Craptions Classics September 23, 2009

I sense a pyramid scheme...

librarianmike

Other Craptions

Some guy with a U-Haul said he'd help carry these but Egypt us.

ChaseMitchell

The original Tetris.

Bagelbitch

This is not what I meant when i put up the sign "Block Party Today".

Cron187

Dammit, where are people finding these cheap slaves? I've looked EVERYWHERE.

seannyb

Crosswalk like an egyptian.

Damn Egyptians, taking all the jobs away from American slaves.

seannyb

In retrospect, letting the Jews leave was a a bad move for the Egyptians

SoCalDelta

Good to see Obama's bringing back slavery.

Hieshyn

Getting stoned, Nile Style.

quagmyre

man this sucks, why did we let the JEws go again?

adamation

Cecil B. DeMille's low budget epic "Cleopatra, the Ikea Years".

Mothra24

Cleopatra never went anywhere without her cocaine.

When the pharaoh wants sugar for his coffee, he GETS sugar for his coffee.

okeydokey

The Bangles still have fans?

CavalierX
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