Craptions Classics September 22, 2009

Sarah Jessica Parker on "Dancing with the Stars"

spectre_vampire

Other Craptions

You can lead a horse to water, but when you dance, the horse leads. Period.

landmine76

Neigh means neigh.

rorrimimage

It's not a thermometer girl, I swear!!!

navybond007

It's only bestiality if you make eye contact.

Why does everyone have to insult horses with Sarah Jessica Parker jokes?

getittwistd

Step Up 3: The Stables

seannyb

It's not so easy to get a prom date in Arkansas.

Kelly Robinson

Jeremy conducts his first one-horse symphony to a sold-out crowd.

landmine76

Hold still, I just want to ram this spike in you head and make you a unicorn!

slickjamesjik

No one puts pony in the corner!

Zounds!

They'd fallen in love, but it couldn't last. The irony was that it was HER family that rejected HIM.

Julius_Goat

WHY ARE YOU ALL JUST SITTING THERE!!! HELP!!

natebooze

Brockway does "field research" for his next sex article.

CavalierX

the Ukranian legal system baffles the rest of the world.

J_E_Fitzgerald
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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