid.

Your mom's crack delivery has arrived...

You raid our tombs, we raid your Ikea

Proof that Cleopatra didn't own a mirror. Sheesh.

Building Imhotep's international house of pancakes

Contrary to popular belief, the traffic in Bumfuck, Egypt is horrible.

Before we had Little Caesar's pizza delivery, we had Little Pharaoh's.

Uwe Boll shouldn't be allowed to make a Tetris movie!

The losers of Egyptian Jenga have to put the game away.

Honey, I'm going to be late tonight ... yeah, it's another slave jam

Whatever you do....DON'T tell ANYONE in Egypt that you're looking to get stoned.....

Stoned Temple Pilots

The Great Pyramid Recycling Plant of Cairo is the largest in the world.

During the Exodus, there were those who didn't understand the concept of taking only what was necessary

One strong gust of wind up those skirts, and you'll see even more stones.

Stop complaining, only 12000 miles til Egpyt.

The Egyptians HATED their first Ikea experience

The seven dwarves did some contracting work for Ramses before the movie.

"Did anyone bring the blueprints? This thing has four sides and an outdoor patio. That can't be right."

Satisfaction guaranteed, or your mummy back

The construction of Legoland.

"OK which one of you assholes up there is blaring 'Walk Like an Egyptian'?"

And, once built, we shall call our great city: Jenga!

C'mon guys, Mario needs a new level

The eighth plague of Egypt was modern infrastructure.

They need to stop and get a pack of Camels...

This is bullshit, Cracked. I can't make a gay joke, a French joke, a Japan joke, or a Scientology joke.

Although making the big "HOLLYWOOD" sign letters wasn't nearly as hard as making the pyramids, leave it to Hollywood to make a big production out of it.

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