Other Craptions

You can lead a horse to water, but when you dance, the horse leads. Period.

Neigh means neigh.

It's not a thermometer girl, I swear!!!

It's only bestiality if you make eye contact.

Why does everyone have to insult horses with Sarah Jessica Parker jokes?

It's not so easy to get a prom date in Arkansas.

Step Up 3: The Stables

Jeremy conducts his first one-horse symphony to a sold-out crowd.

Hold still, I just want to ram this spike in you head and make you a unicorn!

No one puts pony in the corner!

They'd fallen in love, but it couldn't last. The irony was that it was HER family that rejected HIM.

Brockway does "field research" for his next sex article.

WHY ARE YOU ALL JUST SITTING THERE!!! HELP!!

the Ukranian legal system baffles the rest of the world.

Crazy Glue comes from crazy horses.

The Kentucky Waltz

"Oh, yeah? Well, 'whoa' THIS motherfucker!!"

So this is the slippery slope conservatives are always complaining about. Interesting.

I got ten on the horse in this fight.

Sadly, Mr. Ed's last tv appearance was on "Dancing With the Stars."

Leaving a fuckton of craptions and hoping for one to be successful is like throwing a bunch of shit on the wall and expecting for some to stick on it. You know who I'm talking about.

The first time in a while something white was praised and Kanye didnt step in

What happens when the horse in a one-horse town gets lonely?

Buttercup has had ENOUGH!

Let go of me! I must get to Minas Tirith!

The valiant first clash in the Great PETA Protesters War.

Cracked was right, I CAN control my dreams!

Wow, they have literally fives of people watching them.

Hey buddy, give the unicorn back his horn.

ultimately, it was the dip that killed him

When he accidentally called the horse Sarah Jessica Parker, the crowd new something bad was about to happen.

I said get back in the hat, NOW.

Thanks Equine Harmony....

No Christopher Reeve. Not to the death......to the pain.

The Spanish have bull-fighting...not to be out-done...this is what the French came up with.

The first (and last) man to accept a "Horse Boxing" challenge.

No...no wait! Stop! Damnit this worked in Zelda...

...And that was the most beautiful wedding I've ever seen

This is what breaking up with Sarah Jessica Parker looks like.

DUDE!!! Sarah Jessica Parker got a new tattoo!

Dances with Ponies

A horse is a horse of course, of course unless that horse is Gigantor: Lord of the Horses!

My name is William Reeve, you killed my father, prepare to die.

Shadowfax is soooo going to kick his ass

Dancing with the Stars of the Kentucky Derby was one of the shortest-lived crossover series

before Black Beauty, there was White Trash. It was romantic story of a Horse kicking the fuck out of its trainers. Not sure why a book wasn't published...

...five, six, seven, eight. Jazz hooves!

"I'd ride that!"

What's sad is that Rush Limbaugh has already interpreted this picture as racist somehow.